Originally posted by IHasUsername
Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by AlexKingston
Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by AlexKingston
Drago your account still on the market?
That's the best you can come up with? You sound like a broken record.
Monmouth-USA Pro
Misfits USA A#2
Now THAT'S a broken record I could get used to hearing.
IDK this broken record doesn't sound half bad either- http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=126264
The USA Pro record shows consistency through 5 seasons while the Scrimmage game record shows you guys are paper champs. Just saying.
Well, they beat you.. and they belong in A.. so where should you be?Hey, read this! That argument is so intelligent!
http://layontheice.blogspot.com/2008/10/argument-that-chaps-my-balls-part-ii.htmlAnd during this game, they had a question asking who was better, Sam Bradford of OU or Colt McCoy of Texas. Of course they had an OU fan come off and spout nonsense. Then they gave the guy from UT equal time. And he said that McCoy was better obviously, "because they just beat Oklahoma!". Of course! It's that simple.
It must also follow that these be accepted as absolute truths:
- Ole Miss' QB, Whomever McRandompants, is better than Tim Tebow, because Ole Miss beat Florida.
- Oregon State's head coach, Notsure O'Clueless, is a better recruiter than Pete Carroll, because Oregon State beat USC.
- Vietnam is better than the USA at militaryness because they kind of maybe beat us in a war once.
- Al Gore is a better president than George W. Bush because he beat him in a presidential election once.
- Kyle Busch is better at NASCAR than Dale Earnhardt because he never died in a race.
- The Dodge Challenger is a better rocketship than the actual Challenger because it never blew up in space.
- Big Brown is a worse racehorse than that jokehorse that beat him in the third event of the Triple Crown simply because of that fact...that Big Brown lost to him in a match of racehorsery.
- Anyone who knows who that horse is in the above example is better than you, even though they should be made fun of for paying any attention to the horse racing world.
- Phil Huffman was a better pitcher than both Chuck Finley, because he never got beat up by his girlfriend, and Hall of Famer Addie Joss, because he never got tuberculosis while playing in the major leagues.
- I'm better than you because I have a much bigger penis than you do. Well, ok, maybe that does make me better than you.
Point is, the argument is stupid, especially since Bradford's performance was arguably better in the game. So, caller from Texas during that terrible Tuesday game, you are cordially invited to go and fuck yourself with keys to a Chrysler Crossfire until you bleed.
