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smallbugger
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lol tralaque, now what you think its going to take to stop those worthless jacks?
 
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Originally posted by tralaque
Costs:

Defensive coordinator lack of sleep: 2 hours

Number of CB's used: 5

Number of CBs needed: 1

Watching a D-coordinator smug while his brother rolls around the floor peeing himself from laughing so hard: Priceless


For everything else there's Mastawoo

I admit to being stressed out of my head trying to 2nd guess the mighty mastawoo but it really was satisying shutting down Voom - i thought he would have more in the tank, i guess i over-estimated him.

the Lumberjacks on the other hand? well different style and wiley. they've done a few things against Namibia that had me alerted. another sleepless night looms
 
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Originally posted by ceevee


the Lumberjacks on the other hand? well different style and wiley. they've done a few things against Namibia that had me alerted. another sleepless night looms


I got mine over with last night... and then a few last things this morning. So my stuff is set for you guys. Hardest thing for me is to not talk myself out of or into other stuff, lol
 
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Originally posted by smallbugger
lol tralaque, now what you think its going to take to stop those worthless jacks?


anything short of spiking their sport drinks with laxatives won't work..... but i think QPR may have a clue. but that secret is held in a safe with a thousand of the worlds meanest assassins ready to pounce on anyone that steps as close as within an ear's shot of the safe. and if they fail, Mango is ready to squirt citrus juice in their eyes
 
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Originally posted by tralaque
Originally posted by smallbugger

lol tralaque, now what you think its going to take to stop those worthless jacks?


anything short of spiking their sport drinks with laxatives won't work..... but i think QPR may have a clue. but that secret is held in a safe with a thousand of the worlds meanest assassins ready to pounce on anyone that steps as close as within an ear's shot of the safe. and if they fail, Mango is ready to squirt citrus juice in their eyes


for most of us jacks... just make the plan over a 3 sentences long... and it'll be ignored. So feel free to give your plan out if you'd like. I'm sure Eric and Brando will be happy to give some tips
 
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alrighty then, the plan is to take the ball allllllllll the way down the field skipping right on by that nasty little sim threshold of the field goal range and right on through the endzone till the fans in the endzone hold up their "STOP FORREST!" signs. then on defense, we're gonna give our waterboy an extra shot of his pure blue water from the Alaskan medicine man. this way he can open a can of Whoo whoo whoop ass. this way on any given sunday QPR can take the show. that's our plan we just hope it'll execute as well as we have the plan laid out.....yup
 
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Originally posted by tralaque
Costs:

Defensive coordinator lack of sleep: 2 hours

Number of CB's used: 5

Number of CBs needed: 1

Watching a D-coordinator smug while his brother rolls around the floor peeing himself from laughing so hard: Priceless


i peed myself reading that

Voom is a well built WR but i'll leave it there. he belongs to a team i rate very highly and to be considered the #1 WR by the Ghanaian management is good enough for me.
 
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Originally posted by Mango Fandango
6 catches for 100 yards. decent.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=460395&pbp_id=16934700
1-1 with our #3-4 CB. FAIL

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=460395&pbp_id=16934834
1-1 with our lvl 37 SS and he still couldn't shake off his man. FAIL

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=460395&pbp_id=16935376
264 pound lineman of all guys and he couldn't get an inch. heck the CB has better hands for the PD. FAIL

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=460395&pbp_id=16935911
1-1 with our prize winning CB. result? FAIL

All this from a lvl 47? if that's what Africa Pro has to offer then the Rangers have no fear.

F.


Still the best reciever in the game. If Brando gets an F, what does that say about how your guys did?
 
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Originally posted by tralaque
alrighty then, the plan is to take the ball allllllllll the way down the field skipping right on by that nasty little sim threshold of the field goal range and right on through the endzone till the fans in the endzone hold up their "STOP FORREST!" signs. then on defense, we're gonna give our waterboy an extra shot of his pure blue water from the Alaskan medicine man. this way he can open a can of Whoo whoo whoop ass. this way on any given sunday QPR can take the show. that's our plan we just hope it'll execute as well as we have the plan laid out.....yup


tl;dr

 
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Originally posted by ceevee
I admit to being stressed out of my head trying to 2nd guess the mighty mastawoo but it really was satisying shutting down Voom - i thought he would have more in the tank, i guess i over-estimated him.


103 yards is NOT shutting down the best receiver in the game, that's making the best of a bad situation.

Brando now fully expects QPR to win the whole thing so he can continue his bragging about how only chamionship defenses can slow him down. Good luck.

You'll notice i didn't give grades for Game 16, i figured they didn't need them and would just naturally retire.


Don't worry, the Brando Voom Appreciation Thread will return in full force next season with more highlights, more put-downs, more ego and more TD's than ever!

Brando is now going on an offseason vacation to his island full of hot lesbians who luckily still love the cock. PEACE.
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Originally posted by smallbugger
Originally posted by ceevee



the Lumberjacks on the other hand? well different style and wiley. they've done a few things against Namibia that had me alerted. another sleepless night looms


I got mine over with last night... and then a few last things this morning. So my stuff is set for you guys. Hardest thing for me is to not talk myself out of or into other stuff, lol


X2 - The Rangers secret is exposed and I can't believe I didn't see it earlier. It was right there staring me in the face. Let it be known that if you try the same bread and butter play tonight it will be the end of your season.....or maybe I'm just bluffing, guess we'll find out soon ...
 
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Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Still the best reciever in the game. If Brando gets an F, what does that say about how your guys did?


549.5 pass yards?
 
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Originally posted by mikeedangerr
Originally posted by tralaque

alrighty then, the plan is to take the ball allllllllll the way down the field skipping right on by that nasty little sim threshold of the field goal range and right on through the endzone till the fans in the endzone hold up their "STOP FORREST!" signs. then on defense, we're gonna give our waterboy an extra shot of his pure blue water from the Alaskan medicine man. this way he can open a can of Whoo whoo whoop ass. this way on any given sunday QPR can take the show. that's our plan we just hope it'll execute as well as we have the plan laid out.....yup


tl;dr



what's tl;dr? now that i just ranged my age..lol
 
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too long. didn't read
 
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ahhhh..gotcha...lol thanks
 
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