Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Catullus16
imagine a squirrel fatter than itself.

I don't think anyone is advocating that. I'm just suggesting that if you can tell that a situation is off to a rocky start, that might not be the most perfect time to flex your "right" to fire up an individual that seems to already have a problem behaving professionally. Exit the situation, and then turn the son of a bitch in.

Originally posted by Catullus16
imagine a squirrel fatter than itself.

That squirrel is so fat that when it sits around the house it sits *around* the house.

a squirrel fatter than itself would also be skinnier than itself.

Assume that the number of fucks required to accomplish a specific task is constant.
Assume that at any time, 100% of your fucks are allocated.
Assume that the % of fucks given for a specific task remains constant.
Assume that your total amount of fucks with which to give is in a state of flux (the fucks flux).

Assume that you do not give enough fucks to accomplish a required task.

Under this model you can either give more fucks in general, thus giving way too many fucks for some tasks, or you can reassign the amount of fucks that you give to better meet the task's fucks need. Perhaps a way of capping the fucks flux to store excess fucks for when they are needed.

What I need is a fucks flux capacitor.

At one point this was going to be a graphing joke, but then I thought about the word fucks flux and my mind decided it needed to be a back to the future joke.

IRL first person shooter chat roulette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p747PrxmZJ4

Originally posted by Catullus16
imagine a squirrel fatter than itself.

I think I found him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evRGIOj7nko

what a ride.

gg pithy

Originally posted by Pithy Radish
IRL first person shooter chat roulette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p747PrxmZJ4

That was awesome.

Wait, chat roulette is still a thing?

Depressing: The only word to describe a professor emailing out a first assignment 4 days before the first class is even held, due on the day the first class is held.

Originally posted by rams78110
Depressing: The only word to describe a professor emailing out a first assignment 4 days before the first class is even held, due on the day the first class is held.

Good luck on his ability to enforce that.

Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
Good luck on his ability to enforce that.

How can he not enforce it?

Professors can grade you on whatever the fuck they want.

Responsibility sounds as good of thing to grade on as anything else.

Originally posted by Corndog
Professors can grade you on whatever the fuck they want.

Yeahh, this. As much of a dick move as it is, it's in the syllabus and it's been emailed to everyone.