"BOTTOM FEEDER BOWLS I & II"
You got it folks the game so nice they had to play it twice. The resistible force vs the inert object. The pressure is really on these 4 because a win here could wreck a perfect season. Unfortunately Bort won't allow a cross league day 40 Battle of the Beatens so there could be 2 teams with a perfect record this season.
Pro 1 Week 6. The Nebraska Blackshirts play the Odessa "Laosy" Mojo.
Aside from a perfect 0-5 record, these two squads have so much going for them. The Blackshirts have a phenomenal 1-3 Touchdown to Interception ratio. That means that any team is just a pick six away from losing o this crew. And that may be just what the Mojo need because their offence is quite AAAthemic averaging a poultry 16 points a game. Nebraska may have to walk the Mojo to the endzone if they expect to lose this one.
Pro 2 Week 7. LetMeSheThem TDs at the London Exiles
Just like the NFL ships their crap teams to London, GLB has done the same. These two squads laugh at the aptitude of Nebraska and Odessa. Truly London sucks but to even compare them to TDs is an insult to TDs. TDs gives up 44 points a game scores 12 and has a 1-4 TD to INT ratio, only has 2 ints through 5 games, I'm sure their punter sucks too. This is a bottom feeder for the ages. After a 51-6 drubbing, Owner/HC Fred Ex addressed the team saying. "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life." https://tenor.com/view/flounder-animal-house-dean-vernon-wormer-john-vernon-fat-drunk-gif-15187138
And to think this will be played in October. Breast Awareness Month. I feel for you TD's I really do.
You got it folks the game so nice they had to play it twice. The resistible force vs the inert object. The pressure is really on these 4 because a win here could wreck a perfect season. Unfortunately Bort won't allow a cross league day 40 Battle of the Beatens so there could be 2 teams with a perfect record this season.
Pro 1 Week 6. The Nebraska Blackshirts play the Odessa "Laosy" Mojo.
Aside from a perfect 0-5 record, these two squads have so much going for them. The Blackshirts have a phenomenal 1-3 Touchdown to Interception ratio. That means that any team is just a pick six away from losing o this crew. And that may be just what the Mojo need because their offence is quite AAAthemic averaging a poultry 16 points a game. Nebraska may have to walk the Mojo to the endzone if they expect to lose this one.
Pro 2 Week 7. LetMeSheThem TDs at the London Exiles
Just like the NFL ships their crap teams to London, GLB has done the same. These two squads laugh at the aptitude of Nebraska and Odessa. Truly London sucks but to even compare them to TDs is an insult to TDs. TDs gives up 44 points a game scores 12 and has a 1-4 TD to INT ratio, only has 2 ints through 5 games, I'm sure their punter sucks too. This is a bottom feeder for the ages. After a 51-6 drubbing, Owner/HC Fred Ex addressed the team saying. "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life." https://tenor.com/view/flounder-animal-house-dean-vernon-wormer-john-vernon-fat-drunk-gif-15187138
And to think this will be played in October. Breast Awareness Month. I feel for you TD's I really do.
Edited by VenomCoach on Oct 1, 2024 12:34:39