PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 1 Power Rankings!!
And we're off! Some interesting week 1 games. Sure there are some teams not assigning points yet so week 1 can get exciting.
1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Knights are looking fine in the new Beaver skin hats! Well i think they sort of clash with the the armor, but i ain't saying so to their faces, while they still are holding that lance. So looking good boys, looking good!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Taking the easy week 1 win over King Dot and company, the Fish have a lot to get worked out still before the important games start. Trying some new ideas this season so will be fun seeing the results!
3. Philly Philly- Wasting no time getting a big conference win the Eagles are off to a nice start. The defense was looking like midseason form already. One note, Kick Her should stop chasing the cheerleaders around and practice his FG kicking!
4. PeeWee Deadmen- Exploding out of the grave the Deadmen scared the crap out of those Yaks, funny watching a shaved Yak run screaming down the slopes! Fine start for the little green ones!
5. Blitzin' Dots- Thats the way! Dots quick off the line of scrimmage and pick up a nice week 1 win over the North.
Three breakaway runs pulled the win out, on what otherwise looked to be a rough offensive day.
6. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Silly shaven Yaks sliding down a scree field. Say that 7 times fast. Rome might not have yoked up the Beasts yet and they sure ran off when that Zombie showed up!
7. North Texas Mean Green- Never easy to start fast after a good ol Wake and Bake session with the Mean Green! North Texas let the Eagles get out of shotgun range and they didn't have the giddyup to chase them down this early in the season.
8. The North- The North pretty much controlled the game with better offense and 45 minutes time of possession. Minus that angry, territorial goose chasing the opposing QB into the endzone a few times the game would have been theirs!
9. Berlin Mustaches- Sad to see it but the Berlin roster remains cpu

Peewee is a better league with them in it. Will miss watching all my passes getting knocked down! Hopefully they will return at some point.
10. Idaho Muscrats- Those aren't beaver skin hats, numbnuts, those are muscrat hats. They are much finer, warmer and dignified than any stupid beaver hat. Yep, they are fiesty little rodents!
11. Kinnik Legends- Damn! You almost had them! The Legends roster has filled up, happy to see it! Players haven't quite checked in yet it appears. Still they gave the 16 time champs a good run and will surely get them next time.
12. Port Royal Pirates- King Dot was terrifying stepping onto the sewage outlet field! He had nets, spears, fishing poles, gigs and dynamite and really the fish were scared. Sadly he tripped on the plank and fell overboard and missed most the game. He did come in and have an amazing run where he was tackled for a loss yet gained 1.5 yards! Supernatural powers for sure, just not very good ones.