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Club America
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He's in on the strength of the pron he just posted.
 
kenyon1977
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if the liquor stores are closed and you and a bunch or people are partying, and you need booze this is what you do,

either you can strain rubbing alcohol through a loaf of bread or

everyone pitch in and rent a limo for a couple hours, they come fully stocked with the booze!!
 
Club America
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OYE, ETHANOL

ETOH

thats what you want to drink.

Not methanol

No isopropyl

rather, ETHANOL



Rubbing Alcohol is ISOPROPYL alcohol my dimwitted friend. ISO alcohol is not what you need to be drinking.

Real losers buy Nyquil and drink that.


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kenyon1977
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Originally posted by Club America
OYE, ETHANOL

ETOH

thats what you want to drink.

Not methanol

No isopropyl

rather, ETHANOL



Rubbing Alcohol is ISOPROPYL alcohol my dimwitted friend. ISO alcohol is not what you need to be drinking.

Real losers buy Nyquil and drink that.




NyQuil is only 10% alcohol, if it's over the counter stuff you want then you want to drink some Listerine, it's got 27% alcohol. If you do it in the morning you can go to work with great breathe and it takes care of those damn shakes you get when you wake up after a night of drinking.
 
EmpYllek
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If anyone needs pure ethanol (well ok its actually about 99.5% pure) I have access to it in the chemistry lab. I charge very competitive rates. I mean itll make you go blind but it might be worth it if youre CA and you have a wife with a face like that.
 
Club America
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
If anyone needs pure ethanol (well ok its actually about 99.5% pure) I have access to it in the chemistry lab. I charge very competitive rates. I mean itll make you go blind but it might be worth it if youre CA and you have a wife with a face like that.


Rack the retards that cant figure out why they dont see too well anymore.

 
kenyon1977
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chemistry lab? ok, make me some home made Percocets!


actually with all the technology and smart people out there why haven't they made a drug that gets you high, has a cheap cost, is non-addictive, and has no side affects?
 
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Originally posted by kenyon1977
chemistry lab? ok, make me some home made Percocets!


actually with all the technology and smart people out there why haven't they made a drug that gets you high, has a cheap cost, is non-addictive, and has no side affects?


I think they call that jacking off.

I wouldnt trust Empytard to make a puddle of piss, much less try to make something of worth with his beaker and flask.

 
kenyon1977
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I'll just call a limo, screw the homemade shit.
 
EmpYllek
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CA I wouldnt have to make the pure ethanol. It sits in big jars and I could simply pour it into a hipflask. Anyway Im a shit hot practical chemist. If I brew stuff its going to be good.
 
kenyon1977
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can you take the alcohol, turn it into a gas form and pressurize the shit out of it to compress it and freeze it?, then somehow turn it into a pill form?
 
EmpYllek
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Firstly its really really difficult to freeze alcohol. Secondly when you do it loses its alcoholic properties so it would be a bit of a waste.
 
kenyon1977
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Firstly its really really difficult to freeze alcohol. Secondly when you do it loses its alcoholic properties so it would be a bit of a waste.


damn damn damn, ok,

what can I add to this Bud Light to crank it up a notch? appearently rubbing alcohol was a bad idea resulting in a headache, upset stomach, and the burning runs,
 
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Originally posted by kenyon1977


what can I add to this Bud Light to crank it up a notch?


... a bud.
 
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Originally posted by The Angry Beavers
Originally posted by kenyon1977



what can I add to this Bud Light to crank it up a notch?


... a bud.


nice
 
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