Warrior General Games

I've called off work 1 time in the last 13 months.

Myself included there are 2 people where I work who have called off less than 2 times in the last 3 weeks.

.....fucking people

slackers

I only missed 3 days of work back in 1993. Haven't missed a day since. It took near-death to make me miss then.

^aren't you chronically unemployed though?

Not always.

Spent the early morning cleaning blood and glass out of carpet.

Would not recommend.

Originally posted by Corndog
Spent the early morning cleaning blood and glass out of carpet.

Would not recommend.

Put a roll of plastic on the floor before beating a hooker to death next time.

Originally posted by Cowpoker
Put a roll of plastic on the floor before beating a hooker to death next time.

but then they know whats going on as soon as they walk in.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
but then they know whats going on as soon as they walk in.

Is that a bad thing ?

Overheard at work: "C-Section babies are always prettier--they don't get as banged up in the birth."

Still doesn't prevent those dents on their heads.

Originally posted by Cowpoker
Put a roll of plastic on the floor before beating a hooker to death next time.

I wish.

Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.

Originally posted by Corndog
I wish.

Some drunk blue collar guy stumbled onto our property angry and confused. Pulled the air conditioner out of the window, then came through the window. Fought him off with a makeshift club until the cops got here.


I'm going to guess that he had more than alcohol in his system.

Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
I'm going to guess that he had more than alcohol in his system.

Well, that's always a possibility.

Though he smelled like a distillery and anger isn't exactly uncommon with alcohol. The confusion could have been caused by something else, I guess. I was too preoccupied to run a drug test on him.

Originally posted by Corndog
Well, that's always a possibility.

Though he smelled like a distillery and anger isn't exactly uncommon with alcohol. The confusion could have been caused by something else, I guess. I was too preoccupied to run a drug test on him.

Sorry about that. I wasn't confused, I was just looking for a refund on my flex.

http://www.engadget.com/2015/08/07/abuse-evading-algorithm-robots/ The mob mentality appears to be ingrained.