twas the night before kickoff
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring not even a laos
an 0 and 16 season is ahead for sure,
but dont count out the seahawks as theyve been shot down before
the muskrats came strolling along on the shore
funny how the royals thought they were relevent before
its true the borg are no more
theyre hanging out with those austin queers, and honolulu whores
take a walk through the hood on either side of the fence
the dogs, jackals, and chiefs wait in suspense
to see with their their big eyes the sign of defeat
to watch liverpool win it all would be neat
the duckies feel left out afloat
the vikings will drown and cranes will choke
a clash will break out with collusion at hand
rush will come running into the band
so pick ur alliance, the mafia for sure
polk at the new guys, porto is here
i left out the suppresors and old timers too
if they had a chance id find a rhyme for you
so sit back and relax, enjoy the show
this season wl is really gonna blow
