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Originally posted by tautology

Other useful facts about bacon and memes and the internet:

1) Hogs were originally raised in Iowa as an alternative method for marketing all of the surplus corn we produce (pigs eat the corn and turn it into pork...you get the idea).

2) Memes are measured purely on their success as a unit of transmission, regardless of any underlying truth-value in their proposition.

3) Thanks largely to the internet, the total amount of information in the world is doubling every two years (approximately). In order to store all of the information on the internet in 2011, it would require a stack of 32 GB iPads 25 times higher than Mt Fuji (that's 57,500,000,000 iPads).





I bet this information gets you a lot of ass

 
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When taut gets lonely he goes to the Caribbean to buy a small island. Then stocks it full of thong sporting non English speaking latinas.
 
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Originally posted by JT_HOOD
When taut gets lonely he goes to the Caribbean to buy a small island. Then stocks it full of thong sporting non English speaking latinas.


how many rich people do you know that waste time on such things like internet games?

They are rich for a reason and have enough money to do about anything they want.....

taut makes 40k a year and live in a trailer park. All of his extra money goes to glb because here he can pretend to be a big shot.

Edited by 5STAR on Mar 9, 2012 22:00:38
 
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Thongs are cheap
 
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Originally posted by tautology
3) Thanks largely to the internet, the total amount of information in the world is doubling every two years (approximately). In order to store all of the information on the internet in 2011, it would require a stack of 32 GB iPads 25 times higher than Mt Fuji (that's 57,500,000,000 iPads).


How many iPads would it take to store all the misinformation on the internet? Or all the tweets about the ladies at the county assessors office going out to lunch and one of them had this really great chicken Caesar salad?
 
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Originally posted by JT_HOOD
Thongs are cheap


if I pull into home depot and honk my horn will you come running out and build a deck for me?
Edited by 5STAR on Mar 9, 2012 22:09:11
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
if I pull into home depot and honk my horn will you come running out and build a deck for me?


Lol


 
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bacon
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Originally posted by MoJames
Originally posted by joemalaka

Do you know of bacon meme's pre-internet?


Originally posted by TrevJo

Did you know that memes predate the internet? Geneticist Richard Dawkins coined the term in 1976.


Originally posted by MoJames

and he actually translated it out of the scrolls found in Pompeii.


Originally posted by Primate

The scrolls were based on stories passed down via thousands of years of song.






Originally posted by vladykins
And those songs were based on a cave painting that looked something like this:

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3534/3708432115_6d132f5c9a_z.jpg


Originally posted by Primate

That cave painting was based on a similar looking single celled organism that is the progenitor for all life on earth.





Edited by Primate on Mar 10, 2012 04:12:06
 
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And thus the cycle is complete
 
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Lock thread as cycle is complete. Primate said so.
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR

how many rich people do you know that waste time on such things like internet games?


Me and my rich friends all dally here on GLB while sailing the Potomac on our yachts.

If you were rich and beautiful, you would understand these pursuits.
 
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Originally posted by JT_HOOD
When taut gets lonely he goes to the Caribbean to buy a small island. Then stocks it full of thong sporting non English speaking latinas.


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Originally posted by 5STAR


taut makes 40k a year and live in a trailer park. All of his extra money goes to glb because here he can pretend to be a big shot.



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Originally posted by the truth


taut makes 40k a year and lives in a trailer park on a Caribbean island. All of his extra money goes to thong sporting non English speaking latinas.


 
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Originally posted by tautology
Originally posted by JT_HOOD

When taut gets lonely he goes to the Caribbean to buy a small island. Then stocks it full of thong sporting non English speaking latinas.


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Originally posted by 5STAR



taut makes 40k a year and live in a trailer park. All of his extra money goes to glb because here he can pretend to be a big shot.



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Originally posted by the truth



taut makes 40k a year and lives in a trailer park on a Caribbean island. All of his extra money goes to thong sporting non English speaking latinas.




 
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