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The Cans have gotten to where they are by being ruthless, scheming, evil, shifty, underhanded, sleazy and selfish. We pimpslap our cheerleaders and burn effigies of other teams prior to games. We all hate each other, and every player we have is a locker room cancer. I know some pansies have posed on here posing as Cans team members...they aren't. They're the shills that we pay to represent us. This is the real story of the cans. So when we beat the 'Nites you'll all be able to point at us and say, "there goes the bad guy."

And that bad guy is us. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f-in' fingers and say, "That the bad guy." So...what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide--how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Betta get outta his way!

Originally posted by caesarrodneybengal
the FFLW Caninites right now have a 30 game win streak in Oceania Pro...they are not that much better than everyone else though. We recently played them with 100% blitz, 100% man coverage and 100% playing the run, yet they still got like 170 rush yards. Why are their players like superman and no one can beat them?!?! They roll over teams that easily outlevel them, no matter what! How!?!?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=596
Undoubtedly it's the foreskins.

Oh, and I have it on good authority that Lukin is a canto-phile. That's right...he makes sweet love to cantelopes when no one's around. Occasionally he films himself and posts it to websites of ill repute. Not saying anything...just sayin'


















now THAT'S how you get a rivalry started. BAM!

Originally posted by football_scooter
Oh, and I have it on good authority that Lukin is a canto-phile. That's right...he makes sweet love to cantelopes


Doesn't everyone? :lookofconfusion:

Breaking news: This just in - Cans rule, Canninites drool.

Film at 11.

well we had it SET to 100% blitz but it didn't do what we said...

And does the fact that you're both sponsered or whatever by a fantasy football website help...?

FFLiveWire is a fantasy football site...

Originally posted by football_scooter
Breaking news: This just in - Cans rule, Canninites drool.

Film at 11.

I am sick of you posting these slanderous messages about our team, Scooter. I can personally guarantee that no more than 60% of our roster suffers from chronic drooling disorders. Quit being an ass and get your facts straight.

Originally posted by caesarrodneybengal


And does the fact that you're both sponsered or whatever by a fantasy football website help...?

FFLiveWire is a fantasy football site...

In all seriousness (something I rarely am accussed of here) we aren't sponored.

Neither FFLW team is "sponsored" by anyone. We are self-funded. I have personally sent GLBlitz $ out of my own tight little wallet, and some of my teammates have sent much more than I.

We have FFLW in our names because we are all members of that fast-growing community, and we pride ourselves on the collective football IQ that our community posesses.

Some of us produce articles, other simply debate player values, and others still provide free detailed analysis of topics like strength of schedule, O-Line competence, football injuries, or just plain bust each other's balls in good fun.

But make no mistake: FFLW hasn't given any of us a dime to play this game, nor are they an official sponsor. FFLW is home to many of us on the web, and we are proud of our community so we don't mind representing.

Cheers,

Scooter

Originally posted by Intangibles

I am sick of you posting these slanderous messages about our team, Scooter. I can personally guarantee that no more than 60% of our roster suffers from chronic drooling disorders. Quit being an ass and get your facts straight.

Like it's my fault that the remaining 40% has to wear a helmet in case they fall down?

Our team manager even took his name from the telethon he held in your behalf...the "Brown helmet affair" intended to raise money for the Canninites retarded contingency in effort to buy them new diapers for when they crap themselves"

FYI, that self-crapping is expected when they play the Cans.

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Originally posted by football_scooter
Originally posted by Intangibles


I am sick of you posting these slanderous messages about our team, Scooter. I can personally guarantee that no more than 60% of our roster suffers from chronic drooling disorders. Quit being an ass and get your facts straight.

Like it's my fault that the remaining 40% has to wear a helmet in case they fall down?

Our team manager even took his name from the telethon he held in your behalf...the "Brown helmet affair" intended to raise money for the Canninites retarded contingency in effort to buy them new diapers for when they crap themselves"

FYI, that self-crapping is expected when they play the Cans.

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!



Contrary to this portrayal, being retarded and drooling excessively are NOT mutually exclusive.

oh ok i got you

but being in FFLiveWire means you are all into football and active with fantasy football things. I kinda get why you guys are good.

Your're just ALL active and mostly all have custom equip and stuff. And you prob have tons of active GM's to scout and such

Originally posted by caesarrodneybengal
oh ok i got you

but being in FFLiveWire means you are all into football and active with fantasy football things. I kinda get why you guys are good.

Your're just ALL active and mostly all have custom equip and stuff. And you prob have tons of active GM's to scout and such

We have roughly 4-5 guys that are pretty active with scouting. Scouting plays a huge role in our success, as I previously mentioned.

Originally posted by caesarrodneybengal
oh ok i got you

but being in FFLiveWire means you are all into football and active with fantasy football things. I kinda get why you guys are good.

Your're just ALL active and mostly all have custom equip and stuff. And you prob have tons of active GM's to scout and such

nail + head = bingo.

we have good teamwork, chemistry and as has been pointed out earlier in the topic, are pretty selfless in favor of the good of the team.

I think I speak for both FFLW teams in saying that. This sim is imperfect, but scouting and understanding football does help. Teamwork helps more.

best,


Scooter

Ps - if you're into fantasy football you might want to check out the site. We aren't exclusive, nor is it a paid site.

Originally posted by Intangibles

Contrary to this portrayal, being retarded and drooling excessively are NOT mutually exclusive.

Excellent point. my bad.

Originally posted by caesarrodneybengal
oh ok i got you

but being in FFLiveWire means you are all into football and active with fantasy football things. I kinda get why you guys are good.

Your're just ALL active and mostly all have custom equip and stuff. And you prob have tons of active GM's to scout and such

Also, look throughout GLB......we are not the only team that is full of Fantasy football diehards.


cough, FootballGuys.com, cough cough. Just to name one

There are many others.