Biggs: This is Don Biggs for WSTD, reporting live with breaking news from the Vilnius county jail, where Mauler's star return man, Anytime Hurricane, has been brought in. Details are still vague at this point, and it is not sure if Anytime was involved in the crime, or merely a witness. As of now, we know Anytime had flown out his childhood friend, American celebrity and hip hop star, Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter, to attend the party. Carter, who has been released and apparently safe and cleared of charges, refused comment. The two were last seen leaving Anytime's club, the Dirty Bird, during the early morning hours in the company of 3 females who seem to have worked at the club. We are currently trying to obtain....wait one second, I believe that is, yes it is, are you getting this? Anytime, what happened tonight?
Anytime: Don, it's been a long, frustrating night, and if it wasn't you, the Hurricane would keep on walking. You trying to make a buck off Anytime with this story?
Biggs: Well, i'm just doing my job Anytime, and the fans of the Hurricane and the Maulers deserve to know what happened.
Anytime: (tired laugh) Don, you know how to push the Hurricane's buttons, that you do. Give Anytime the microphone and step away, the Hurricane isn't in the mood this morning. To all of Anytime's fans, he is well, and cleared of all charges. The Hurricane was pulled over on a traffic stop. Upon investigation the fine police of Vilnius, who are Hurricane fans by the way, smelt the scent of marijuana, and noticed things occurring in the Hurricane's vehicle that apparently weren't "lawful" in the officers mind. Not realizing who they were dealing with, Anytime was tested, and brought in for further tests. The Hurricane has never done anything to jeopardized the Maulers championship run, that Anytime promises.
Biggs: Anytime, i'm going to need that back. So you were arrested for driving under the influence of a controlled substance, and other unlawful sexual acts? How does this not jeopardized the Maulers season?
Anytime: Don, your lucky your my favorite reporter, and if not for the recent detainment, the Hurricane would still slap the taste out of your mouth. The Hurricane was falsely accused of driving under the influence. Anytime also refutes the accusations of unlawful sexual acts as the ladies present were fully in agreement of what was happening. No charges are being pursued on the Hurricane and he is free to do as he pleases. Anytime is a team player and thinks you are trying to stir up a story.
Biggs: Anytime, you know I would never do that to you. But how can you not expect this not to be broadcast? You have admitted to being arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence, with the scent of a marijuana permeating from your vehicle, while 3 unidentified females broke the law in your car. I'm a reporter, and doing my job.
Anytime: Don, you truly are out for the money. Luckily the Hurricane respects that. Unidentified? Surely you remember Candy and Tasha, the Dirty Birds employees who made you so....comfortable. The third lady was new employee Sapphire, a woman you will surely know soon, if the Hurricane knows you like he thinks he does Don. Knowing them, do you really believe the Hurricane was breaking any laws? Anytime has passed all sobriety tests, and the Hurricane had no drugs in his possession or system. The Hurricane had the ladies speak to the police chief about the acts, and no charges will be forthcoming now. The great officials of Goalline Blitz test us for drug abuse Don, do you think Anytime is stupid? This is no more than a routine traffic stop blown out of proportion by you, the media. Now if you'll excuse me, four people await Anytime at his mansion. The Hurricane has been detained long enough. It may be early, but Anytime still plans to celebrate, not one, but two victories now. One on the gridiron and one against the law!
Biggs: But Anytime..Hurricane! Wait! Please Anytime, one more question! Well folks, I guess that is your story. Anytime Hurricane seems to have been released without charge this morning. This is Don Biggs reporting, WSTD.
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