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Actually yeah non-Scots girls do love the accent. Again youre jealous. I dont blame you for the simple fact that youre not me and hence cant ever experience all the awesome shit I do.

As to your ohh so eloquent team mate. Where is the spelling error in the bit you quoted? I tend to not bother my arse with apostrophes if thats what you mean but thats because all that happens is some moron claims that it shouldnt be James' it should be James's and the whole thread gets sidetracked. Other than that nope. Nada. Nothing. Ohh wait I spelled "practice" correctly and you think it should have an s! My bad I forgot that unless youre university educated Americans put "s" instead of "c" in lots of places! How foolish of me!

Stucknut pleb 1 - you at least were semi-intelligent. Tell this knuckle dragger to not further embarrass himself. Though see what I mean about Triceratops hijacking? Yeah Im right as usual. You stay classy San Diego!

EDIT: Ahead of time in case you think you have "pwned" me or whatever your kind calls it these days because Im not responding much over the next few hours its actually because I have something called "a social life" which involves me "meeting people" and "having drinks" in a "public place". That patronising enough for you? Good. Dont miss me too much now.

I'm sure that you are, in fact, very awesome at life and you do all sorts of cool stuff like shearing sheep and going to public places to drink adult beverages with actual ladies IRL and you're probably really smart and attractive and I bet that people really love you and think that you're just a swell guy. The type of person I just described generally spends a lot time telling us unfortunate losers on the interwebs about their cheeky shenanigans and whatsuch so that we may feel worse about ourselves.

Have fun being at that public place and consuming adult beverages and being social with other real people.


Was this condescending enough for you?



I'll be here at work for the next hour, so feel free to respond when your plans fall through.

Originally posted by Club America
Originally posted by EmpYllek

Again the lack of originality is staggering. Also staggering is the likeness you bear to one of Pavlov's dogs. I wont assume you have the intelligence to know who Pavlov was or what he did but hey Ill give you some good practice at using a "search engine". Theyre these awesome web "things" that allow you to find out about stuff youre too much of a dumbass to know already!

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Does this search engine thing- a- ma- jig have a spell check on it, fucktard?




Find all of the non-edited grammar, spelling and logic fuckups, name them and fix them and I'll give you a gift.

Ask your mother to help you.

Odds on you pulling this off aren't looking good. Sadly.

Holy shit I cant believe I missed all this for meetings at work. You guys do know what you have done by calling out the Triceratops don't you? May god have pity on your souls GLB may never be the same again.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
Thats the best youve got? Seriously? I know you triceratops guys are kind of thick but to just flat out call me a twat without a hint of subtelty? You know like I did? God I despair for your existence.

Tell you what though since Im so awesome and shit Ill repost the exact same advice I gave that guy from AA1 that came in the other day. Yes this is an entire repost but I consider it sufficient for the purpose. From here :

Some words of advice on why not to reply to my posts in a negative manner:

1) Im smarter than you. I have an IQ higher than you can count. OK a guy with an IQ of 14 can claim that as well so its a bad example but hey.

2) Im an alcoholic. You cant beat an alcoholic at online fighting because that bit where you feel pathetic for doing so - the alcoholic destroyed that part with whisky years ago.

3) Im Scottish. We own the world at being sarcastic, sardonic bastards and yet still having everyone that were not targeting love us. So youre pretty much fucked the day my parents decided not to use protection whilst still being genetically Scottish (and us Scots are never accidents - we call accidents the Welsh).

Thats enough for now I think.

Apologies to those who have already read the above but Im too hungover to come up with something original. Plus why waste original material on these morons?

I appreciate that you think your contribution was a subtle dig and somehow genius and funny. It really wasn't but keep patting yourself on the back.

I appreciate you talking for the entire board. I am sure that everyone shares your exact views.

I appreciate that I probably make more than you. I bet that is very depressing.

I appreciate that a guy that considers himself to be a superior intelligence spent a day trying to prove his superior intellect to a bunch of strangers on the internet. Nothing says smart like arguing with a idiot.

I appreciate the irony of the above statement.

I appreciate that a guy who spent a day arguing on the internet tries to win said argument but saying he has a life. Just a tad bit hypocritical.

I reckon that yes it was kind of funny and were your head not lodged firmly up your arse you might see that.

Ohh Im sure some people disagree with me. Theyre called idiots. They likely play for your team.

Yeah well done! You make more money than a student! Well done indeed sir! Just think though the guys thats write your paycheck (or if you own your own company investigate your ass for fraud) were once poor students like me. Now they own you.

I dont believe I spent the day arguing. To have an argument there must be two sides with coherent thought. Whilst I provided such thought no one else did.

Theres nothing remotely ironic about it. Just because you learned a new word today doesnt mean you should use it at every turn-round.

Spending a day arguing on the internet means I have no life? Maybe. Or maybe its the fact thats its the summer,Im not working during the week except if you count gambling as working, its been pissing down with rain all week and as I was going out at night yesterday I didnt really want to spend all day getting so pissed I wouldnt be able to get in anywhere that night.

Any more gems of wisdom of mighty king of the Triceratops? You know the last time I saw a Triceratops im sure it was in Jurassic Park. Rolling around in a pile of its own shit making noises and complaining because it ate some dodgy berries. I think the image is very suitable for your team! Good luck in the playoffs though! Wait. My bad.

I'm pretty sure that Porch went to college, guy.
And you're still a student? Perhaps you should l.isten to your professors more and argue on the internets less...you look like a fucking idiot.

If by college you mean community college Ill believe you. A team owner however should not be supporting his team in hijacking threads and forcing awesome people like me to call you out on it.

Yes Im still a student. Im fucking 21. Id like to see you do a Masters in two courses and be finished by 21. I know outside the ivy league and science institutes American higher education isnt up to much (yes I know American universities top all the lists of the best in the world - but they get most of their points in those things from funding attracted and quality of facilities NOT teaching quality. Europe is still the place for the best education overall) but even then a joint masters in less than 5/6 years would be a push.

So are we going to argue penis size next?
Another case of some 21 year old thinking he knows everything.
Props on the dual masters and stuff, guy, that's going to be handy to have in 10 years when your liver is failing.

Hey, the upside to all this, is buddys spelling and grammar is looking good, right about now. Well done.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
If by college you mean community college Ill believe you. A team owner however should not be supporting his team in hijacking threads and forcing awesome people like me to call you out on it.

Yes Im still a student. Im fucking 21. Id like to see you do a Masters in two courses and be finished by 21. I know outside the ivy league and science institutes American higher education isnt up to much (yes I know American universities top all the lists of the best in the world - but they get most of their points in those things from funding attracted and quality of facilities NOT teaching quality. Europe is still the place for the best education overall) but even then a joint masters in less than 5/6 years would be a push.

Sorry but no one really cares about a couple of liberal arts degrees. I mean they are one small step above an online diploma. You can wash my car with it when you get out.

Thanks for clearing up the idiot part. You may not be an idiot. You are just too young to know any fucking better.

stucknut has now raped every thread with their stupidity. seriously, why don't you people go play WoW or something with the rest of the 13 year olds. oh wait, you probably can't even afford that, considering you don't boost and claim that you got a sponsor (lol... who would sponsor a glb team) to pay for upcoming boosts... i mean you really don't have anything to say and it's seriously getting annoying. now i know ryan will reply calling me dog or homeslice or whatever like the cool urban white kid he is, saying i don't need to read the threads if i don't want to, but CHRIST. it's like an epidemic of stupid just sucking the life out of the forums. seriously, please, you've gotten owned in every thread, just take it somewhere else.

Originally posted by Falconer
stucknut has now raped every thread with their stupidity. seriously, why don't you people go play WoW or something with the rest of the 13 year olds. oh wait, you probably can't even afford that, considering you don't boost and claim that you got a sponsor (lol... who would sponsor a glb team) to pay for upcoming boosts... i mean you really don't have anything to say and it's seriously getting annoying. now i know ryan will reply calling me dog or homeslice or whatever like the cool urban white kid he is, saying i don't need to read the threads if i don't want to, but CHRIST. it's like an epidemic of stupid just sucking the life out of the forums. seriously, please, you've gotten owned in every thread, just take it somewhere else.


That reply was worth all the brain damage. Porch, offer this dickhead a contract.

Originally posted by Falconer
stucknut has now raped every thread with their stupidity. seriously, why don't you people go play WoW or something with the rest of the 13 year olds. oh wait, you probably can't even afford that, considering you don't boost and claim that you got a sponsor (lol... who would sponsor a glb team) to pay for upcoming boosts... i mean you really don't have anything to say and it's seriously getting annoying. now i know ryan will reply calling me dog or homeslice or whatever like the cool urban white kid he is, saying i don't need to read the threads if i don't want to, but CHRIST. it's like an epidemic of stupid just sucking the life out of the forums. seriously, please, you've gotten owned in every thread, just take it somewhere else.

+1

I'm not even cool, guy. Plus I'm not even a kid.
I've generally been keeping the inane b.s. and shitty smack talk to the "appropriate" threads...so yeah, if you don't want to read that then stick to the legit threads about games and power ranking.

I'd like for those threads to not "get raped" and stuff.


The funny thing is, I don't even think anyone on our team has even played WoW before, maybe if we had we'd be used to the whole RPG aspect of this game...because I know we've got the general football knowledge thing covered.