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I wish I knew the history of my team but don't. Maybe the owner of Niagra could post here what it is.
 
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Originally posted by benbolly78
Originally posted by Barnett89

Originally posted by benbolly78


Story of the Penguin-great bedtime story for kids 3 and under. Nothing like that for some sweet dreams.

What are the stories of you "other" teams?

Or does nobody care where you came from or where you are not going?

FEAR THE PENGUIN AND THE LEGEND OF THE PENGUIN!!!


i for one don't give a crap about my team......




Well I had heard that the pale faces got you Chiefs hooked on the "fire water". And you become discontent with the prices that the midwest palefaces were offering you.

So, you heard that Canada was known for whiskey and started to plot a way to head up north. You eventually lost your way, and started to get chills from not having any booze. Well some "tuxedo" birds who were migrating to a Canada Zoo took pity on you and led you to some of their friends--the rum runners.

See the rum runners--make well---runs of rum from Jamica to Canada every year. And they finished taking you up north, because they have thumbs and "tuxedo" birds do not.

Well to make a long story short.......the rum runners got you back off the wagon, got you rum, got you some canadian whiskey and you have been happy ever since.

That's just what I had heard. But you don't probably know or remember since you are well...drunk.

If this hurts anyone's feelings I am sorry.





how could i forget that......
 
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Originally posted by TheRooster
And the Flappin Heads are kind of like that move Poltergeist, except it was a South Park episode, the "Canada on Strike" one where all the characters found a haunted TV and spilled out into the real world. At that point, they decided that cartoon farts don't actually smell, so they might as well just make a football team and kick some ass. So, here we are.

Foldable thumbs and all.


I thought you guys bumped into a penguin with a chainsaw?


If so, maybe on day 40 we can "fix" that Flap for you. Well, if you are still here on day 40.

FEAR HAIRCUTS FROM THE PENGUINS!!!!

 
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