Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Cuivienen
What tipped you off? The comments about missile polishing?

Speaking of which...http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/12/saudi-millionaire-rape-charge.html?mid=facebook_nymag#

Ehsan Abdulaziz, a Saudi millionaire property developer, was cleared of rape charges in London this week after he claimed that he had tripped and fallen on an 18-year-old girl who was sleeping at his apartment after partying with him, penetrating her by accident.

The Mirror reports that Abdulaziz had already had sex with the 18-year-old's friend and he said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear when he happened upon the young woman sleeping off a night of drinking.

welp, at least larry got the joke

Isn't that like a Eminem lyric?

Originally posted by Cuivienen
What pay grade is missile polisher?

It probably pays the same as planting tulips

Originally posted by Cuivienen
What pay grade is missile polisher?

http://www.militaryfactory.com/military_pay_scale.asp

!!!!

How in the world did I miss the 'Affluenza" defense.

Originally posted by carumba10
How in the world did I miss the 'Affluenza" defense.



He should'a got an Afflue shot.

He should'a got an actual shot directly in the face

Spotify ..Apple Music or Google music for my Note 4 ?

MP3 player suggestions everyone

requirements: relatively cheap, no extra software to put music on, dont say a ipod

Walked into Verizon today because it was near other errands I was running and they were sending me emails about upgrading. So my Note 3, which is old as hell by phone standards was coming to $29.31 a month for just the phone. I apparently came in at the right time because I was looking at the Note 5 and S6, and they were both $100 off. Then they gave me an additional $100 off for some random promotion or something. Then they bought my old as hell phone for another $100. So the S6, which just came out, will be costing me $15.66 per month including a protection plan. Hot damn I love when things just work out like that

Originally posted by Ahrens858
MP3 player suggestions everyone

requirements: relatively cheap, no extra software to put music on, dont say a ipod

SanDisk has some affordable mp3 players that are decent.

Uber is some bullshit.

1. My DD decided to drink when I wasn't looking then hits me with "Oh I need a ride" like motherfucker you ARE the ride.
2. They don't tell you the price until you have been dropped off
3. Motherfucker took a wrong turn and had to flip a bitch and it still CHARGED ME FOR THAT SHIT
4. They don't tell you the price until it drops you off and the driver hits some fucking button on the app that says you're dropped off.
4b. That price was goddamn $15.13 for a 5.5 mile ride. I don't know how that compares to a cab because I usually don't have a shitty DD but that seems really goddamn expensive. I get paid 57 cents per mile when I travel for work, this fucker is getting $2.75 per mile.
4c. He did have free water in the back of his car because he knew he was picking up drunk people, so that is actually pretty bro of him.

So 99% of my complaint against uber is actually "fuck my DD"

So... fuck my DD. Uber is still expensive though.