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Originally posted by Time Trial


Also, can we please address the fact that Ariana Grande is indeed hot. Not just hot, but even hot for a celebrity.


Times must be rough in Canada.
 
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
Times must be rough in Canada.


We don't get a lot of Italian women in Canada, so she's got that difference going for her I guess.
 
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Originally posted by Time Trial


Also, can we please address the fact that Ariana Grande is indeed hot. Not just hot, but even hot for a celebrity.


id let her lick my donut
 
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Originally posted by Time Trial
According to a quick Google check, she's 22... which is actually younger than I thought she looked, tbph.

Officially, that is 2 years too young for me without it being creepy. Which is too bad for her. I guess she'll need to look me up in four years when she's no longer in the "too young to date without it being creepy" age bracket.


And Brook Shields looked like a woman when she was like 3. I don't care what her actual age is. I care what she looks like and she looks like a child to me.
 
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
And Brook Shields looked like a woman when she was like 3. I don't care what her actual age is.


pervert
 
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
And Brook Shields looked like a woman when she was like 3. I don't care what her actual age is. I care what she looks like and she looks like a child to me.


Is that the female pornstar version of Brooke Shields?

The male pornstar version would obviously be Broke Shields, implying the large penis was more than a condom could withstand.
 
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Ariana Grande looks vaguely cute when you know her real age. Without being told how old she is, she looks like a squinty stuck-up 16 year old, which is unsurprisingly how she acts.
 
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Originally posted by Time Trial
Is that the female pornstar version of Brooke Shields?

The male pornstar version would obviously be Broke Shields, implying the large penis was more than a condom could withstand.


lol, you one of those celeb obsessed types then?
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Ariana Grande looks vaguely cute when you know her real age. Without being told how old she is, she looks like a squinty stuck-up 16 year old, which is unsurprisingly how she acts.


ive dicked plenty of squinty stuck up 16 yr olds. and most of them were before i was 18.........
 
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
lol, you one of those celeb obsessed types then?


I don't really know how you got there.
 
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by yacht, obviously
 
Cuivienen
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Originally posted by Time Trial
I don't really know how you got there.


You know how to spell Brook Shields' name. And then you care enough about it to comment on a misspelling.
 
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
You know how to spell Brook Shields' name. And then you care enough about it to comment on a misspelling.


I just don't know anyone who spells their name Brook, so I thought it looked odd.

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Then I made up an awesome male pornstar name.
Edited by Time Trial on Jul 10, 2015 13:17:32
 
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Oh. I don't know anyone called Brook at all, so I guess I have no idea what the common spelling is.
 
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http://jurassicquest.com/

took my kids to this exhibit tonight. I won 4 tickets through their facebook trivia contest. I would have been pissed if I spent $100 to get in. the dinosaur exhibit part was awesome, but the extra activities were cheesy.

One of the dinosaur scenes had a T-rex standing on top of another dinosaur with blood gushing out of its neck. kinda gruesome for a kids event. when we got in the car to leave, I asked the kids if they liked it, and the first thing they said was "that dinosaur was bleeding"

they should have some good nightmares tonight
 
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