Warrior General Games

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Coating your HBs in butter again to make the defense get butter fingers I see...

I like butta

Originally posted by dlcurt
Also keep in mind rain does funny things to the sim. Don’t base your team playing around weather effects. With new changes to weather, it’s caused problems to pretty much everyone..

This game has weather? My team plays like crap no matter the weather

Originally posted by Mons00n
My issue I've had with slippery is they start doing this weird shuffle where they start trying to run outside and also upfield at the same time instead of turning upfield and it slows them down a lot. I'll have to mess with it more.

Balanced with high carry awr is what you're looking for.

Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Along with Spaceman Spiff, we're about to get it started in here.
- let's get it started in here, let's get it started in here!
Take those ear phones off Spiff, we're on the air...
- Oh, AH. Hey Biff it's the end of the phase one divisional games and we can start to see just where the power lies.
Indeed Spiff, a team is undefeated and leading the pack in goth Alpha and Beta! But Gamma is a murky mess mixed madness, managing might murder my man making moves, maybe.
-It's anyone's ball game though since we still have eleven more grueling game to go! Gimme the hook Biff!
Let's get straight to the action!

-= Wind League =-

Alpha Division
1 03 Skers 3-0-0
2 The Concept 2-1-0
3 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-2-0
4 I'm Glad You Asked (WIP, apologies) 0-3-0
The Concept can't control themselves and crush the Oklahoma State Cowboys, 35-10.
- FB The Quake was even used as Concept ran for over 210 yards. On a day when passing came at a premium, HB The Feint rushed for 165 yards & 2 TDs on 24 carries and had 14 broken tackles! The Concept's DE, The Stroke, had a banner day with 6 Sacks, a FFum, and 4 Hry.
I'm Glad You Asked (WIP, apologies) get skewered by the 03 Skers, 0-24.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 3-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 2-1-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 1-2-0
4 ..Luna Wolves.. 0-3-0
Blitz Ain't Dead eclipse the Luna Wolves, 13-7.
Burger King Whoppers get their lunch eaten by House Of Drunken Lads, 10-16.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 2-1-0
2 Turbo Techies 2-1-0
3 San Diego Heat 1-2-0
4 Phoenix Scorpions 1-2-0
Turbo Techies tip a tight one to the Louisville Mavericks, 13-20.
Phoenix Scorpions get burnt alive by the San Diego Heat, 0-17.

RealQuadL beat me to it, but here is my first of 2 installments on this 2-fer Tuesday.

Breaking Wind Week 3 In the Rear-View Mirror

The Concept 35 Oklahoma State Cowboys 10
lilj with a lil help from Adderfist stampede dem Cowboys.
The Concept’s balanced offensive assault was led by their S* HB The Feint with 165 rushing yards 14 broken tackles and 2 TDs.
The Concept’s defense had 9 sacks and forced 2 turnovers.

I am Glad You Asked 0 03 Skers 24
The Skers are rolling. Led by their not a S* but I play like one HB David “me so” Horne who put up 2 of their 3 TDs. More impressive was the doughnut their defense put up on the scoreboard.
I have a feeling that this was the last “gift” that Kvo gave the league. Don’t look ow but it appears that Kvo is renaming and rebuilding his franchise.

The Whoppers 10 House of Drunken Lads 16
The Drunken Lads win the Battle for Beta in a thirling OT victory with a TD pass from QB Barney Gumble to TE Homer Simpson

BAD 13 Luna Wolves 7
BAD earns their first league win in OT versus the Luna Wolves on a TD pass from QB Eli Grant to BTE TE2 (wow what an original name) Hopefully this is the beginning of a winning streak for BAD. I doubt it though, they have been pretty BAD so far this season.

Turbo Techies 13 Louisville Mavericks 20
The Mavericks earn top spot in Gamma Divison by a tie-breaker outscoring the Techies in the fourth 10-3.

Phoenix Scorpions 0 San Diego Heat 17
The Heat beat the Scorpions in the Battle for Gamma’s Basement.
QB Connor Cole made his debut completing 73% of his passes and throwing 2 TDs.

Breaking Wind Week 4 Predictions

Phoenix Scorpions @ Oklahoma State Cowboys
A battle of two 1-2 teams. I predict that the scorpions will sting the Cowboys in this one.

Turbo Techies @ 03 Skers
This should be a good one between two well-coached teams. I predict the Skers will win a tight one. If the Techies steal the W, it with definitely show the league that they are for real knocking off one of the remaining undefeated teams.

Luna Wolves @ I’m glad you asked
Sorry MonsOOn. I have a bad feeling that you are running into a retooled Kvo team. Keep on learning. Soon you will be a top coach, my friend.

BAD @ Louisville Mavericks
So much for that win streak I was hoping for. Two teams going in different directions. The Mavericks are playing well and BAD is playing BAD.

The Concept @ House of Drunken Lad’s
The Concept is trying to prove themselves against the league’s other undefeated team. This is gonna to be a spectacular game. At the moment, i have to pick the Drunks by the narrowest of margins.

Burger King Whoppers @ San Diego Heat
This one could go either way. I am going to pick Burger King to be victorious. The Heat have to show me a little more before I hop on the fan wagon.

Originally posted by agerm73


Luna Wolves @ I’m glad you asked
Sorry MonsOOn. I have a bad feeling that you are running into a retooled Kvo team. Keep on learning. Soon you will be a top coach, my friend.



It's just my luck that Kvo decides to actually win right before our matchup. I'll give him as good as I've got though, hopefully I can cause some chaos with an upset.

Originally posted by agerm73
Breaking Wind Week 4 Predictions
Burger King Whoppers @ San Diego Heat
This one could go either way. I am going to pick Burger King to be victorious. The Heat have to show me a little more before I hop on the fan wagon.


But aren't you the one doing the game planning for us in this one?
...

Originally posted by agerm73
Breaking Wind Week 4 PredictionsBAD @ Louisville Mavericks
So much for that win streak I was hoping for. Two teams going in different directions. The Mavericks are playing well and BAD is playing BAD.
no no no, you gotta predict that we lose

Originally posted by RealQuadL


But aren't you the one doing the game planning for us in this one?
...


I will give it my best, boss. BUT I am in a bit of a slump as of late.

I hate losing. I am scouting some of the top teams to see what I am doing wrong.

Originally posted by agerm73
I will give it my best, boss. BUT I am in a bit of a slump as of late.

I hate losing. I am scouting some of the top teams to see what I am doing wrong.

I scouted the ladder mah so maybe that'll take some burden off... WHY AM I SAYING THAT HERE!?!?

Originally posted by RealQuadL
I scouted the ladder mah so maybe that'll take some burden off... WHY AM I SAYING THAT HERE!?!?

QUICK, MAKE A JOKE MAYBE HE WONT NOTICE!

GG I’m glad you asked. I gameplanned hard against you and it worked all the way up until 10minutes left in the 4th quarter. Can't believe I'm playing y'all to the very end and coming up just short.

Logically, it seems I'm doing something right, but to not have anything to show for it other than 'look how close it was' is very frustrating.

GG Mavericks and Burger King

Originally posted by agerm73
GG Mavericks and Burger King
oh my god that game was so fucking painful holy shit I can't believe how good your defense is

GG