Warrior General Games

The Program @ Lorlea Beach Red Devils
The Program takes the show on the road to Lorlea Beach for a match up between two teams headed in opposite directions. The Timber Wolves are undefeated so far this season while the Red Devil are winless. I think the free agent experiment in Lorlea Beach is proving to be a bust. The Program should win this one as long as owner / coach agerm73 doesn’t try to get too fancy. If The Program follows House Party’s week one blue print, Darnell Jefferson could have a BIG week.

House Party @ New York Mambas
House Party should win versus the all CPU Mambas and their inactive owner / coach rowlyb. The Program QB Joe Kane completed 71% of his passes for 338 yards and 3 TDs against this Mamba team. I will caution HigerGrowth and Joker to not try and get to fancy. This is still rookie ball and rng can be a bitch.

Daytona Speed @ Deadpool’s Mercs for Money
A battle between two relatively even teams looking for their first league win. The Merc’s went out and signed a few more human dots, including some S*s. I think the new blood will be enough to earn Deadpool the victory in this one. My advice to Zoey…accelerate your learning by reaching out to one of the Vets and see if they can help you out with tactics and playbooks. You are knock on the door brother!

Vinland Scholars of Vega @ Team BETA
Our first Game of the Week. This one is for Beta Division supremacy. This one is a tough one for me to pick. Both coaches are experienced and know their shiznit. I guess for the sake of picking a winner I will take Team BETA to take control of the Beta Division.

Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 @ Grape Apes House of Slombo
Our second Game of the Week. This one is for Gamma Division supremacy. This one is also a tough one to pick. The Apes invested heavily in their defense at the cost of their offense. Nebraska’s offense has been a bit anemic and the team has been carried by their defense (dlcurt paid me to say that). I am going to predict a 0-0 tie in this one. All defense!


ASE @ The Practice Squad
It is hard to believe that one of these two teams is going to start the season off 0-3. I believe that the team with more human built dots (Practice Squad) will win this one. (I really wish we were able to CPU builds or that there were at least generic CPU templates)

Originally posted by
dlcurt paid me to say that.

Hey, it cost me a lot to get you to say that! Totally worth it!

GG Nebraska. that D really did carry you. if you dont get that fumble recovery we shut you out.

Originally posted by im317
GG Nebraska. that D really did carry you. if you dont get that fumble recovery we shut you out.

The D carried BOTH teams to a near hockey game score in the Daytona / Deadpool match up that DMFM scored a hat trick in. Meanwhile the more popular Beta Division lead game, Team BETA beat Vinland Scholars Of Vega like a baseball game score, 7-3. Beta is truly a Division of Defense right now.

New York Mambas found themselves paying the tab of the House Party, 7-24. This kept the House Party right next to The Program in Alpha.

You have The Practice Squad silencing the Airborne Screaming Eagles, 17-7. And as the game of the Gamma division at least, Grape Apes House of Slombo shucked the Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 to the tune of 13-3.

Originally posted by im317
GG Nebraska. that D really did carry you. if you dont get that fumble recovery we shut you out.

GG, been in Vegas for a week so wasnt able to GP at all (not that it woulda mattered) We will see you again.

The Program @ Team BETA
The Game of the Week pits two undefeated teams against each other. How will The Program’s #1 total offense will match up against Team BETA’s #2 total defense? And on the flip side, how will Team BETA’s #1 run offense fair against The Program’s #1 run defense? This is going to be a GREAT game! Go ahead, call me biased, because I am. I am going to remain optimistic and take My Timber Wolves in a close low scoring affair.

House Party @ Daytona Speed
The league rankings say all that need to be said here. House Party claims the #2 offense while Daytona’s offense and defense are both ranked #11. The only offense more anemic than Daytona’s is…yup you guessed it Nebraska!

Grape Apes @ Vinland Scholars
This could have been the GotW if not for The Program versus Team BETA. I think it will be a great game to watch. Both teams are well coached. I think the difference is the Ape’s S* defense. I pick the Apes to win in another close low scoring battle.

New York Mambas @ ASE
Honestly, not a very interesting game here. Mamba’s owner / coach is inactive as is ASE’s owner, Diamond D. Hopefully one of ASE’s coaches puts some sort of game plan and tactics in. No one to really routing for here. If ASE puts in a game plan then they should win. If not, it will come down to RNG. (Booooo)

Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 @ Deadpool’s Mercs
This is an interesting one. Deadpool is trying to right the ship but they are still a hot mess. Nebraska is carried by their defense. What I love about Nebraska is they are not afraid to do it their way and their games are guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat for the entirety. I pick the Cornhuskers to one this one. It will be entertaining and down to the wire.


Lorlea Beach Red Devils @ The Practice Squad
The Practice Squad should have an easy time with the Red Devils. The Lorlea Beach experiment proves that value of a good coach versus a CPU coach.

-Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Season 58 and ain't it great!? I've shaken off that pesky Spaceman Spiff and alone again, naturally. The inter-divisional bouts have begun! Alread-

Welcome to Tiger League Ball! Spaceman Spiff here!

-What?! (I thought I ditched him at the airport!) Never mind, remember, less is more Spiff, less is more. Let's get straight to the action!

-Team BETA (3-1-0) hosted The Program (4-0-0) from Alpha division and of course were the beta team to the tune of a 3-10 loss.
Agerm73 got it right.
- Your point being?
Just what I said.
-Chaos Warriors (0-4-0)are thrown for a loop by House Party (3-1-0), losing at home 14-31.
A team that lost by any other name
- Is still a loser Spiff, geez. NEXT!
-The Practice Squad (2-2-0) cruised like a practice game over the Lorlea Beach Red Devils (0-4) at home, 31-14.
Ah, but the Reds at least made it respectable in the second half.
- It's still a LOSS!
-Airborne Screaming Eagles (1-3-0) came down on the New York Mambas (1-3-0) like a bunch of screaming, you know whats, 28-0.
Wow, Agerm73 is four for four so far!
- Again with the Agermination?!
-Vinland Scholars Of Vega get home schooled by Grape Apes House of Slombo, 3-22 as G.A.H.S. goes to a perfect 4-0.
Looks like the Grape Apes and The Program have a date with destiny.
- Well, yeah I knew that...
-Deadpool's Mercs for Money use defense to defeat the Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 at their own game, 13-3.
While DMFM has a solid D the Huskers' O couldn't run for some reason
- and took that L to the face.
Kinda harsh their Biff...
- AHAHAHA! See! Agerm73 got it wrong!

Calm down Biff.

-No! You were singing his praises all day! You were WRONG! He's WRONG! You're ALL WRONG! HAHAHA,

(psst get the coat ready) Here now, Biff just drink some water-

-Bwahaha! He bet against his old team! A team he once coached and left them high and dry! That thinks he knows it all!WhyIaughtto

Quick grab him before he starts foaming at the mouth!

-Arrgh let go!

(Tie him down already!) For both my colleague and I, This is Spaceman Spiff signing off! (get his bile off my shoes)

Nice work as always Biff. I approve.
Well done Mercs, you blew my perfect game.
I am looking forward to our future match with the Apes.

Oh yeah, for those of you that are confused ATM. Yes, this is indeed Agerm73. pvtgripwd is my brother's account. Gotta keep it in the family. Eww, did I just say that? WTF is wrong with me???

Originally posted by pvtgripwd
Nice work as always Biff. I approve.
Well done Mercs, you blew my perfect game.
I am looking forward to our future match with the Apes.

Oh yeah, for those of you that are confused ATM. Yes, this is indeed Agerm73. pvtgripwd is my brother's account. Gotta keep it in the family. Eww, did I just say that? WTF is wrong with me???

Hey I live in Alabama so I didn’t even flinch when you said it.

Originally posted by rabidlizard24
Hey I live in Alabama so I didn’t even flinch when you said it.

with a banjo on your knee?

Originally posted by pvtgripwd
Nice work as always Biff. I approve.
Well done Mercs, you blew my perfect game.
I am looking forward to our future match with the Apes.

Oh yeah, for those of you that are confused ATM. Yes, this is indeed Agerm73. pvtgripwd is my brother's account. Gotta keep it in the family. Eww, did I just say that? WTF is wrong with me???

I sent Viper a message in discord stating: Agerm picked us to win, so will lose

Originally posted by dlcurt
I sent Viper a message in discord stating: Agerm picked us to win, so will lose

And he got the response “he’s drunk”

If it is that easy, I am going to start picking everyone to beat The Program

Originally posted by agerm73
If it is that easy, I am going to start picking everyone to beat The Program

Wait.!.?. You picked Program to beat House Party, and we didn’t win??? I think there’s a BUG in your system.