Warrior General Games

Originally posted by sharkaweaka
what is this argument even on? hahah


ALL I KNOW IS YOURE LUCKY YOURE IN THE WEST OR ELSE I'D FALC YOU OUT



offseason downtime dude

Originally posted by buckwild
Originally posted by iamtheking

Originally posted by buckwild


Originally posted by bgdave



The Vanguards counted to infinity - twice.

The Vanguards do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Vanguards go killing.

If you can see The Vanguards, they can see you. If you can't see The Vanguards you may be only seconds away from death.

The Vanguards sold their soul's to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled fake RPG fantasy internet football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Vanguards roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Vanguards.

The Vanguards built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Vanguardss met all three bullets with their beards, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


The Vanguards have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Vanguards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on The Vanguards shoe. The Vanguards replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Vanguards!" The mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by The Vanguards.



It has been said that Chuck Norris also does these things.


as i stated earlier, more tired unoriginal (now you can add lame) bullshit.

dude! if you ever had an original thought, and a glass of ice water at the same time. the shock would kill you. you had better step up your game, cause this shit simply won't do.


You call something unoriginal and then you spout some ignorant stock joke about a glass of water. And looking back at your previous posts, they're all ignorant stock jokes or old yo momma jokes.

So I say to you, step up your game. Memorizing jokes from the book your daddy left by the toilet may make you king of the 4th grade, but watch out young lad, there be adults here. And we see right through your type.




oh, so your the smart one of the 2 huh?
let's take a look at your efforts.
we have a post about some sort of bitch list
and.....uhm.....hmmmmmm....oh yeah, the one quoted above.
nothing of substance, just you blathering on about something someone else said.
i get it now, you are the critic.
can't come up with anything witty yourself, so you just sit back and critique other peoples work. damn hoss thats even lamer than your little brothers effort.
at least he did take the time to copy n paste the old chuck norris shtick. while you just sit there and tell yourself how smart you are. whats next? you gonna start running every one's post through spell check, to point out spelling errors.
you talk about old books my dad left behind, yet YOU know nothing about what it is like to have a father. jealousy is an ugly thing king.
However it's just as well that you two lads are fatherless, as seeing what cretinous teenagers you 2 have become, would've surely driven the old boy to suicide. Besides, him being anonymous entitles your pussbomb crack whore mom to more money from the gov'ment to continue to raise ya.

dance for me now, monkeyboy.

Dude you are such a jackass. You come in here guns ablazing like half the shit we have said in here was in any way serious. We're just stirring the pot and then some loser like yourself come in and try to preach their internet argument superiority when no one tried to argue with you in the first place and no one feelings are hurt by your tired personal attacks. Go find a teen suicide site so that maybe you cdan get some results.

You're an idiot.

These guys are hilarious. They're going to lose. But they're still hilarious.

Originally posted by mpowell
These guys are hilarious. They're going to lose. But they're still hilarious.

I'd say that's what makes it irony champ. If we were 16-0 last season, you guys could talk shit. We weren't though, that's what makes it funny.


It will be great htough if the little guys can sneak in a few sucker punches on these big bad scarry BBB teams that honestly think they are all the rage.

hahahah, i love the new vanguard receivers. they've really re-sparked my interest in GLB

Originally posted by bgdave
Originally posted by buckwild

Originally posted by iamtheking


Originally posted by buckwild



Originally posted by bgdave




The Vanguards counted to infinity - twice.

The Vanguards do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Vanguards go killing.

If you can see The Vanguards, they can see you. If you can't see The Vanguards you may be only seconds away from death.

The Vanguards sold their soul's to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled fake RPG fantasy internet football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Vanguards roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Vanguards.

The Vanguards built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Vanguardss met all three bullets with their beards, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


The Vanguards have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Vanguards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on The Vanguards shoe. The Vanguards replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Vanguards!" The mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by The Vanguards.



It has been said that Chuck Norris also does these things.


as i stated earlier, more tired unoriginal (now you can add lame) bullshit.

dude! if you ever had an original thought, and a glass of ice water at the same time. the shock would kill you. you had better step up your game, cause this shit simply won't do.


You call something unoriginal and then you spout some ignorant stock joke about a glass of water. And looking back at your previous posts, they're all ignorant stock jokes or old yo momma jokes.

So I say to you, step up your game. Memorizing jokes from the book your daddy left by the toilet may make you king of the 4th grade, but watch out young lad, there be adults here. And we see right through your type.




oh, so your the smart one of the 2 huh?
let's take a look at your efforts.
we have a post about some sort of bitch list
and.....uhm.....hmmmmmm....oh yeah, the one quoted above.
nothing of substance, just you blathering on about something someone else said.
i get it now, you are the critic.
can't come up with anything witty yourself, so you just sit back and critique other peoples work. damn hoss thats even lamer than your little brothers effort.
at least he did take the time to copy n paste the old chuck norris shtick. while you just sit there and tell yourself how smart you are. whats next? you gonna start running every one's post through spell check, to point out spelling errors.
you talk about old books my dad left behind, yet YOU know nothing about what it is like to have a father. jealousy is an ugly thing king.
However it's just as well that you two lads are fatherless, as seeing what cretinous teenagers you 2 have become, would've surely driven the old boy to suicide. Besides, him being anonymous entitles your pussbomb crack whore mom to more money from the gov'ment to continue to raise ya.

dance for me now, monkeyboy.

Dude you are such a jackass. You come in here guns ablazing like half the shit we have said in here was in any way serious. We're just stirring the pot and then some loser like yourself come in and try to preach their internet argument superiority when no one tried to argue with you in the first place and no one feelings are hurt by your tired personal attacks. Go find a teen suicide site so that maybe you cdan get some results.

You're an idiot.




And all of his great clever responses basically amount to "I know you are, but what am I?"

2 dancing monkeys.
get to it boys, dance some more.

Originally posted by tyante
Originally posted by sanmantodd

You guys were great last season...I remember playing you guys!!!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=206795

You guys scored more points than us on VV, but we did shut them out. We still need to get over that hump against you guys though. Damn you Mentone Beach. I think you are one of 3 teams we have not beaten that we played, not counting scrimmages.

Tell me about it..just some teams that you can't get...for us it is Diego. Haven't beat them yet.

We lost in the playoffs the last 2 years to Chicago by like 5 and then Honolulu by 1 point...so we are right there, just can't win the big games!!!

Originally posted by buckwild
2 dancing monkeys.
get to it boys, dance some more.

That has been your last three responses. While we are at it...I think you mean puppets not monkeys. Puppets have strings attached to move them. Monkeys can move on their own. But you knew that wordsmith.

just had a horrible thought. did your mom ever ply her trade in the back alleys of tijuana during the early 80's. in her prime she was a mexican folk dancer before the crack got the better of her.
the reason i ask is, that i'm afraid that i had a few, shall we say, youthful indiscretions while in the employ of uncle sam during that time period, and i suppose its possible that i may have fathered more than a couple of bastards.



dance for me monkeys, dance i say

Originally posted by buckwild
just had a horrible thought. did your mom ever ply her trade in the back alleys of tijuana during the early 80's. in her prime she was a mexican folk dancer before the crack got the better of her.
the reason i ask is, that i'm afraid that i had a few, shall we say, youthful indiscretions while in the employ of uncle sam during that time period, and i suppose its possible that i may have fathered more than a couple of bastards.



dance for me monkeys, dance i say


You can do better than that. And with the monkeys....is that just your way of cheering yourself on?

Originally posted by buckwild
just had a horrible thought. did your mom ever ply her trade in the back alleys of tijuana during the early 80's. in her prime she was a mexican folk dancer before the crack got the better of her.
the reason i ask is, that i'm afraid that i had a few, shall we say, youthful indiscretions while in the employ of uncle sam during that time period, and i suppose its possible that i may have fathered more than a couple of bastards.



dance for me monkeys, dance i say


You're boring. My 8 year old niece would murder you in a battle of wits. And probably beat you in a fight too.

Good bye.

*dances*

wow, i guess the upped activity in these forums is good. but as someone said VV didn't have the WR core we have this year last season. give me a few more hours of recruiting and we should be set to get that playoff win you asked for.

dave, i am your father.









dance some more monkeyboy!

My legs is tired daddy.