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Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:10:00
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34) the visitors locker room is painted a nice pleasant shade of lavender... and has the Czech Yourself S7 highlight reel playing on a continuous loop on their plasma screens.
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Miihka
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Feb 20, 2009 23:11:58
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33) The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders were actually formed from the leftovers at our cheerleader tryouts.
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Baller~cult~
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Feb 20, 2009 23:13:03
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32) We Donated Flavor Flav Some Teeth And Clothes So He Can Look Decent.
 
Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:13:17
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31) our Concession stands serve Filet Mignon & Lobster...

(nothing but the best for our fans)
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Baller~cult~
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Feb 20, 2009 23:14:46
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30) There's Real 10k Diamonds In The Bottom Of Every Cracker Jack Box.
 
Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:16:14
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29) MITH used to have long flowing locks of hair, but cut it all off and donated it to Mel Kiper for hair plugs...









it was a tax write-off
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Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:20:03
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28) Parking for our fans is free. We make up the shortfall by shaking down visiting fans from out of town.
 
Miihka
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Feb 20, 2009 23:24:47
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27) We have, not one, but two emergency response physical therapy teams on 24 hour standby.

The other one caters for the rest of the league.
 
Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:25:01
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26) We spot opponents 28 points at the beginning of each game to help them cover the spread.
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Smoke_Pants
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Feb 20, 2009 23:25:38
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25) -MITH- : All EE owners want to be him and all their women want to be with him.
 
Miihka
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Feb 20, 2009 23:28:55
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24) All our stadium's VIP boxes have a sauna with a panorama glass to watch the game.
 
Miihka
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Feb 20, 2009 23:31:23
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23) We turned down John Madden as our in-game commentator.
 
Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:42:05
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22) when our players take a whirlpool after the game they dont get wet, the water gets Czech Yourselfed
 
Miihka
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Feb 20, 2009 23:43:37
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21) Our VIP boxes have all you can drink free Czech beer buffet. We provide the painkillers, too.
 
Victory Jones
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Feb 20, 2009 23:47:16
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20) its always sunny and 72 degrees in Czech Yourselfistan...
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