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who says the need to operate them properly.. Improperly is scarier

Here is how a penguin operates a chainsaw "improperly":

He can't turn it on.


Realism in team names is the whole point of this entire website. You might think it's a football simulation, but you'd be wrong - it's a well-disguised team-naming contest (I have inside information, as my cousin's co-worker cuts Bort's dog's hair). You've obviously misunderstood that, and no matter how much you try to get around it, you can't possibly ever beat the Flappin' Heads.



I am done with this Penguin tangent now, and will return to this thread in one hour to post my victory speech.

Consider this my victory speech.


Great game, Rum Runners, that was a real nailbiter.

Originally posted by GIEFF
Consider this my victory speech.


Great game, Rum Runners, that was a real nailbiter.

Great game you too guys. Beat us fair and square.

Originally posted by GIEFF
Originally posted by CameronWisdom

They were transplanted here to the canadian national zoo. They were sick of the constant banter about hockey and maple syrup and it drove them mad. Mad enough to wield chainsaws and dominate canadian A#5

So where are your opposable thumbs? You can't operate a chainsaw properly without opposable thumbs.

And if you have opposable thumbs, may I humbly suggest that you aren't, in fact, penguins, once again rendering your name meaningless.

I guess you have never heard of duct tape? Have you ever heard of the "clapper"?

Now who is stupid???!!!???

Some of Santa's rejects attached the chainsaws to our flippers with duct tape, then installed the clapper to all of our chainsaws, so as our fans start clapping with hysteria at the sight of another team getting another beat down, the chainsaws go off, and, and, and, and,.......you get the picture!!!

Keep doubting the seriousness of a chainsaw wielding penguin in North America playing digital football in the form of circles, keep doubting.......then when you least expect it BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will have learned as well to...



FEAR THE PENGUIN!!!

Ask youself why your heads are flappin....maybe you already ran into a penguin...just a thought.....just a thought......

For being a league that is what a few weeks old now and having to build from scratch, I'm glad I got a Canada A team. These forums are hilarious, the post game news conference was good, and how can you beat chainsaw carrying penguins? This is a get league and I'm glad I got a team in here, instead of getting a returned squad. Thanks to all for making fun, entertaining and competitive as well

bb174--I agree this is fun!! I just hope they allow all of us to stay next year. I would really enjoy playing everyone next year. I really don't like the chances of any of us making it in AA. With that being said, if they do promote 1 of us up and it isn't us, I would gladly help that team out recruit. We might beat the crap out of each other, and totally disrespect each other, but we are A#5 brothers and a few sisters here!!! If any team out of A leagues succeeds, I want it to be from #5!!!

Now with all of that nice stuff out of the way..... I must get some extra fuel for our next game...it should be a tough game!!!! Thrashers, we are coming!!!!! Wait, we are at home.....we are waiting!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE COMES INTO OUR DIGITAL HOUSE AND PUSHES US AROUND!!!!!

WE MUST PROTECT THIS DIGITAL HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fear the penguin

BEN

I wish I could lock this thread. It's already served it's purpose. If you want to keep talking, take it to the smack-talk thread.

it served it's purpose after week 3