My early week 1 predictions:
1. The Creepy Critters Of The Clitoris over Texas Bigga Bois--East gets the win here since Texas took their roster to prep #4
2. Westoros Direwolves over Dixie Demons-- Demons need a full roster and their free soft drink promotion won't help
West 1, East 13. "Hardcore" PLATINUM DOTS over Thrush Thunderboys-only way this game is close is if Thrush sells the team and lets the cpu take over.
West 2, East 14. ODB over Team 3--Shimmy Jimmy might rush for 10k yards this season (unless he's splitting time) but that won't change the outcome. The West team wins this one before the 1st quarter is over.
West 3, East 15. D-Cup Dots over Railside Rookies--Railside gets crushed even if they had a full roster.
West 3, East 26. Gongguan Hoho Monster over Atchafalaya Voodoo--RLU team has little chance in this one.
West 3, East 37. KC PLAYMAKERS over Border Reivers--not much confidence about this pick but BR didn't look 2 good toward the end of last season so I'll give KC the slight edge.
West 3, East 48. Da Shockas over Free Dots For Life--I think my previous post is wrong, now that I have looked a little closer at the teams in this league.
West 3, East 59. Las Vegas Gamblers over Evil Freaking Monkeys--prediction based solely on rosters.
West 4, East 510. Columbus Brownies over Guċhan Taotaomo'na--Even though the RLU team has a shot, Brownies owner drops down to prep where he won in S28 so he gets the edge even though he could lose if he doesn't take Guċhan seriously.
West 4, East 611. Brotherhood of the Dot (A.D.D.) over Tennessee Scorpions--3 DE (1 cpu) and 3 QB's doesn't look like a team that is trying to win at this level.
West 5, East 612. New York Red Bulls over Zingale Family and Friends--blowout here.
West 6, East 613. The Other Guys over Northwest Territories Commandin' Crushers--and another blowout.
West 7, East 614. Chupa Cabras over "Hardcore" Hood Rich Dotballers--last season's Cabras won it all and should start strong in week 1.
West 7, East 715. Clandestine Knights over "Hardcore" Superstars--hard to win when you don't even have 20 human dots.
West 8, East 716. Las Vegas Knights over Detroit Ambassadors--obviously I spoke too soon in my earlier post
West 8, East 8Looks like the conferences are split pretty good. Good luck everyone.