Warrior General Games

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dang look at that speed and acceleration. Look at that jump and those instincts. it's unfair that so much talent could be concentrated in just one little dot.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
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dang look at that speed and acceleration. Look at that jump and those instincts. it's unfair that so much talent could be concentrated in just one little dot.

Hmm looked at the play.
Was not impressed since you overloaded the left side with a blitzing LB and SS so there was bound to be someone getting to the quarterback.....
Come on don't try to take credit for a team effort....

I like the ignore of the -6 OT that pancaked his ass. Was worth the price of admission, tbh.

Originally posted by griffin8r
I like the ignore of the -6 OT that pancaked his ass. Was worth the price of admission, tbh.

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Originally posted by D3aler
Originally posted by Darkstrand

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406734&pbp_id=14825193
dang look at that speed and acceleration. Look at that jump and those instincts. it's unfair that so much talent could be concentrated in just one little dot.

Hmm looked at the play.
Was not impressed since you overloaded the left side with a blitzing LB and SS so there was bound to be someone getting to the quarterback.....
Come on don't try to take credit for a team effort....

feel free to look at any of the other 13 times klarg sat the quarter back that game to find one that perfectly suits your taste.

That one is more for the connoisseur who can appreciate a beautiful jump (if you look at the replay you can see that klarg is already past the line of scrimmage by the time the first frame is rendered.

Originally posted by D3aler
Originally posted by griffin8r

I like the ignore of the -6 OT that pancaked his ass. Was worth the price of admission, tbh.

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http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13923415

Definitely worthy of spamming.

OWWWW that was a nice one

So Klarg defend yourselve you "ubermensch"

Klarg has no response for that play. He is too busy getting an enema to remove all the grass DQP shoved up his ass.

PS: Klarg, I will stop harassing you as soon as you admit that you got served by two OT's that were six levels below you (DQP and Brickwall) and one that was seven levels below you (Lionel)

Can't blame that shit on the Niners being such a badass team - a level 40 DE should have handed both of our guys their hats and sent them packing.

Moar fotografik evidence of Klarg's epic phail

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13923292 - Klarg tries the speed rush, but DQP steps up and bounces him like a pinball.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13923415 - DQP sits Klarg on his ass in a nice comfy spot where he can watch the rest of the play.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13923542 - Klarg gets to sit down again, courtesy DQP.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13923622 - Klarg tries to blitz the delayed draw, DQP says "No you don't"

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924035 - Brickwall takes a turn showing Klarg where his lounge chair is

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924062 - Klarg watches helplessly from behind DQP's monster block as his team gives up yet another first down.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924150 - Brickwall plays the pinball game with Klarg. Klarg loses, pass completed.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924184 - Klarg is tired of getting whooped by DQP, so he asks a Linebacker for help. He still fails to make the tackle.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924825 - Klarg gets knocked around by Lionel.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13924893 - Klarg tries his patented outside-inside move, and Lionel stuffs it like a suckling pig.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13925738 - Klarg is getting sad now, because DQP won't lay down like other OT's, and he watches helplessly as Eric gets all day to throw a long strike.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13925782 - DQP feels bad for Klarg, and wanted to cut him some slack, but Klarg made a move towards the RB, and DQP had to sit him down again.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13925840 - This is getting old. DQP sits Klarg down again and Klarg feels sad that he can't do anything about another TD by Portland.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13926282 - Klarg sits down again. DQP decides to go look for more interesting challenges.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13926378 - More Brickwall bouncing Klarg around like Paddle-ball.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13926473 - Klarg's coach is pissed, and he takes him out of the game. It doesn't help.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13926920 - Klarg is allowed back into the game, only to find that the first sack allowed by Portland is not his, but rather one of his "scrub" linebackers. Klarg is despondent, almost suicidal at this point. Fortunately this ends the half.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13927113 - Poor Klarg. DQP is clearly having his way with him at this point.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13927155 - and this point.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13927189 - and, damn, the linebacker got this sack. Whatever will Klarg do? He has no sacks, against three linemen that he should be pwning?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13927243 - Klarg tries to get help from a linebacker, but DQP is not budging. He handles them both. Klarg is very sad now.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406750&pbp_id=13927685 - Klarg is pretty much giving up at this point. Brickwall says "BOOO!" and Klarg sits down dejectedly.

That Klarg guy, he's a beastly sort of chap, eh what?

it will be interesting to see if he has the "sack" to respond to your post griff

get it? sack?

wocka wocka

Sandwich Guy FTW

Griff is the motherfucker

Poor Klarg. His stat line for that game:

1 Tackle (RB practically ran into him)
1 Missed tackle (RB ran into him, and kept going)
1 Hurry

Zero sacks. Zero TFL. Zero FF.

Billy Lumbergh (a Riga CB) posted exactly the same line, with two more tackles, in 19 fewer plays.

Klarg needed an intervention after that game. He was trying to pull a Gomer Pyle in the locker room in post-game.

Originally posted by griffin8r
Poor Klarg. His stat line for that game:

1 Tackle (RB practically ran into him)
1 Missed tackle (RB ran into him, and kept going)
1 Hurry

Zero sacks. Zero TFL. Zero FF.

Billy Lumbergh (a Riga CB) posted exactly the same line, with two more tackles, in 19 fewer plays.

Klarg needed an intervention after that game. He was trying to pull a Gomer Pyle in the locker room in post-game.

# of times portlands shitty RDE has pulled a 1 tackle or less game: 8 (more than 50% rof). (and most of those he didn't have a hurry)