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Larry Roadgrader
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Cowpoker
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Originally posted by Corndog
I wish.
Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
I wish.
Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
Originally posted by Cowpoker
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
Doesn't everyone?
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
Doesn't everyone?
badman
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
Overheard at work: "C-Section babies are always prettier--they don't get as banged up in the birth."
True, and leaves the vag prettier too
Overheard at work: "C-Section babies are always prettier--they don't get as banged up in the birth."
True, and leaves the vag prettier too
I just had a guy give me an estimate for some tree work, and he asked me how to spell "bottom" and "front"
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i know spelling isnt a requirement to cut trees down, and he was a few hundred cheaper than my other estimate, but damn.
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i know spelling isnt a requirement to cut trees down, and he was a few hundred cheaper than my other estimate, but damn.
Originally posted by foshizzel17
I just had a guy give me an estimate for some tree work, and he asked me how to spell "bottom" and "front"
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i know spelling isnt a requirement to cut trees down, and he was a few hundred cheaper than my other estimate, but damn.
I'd get some references on him before he's asking you how to spell "sorry" and "settlement"
I just had a guy give me an estimate for some tree work, and he asked me how to spell "bottom" and "front"
.........
i know spelling isnt a requirement to cut trees down, and he was a few hundred cheaper than my other estimate, but damn.
I'd get some references on him before he's asking you how to spell "sorry" and "settlement"
issacar
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Originally posted by Cowpoker
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
Patrick Kane wished he did not rape any ladies last week.
You wish you had beat a hooker to death ?
Patrick Kane wished he did not rape any ladies last week.
issacar
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Originally posted by badman
True, and leaves the vag prettier too
Good to see you ahve your priority straight, you'd mutilate your woman for the sake of your own pleasure.... sick.
True, and leaves the vag prettier too
Good to see you ahve your priority straight, you'd mutilate your woman for the sake of your own pleasure.... sick.
Cowpoker
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Originally posted by issacar
Patrick Kane wished he did not rape any ladies last week.
Did he rape some woman ?
Patrick Kane wished he did not rape any ladies last week.
Did he rape some woman ?
Originally posted by Corndog
I wish.
Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.
Originally posted by Corndog
Well, that's always a possibility.
Though he smelled like a distillery and anger isn't exactly uncommon with alcohol. The confusion could have been caused by something else, I guess. I was too preoccupied to run a drug test on him.
Update on this...
The guy wrote an apology letter and baked us an apple pie. Apparently he had a fuckton of whiskey and a handful of shrooms. Said he spent a couple days in the hospital recovering from injuries.
I wish.
Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.
Originally posted by Corndog
Well, that's always a possibility.
Though he smelled like a distillery and anger isn't exactly uncommon with alcohol. The confusion could have been caused by something else, I guess. I was too preoccupied to run a drug test on him.
Update on this...
The guy wrote an apology letter and baked us an apple pie. Apparently he had a fuckton of whiskey and a handful of shrooms. Said he spent a couple days in the hospital recovering from injuries.
As sexual as a 5 foot long 1 and a half inch thick closet rod is.
Slightly smaller than my penis.
Slightly smaller than my penis.
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