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foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Catullus16
also maybe don't eat that pie


nope.
 
Corndog
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Originally posted by Catullus16
goodness sakes.

you guys should start camming on the side.


We did a few times, but she had pretty mixed feelings about it.
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Corndog
As sexual as a 5 foot long 1 and a half inch thick closet rod is.

Slightly smaller than my penis.


Originally posted by Catullus16
goodness sakes.

you guys should start camming on the side.


Originally posted by Corndog
We did a few times, but she had pretty mixed feelings about it.


you call your closet rod a she?
 
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
https://twitter.com/USFreedomArmy/status/606929136636928000/photo/1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWIhYAtan4
 
foshizzel17
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(•_•)
< ) )╯ 'Cause I just wanna look good for you
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Corndog
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I got an email from my college looking for people to teach their classes (so ghetto).

This is part of the message
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Board of Elections (“Board”) is seeking a full time (40 hours per week) IT Specialist, that is a registered Republican voter.
 
rams78110
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Originally posted by Corndog
I got an email from my college looking for people to teach their classes (so ghetto).

This is part of the message
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Board of Elections (“Board”) is seeking a full time (40 hours per week) IT Specialist, that is a registered Republican voter.


Isn't that illegal on some level?
 
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Originally posted by Corndog
I got an email from my college looking for people to teach their classes (so ghetto).

This is part of the message
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Board of Elections (“Board”) is seeking a full time (40 hours per week) IT Specialist, that is a registered Republican voter.



Well those Diebold machines that libs are always harping about aren't going to program themselves!
Edited by Larry Roadgrader on Aug 13, 2015 16:31:02
 
Catullus16
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Originally posted by rams78110
Isn't that illegal on some level?


the previous one was a democrat -- http://www.fairfieldelections.com/whoweare.php
 
Venkman
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honeymoons are for young people.
my penis hurts.
 
foshizzel17
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My wife got me good tonight.

SHe gets this thing called Ipsy™ every month(great Christmas present for your girl...if you have one). SHe got her little bag today that had some girly shit in it(perfume sample, mascara ect ect), and she starts dancing around like she is hot shit. Anyway, I laugh and say "you get excited over the littlest things...."


she said "that's why I married you sweetie" and then immediately throws up her hand for a high five. I had to give her props for that one
 
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Originally posted by seths99
honeymoons are for young people.
my penis hurts.


couldn't get her wet, eh?
 
Venkman
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what, you mean like splash her? that just seems mean.
 
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Originally posted by seths99
honeymoons are for young people.
my penis hurts.


Go with my strategy and finish in under a minute.
 
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