Originally posted by ftmflea Originally posted by shield.bearer
Wow, I can't believe my bewilderment at the DOA rankings brought the SuvaFriends out of the Hall of Smugness and forced them to make moronic postings about my team.
You Michigan guys run out of fat chicks to harass, or what?
I've heard of "tongue-in-cheek" humor before, but this looks more like "head-in-arse"...
I guess Jeff Foxworthy was right. You can find rednecks anywhere...
You might be a redneck if...
you say "at" instead if "that" in the first sentence. you say arse instead of ass. you think Jeff Foxworthy was right about anything.
wow super cool over there correcting grammar you got him good
Originally posted by aaron_c *rolling eyes*...really lol, you're the ones getting so upset. I'm just pointing these things out. If anyone needs some cheese with their wine, it's you guys.
Whining? Maybe this is making you roll your eyes, but I'm having fun. It's called pushing buttons, sir.
Originally posted by Dance monkey, dance.
This is providing massive amounts of work wasting material. Thanks for being such an easy mark.
you say "at" instead if "that" in the first sentence. you say arse instead of ass. you think Jeff Foxworthy was right about anything.
Well, you need to work on your grammar. I disagree with ALL 3. I hear British dudes say arse all the time, everyone says at, and if you actually live in an economically depressed area (like me, where rednecks abound), then you KNOW that Jeff Foxworthy speaks the truth. He grew up in a similar area, so he uses real world experience. Why else is it so hilarious?
You really need to think things over he was being mature, he made one mistake in his grammer and is resposible he has a child so I think it would be better if he doesn't swear when he says things
Originally posted by CoachB05 You might be a redneck if...
you say "at" instead if "that" in the first sentence. you say arse instead of ass. you think Jeff Foxworthy was right about anything.
Well, you need to work on your grammar. I disagree with ALL 3. I hear British dudes say arse all the time, everyone says at, and if you actually live in an economically depressed area (like me, where rednecks abound), then you KNOW that Jeff Foxworthy speaks the truth. He grew up in a similar area, so he uses real world experience. Why else is it so hilarious?
At was a mistake. I started to type one thing, changed it in mid thought, then didn't proofread it.
I chose arse for two reasons. Number one, I try to keep my language G rated these days. My days as a sailor are long over. And number dos, I just think "arse" is a funny word.
As for Foxworthy, anyone who doesn't recognize that he is speaking pure truth must be an ignorant redneck...