I got an email from my college looking for people to teach their classes (so ghetto).
This is part of the message Originally posted by Board of Elections (“Board”) is seeking a full time (40 hours per week) IT Specialist, that is a registered Republican voter.
SHe gets this thing called Ipsy™ every month(great Christmas present for your girl...if you have one). SHe got her little bag today that had some girly shit in it(perfume sample, mascara ect ect), and she starts dancing around like she is hot shit. Anyway, I laugh and say "you get excited over the littlest things...."
she said "that's why I married you sweetie" and then immediately throws up her hand for a high five. I had to give her props for that one