Warrior General Games

Originally posted by SlayerB
Originally posted by Angel-Michael

Originally posted by zebo13


Yeah, if you post like a moron, spell like a moron, comprehend posts like a moron.... Must be a genesis?

You're a security guard, I just figured at a mall. My bad, didn't mean to insult your noble profession.

Haha, I actually used to be a bouncer so I can't hate too much.

lol yea im a security guard, but its at all black clubs usually, they enjoying sticking me in the biggest shit hole clubs in ohio that they can find , so more or less a bouncer.

Anybody who is "more or less" a bouncer is more than likely someone who just aspires to be a bouncer. Aim high my friend.

Also, why does the club have to be a big shit hole just cause its predominately black?

lol umm no, i do not "aspire" to be a bouncer, i would pick being a security officer over being a bouncer any day. we carry guns, and pepper spray and asp's. bouncer just have their size, but no matter how big you are some mace to the face and an asp to the knee cap will bring you done with ease.

and i did not say that it was a shit hole BECAUSE it is predominantly black, i said and i quote "but its at all black clubs usually, they enjoying sticking me in the biggest shit hole clubs in ohio that they can find"

which means that its an all black club AND a shit hole, not because.

I'm guessing an asp is those little clubs that extend when you snap em out or whatever. I'll take me with my size vs you with an asp any day of the week. The mace however, thats another story.

"Not my beautiful face!!"

i like mace...i put it on my burritos.























right before i blow them up.

Originally posted by zebo13
I'm guessing an asp is those little clubs that extend when you snap em out or whatever. I'll take me with my size vs you with an asp any day of the week. The mace however, thats another story.

"Not my beautiful face!!"

lol yep thats an asp

In my brothers drinking foolery days he broke a lava lamp at this party on accident, and this nerd wannabe cool guy whipped an asp out and told him to leave. Then a minor scuffle ensued across the room and the asp-hole was momentarily distracted while my bro snuck around the side of the crowd and cleaned the brofagot's clock. They're now friends, and the brofagot agrees it was a hella douchey move to have whipped it out in dramatic fashion.

i'm shaking my head right now...weapons are for pussies who can't take or hand out an asswhoopin.

if you don't wanna get your ass kicked you got two choices...learn to fight or keep your mouth shut. you pull a weapon on me you goddamn better be ready to kill me with it. sorry, that shit just riles me up. i hate pussies who carry weapons.

Originally posted by zebo13
In my brothers drinking foolery days he broke a lava lamp at this party on accident, and this nerd wannabe cool guy whipped an asp out and told him to leave. Then a minor scuffle ensued across the room and the asp-hole was momentarily distracted while my bro snuck around the side of the crowd and cleaned the brofagot's clock. They're now friends, and the brofagot agrees it was a hella douchey move to have whipped it out in dramatic fashion.

I held the hallway down son.

Originally posted by koldfront
i'm shaking my head right now...weapons are for pussies who can't take or hand out an asswhoopin.

if you don't wanna get your ass kicked you got two choices...learn to fight or keep your mouth shut. you pull a weapon on me you goddamn better be ready to kill me with it. sorry, that shit just riles me up. i hate pussies who carry weapons.

lmao ok badass, but you would look like the biggest dumbass working security at the clubs i work, without at least pepper spray, because it doesnt matter how much of a badass you think you are, when a riot breaks out, good luck stopping them all with just your fists.

a wise man once told me that a man who defends himself with a weapon rather than not, is the more intelligent one.

now i totally agree that if two guys are fighting and one is getting his ass wooped so he runs and gets a weapon, is wrong, it should be a fair fight when times are appropriate. but when it comes to defending yourself in the hell hole i work at, having a weapon is very smart.

its the same philosophy or soldiers going to war not with just pure strength, but with weapons. i highly doubt you would lead you and your team of grasshoppers that you train into iraq without any weapons, and there is nothing pussy about that.

Originally posted by zebo13
In my brothers drinking foolery days he broke a lava lamp at this party on accident, and this nerd wannabe cool guy whipped an asp out and told him to leave. Then a minor scuffle ensued across the room and the asp-hole was momentarily distracted while my bro snuck around the side of the crowd and cleaned the brofagot's clock. They're now friends, and the brofagot agrees it was a hella douchey move to have whipped it out in dramatic fashion.

im glad to see that the word i created "brofagot" is being put to good use

funny story though, im sure the brofagot wasnt trained very well in the art of the asp. lol

I think Koldy was referring to my story not you at work.

word...

well zebo is my hustling teammate, but I couldn't even watch more than 2 minutes of this video because it was mind numbingly retarded

It wasn't meant for mental midgets to watch.

Originally posted by zebo13
It wasn't meant for mental midgets to watch.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A HUSTLER? ZEBO HAS NO CONTROL. HE PROBABLY CALLS HIS MOM A WHORE WHILE PISSING IN HER COFFEE. HE'S NOT A FRIENDLY FELLA.

OK, these guys on these forums know I'm a hella nice guy and mean no harm in my trash talking. As well as our entire team and me are all homies. Also I have several good friends on other teams that have moved up. I have like 5 other teams who's owners and GM's are always hitting me up and seeing how the Hustler's are doing. I've tried to be cool with you and just take all your madness with a grain of salt but you just can't keep your head in the game.