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Originally posted by reddogrw
he musta had that breast reduction surgery


No...that was his son...
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Buddy Ryan clearly has a 34D bosom.


If that were it, I would have gone at minimum 56D. 34D is a nice rack on a toned 5'8" girl. Know your boobs!
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
If that were it, I would have gone at minimum 56D. 34D is a nice rack on a toned 5'8" girl. Know your boobs!


joke wouldnt have worked. He clearly has an E cup
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
joke wouldnt have worked. He clearly has an E cup


Phil Jackson looks to be sporting a nice 44B or so nowadays. I bet the boss's daughter just loves to lick 'em.
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Phil Jackson looks to be sporting a nice 44B or so nowadays. I bet the boss's daughter just loves to lick 'em.


Is that a ring size or something?

I'm sure he wanted some new dimensions for his toe ring
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D

Phil Jackson looks to be sporting a nice 44B or so nowadays. I bet the boss's daughter just loves to lick 'em.


Is that a ring size or something?

I'm sure he wanted some new dimensions for his toe ring


forum warrior rah rah rah
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Is that a ring size or something?

I'm sure he wanted some new dimensions for his toe ring


If I had 11 rings I still wouldn't have one on my toe. Rings 11-20 would each be 4" in diameter and 1"-long and i'd line them up on my cack like those tribes in Africa (Nairobi?) do with their neck stretching necklaces. Or something...
 
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Originally posted by Gart888
forum warrior rah rah rah


Srs, keep this important thread on topic. wtf was the original topic again?
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
If I had 11 rings I still wouldn't have one on my toe. Rings 11-20 would each be 4" in diameter and 1"-long and i'd line them up on my cack like those tribes in Africa (Nairobi?) do with their neck stretching necklaces. Or something...


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Originally posted by Gart888
forum warrior rah rah rah


No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior
 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior


 
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Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




Originally posted by Phil Jackson
Originally posted by Phil Jackson

No, I'm a big time book publisher whos not the least bit interested in your stoney forum posts...... You're a forum warrior




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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
Srs, keep this important thread on topic. wtf was the original topic again?


HECTOR THE COLLECTOR
by Shel Silverstein

Hector the Collector
Collected bits of string,
Collected dolls with broken heads
And rusty bells that would not ring.
Pieces out of picture puzzles,
Bent-up nails and ice-cream sticks,
Twists of wires, worn-out tires,
Paper bags and broken bricks.
Old chipped vases, half shoelaces,
Gatlin' guns that wouldn't shoot,
Leaky boats that wouldn't float
And stopped-up horns that wouldn't toot.
Butter knives that had no handles,
Copper keys that fit no locks,
Rings that were too small for fingers,
Dried-up leaves and patched-up socks.
Worn-out belts that had no buckles,
'Lectric trains that had no tracks,
Airplane models, broken bottles,
Three-legged chairs and cups with cracks.
Hector the Collector
Loved these things with all his soul‹
Loved them more than shining diamonds,
Loved them more than glistenin' gold.
Hector called to all the people,
"Come and share my treasure trunk!"
And all the silly sightless people
Came and looked...and called it junk.
 
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Originally posted by NiborRis
HECTOR THE COLLECTOR
by Shel Silverstein

Hector the Collector
Collected bits of string,
Collected dolls with broken heads
And rusty bells that would not ring.
Pieces out of picture puzzles,
Bent-up nails and ice-cream sticks,
Twists of wires, worn-out tires,
Paper bags and broken bricks.
Old chipped vases, half shoelaces,
Gatlin' guns that wouldn't shoot,
Leaky boats that wouldn't float
And stopped-up horns that wouldn't toot.
Butter knives that had no handles,
Copper keys that fit no locks,
Rings that were too small for fingers,
Dried-up leaves and patched-up socks.
Worn-out belts that had no buckles,
'Lectric trains that had no tracks,
Airplane models, broken bottles,
Three-legged chairs and cups with cracks.
Hector the Collector
Loved these things with all his soul‹
Loved them more than shining diamonds,
Loved them more than glistenin' gold.
Hector called to all the people,
"Come and share my treasure trunk!"
And all the silly sightless people
Came and looked...and called it junk.


Copyright infringement. Reported.

Sounds like Hector needs to be on "Hoarders" or "Clean Sweep".
 
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