Originally posted by jdbolick
Dude, you still don't get it. You don't irritate people because your witticisms are so deliciously biting, but rather because they're phenomenally stupid (if they can be understood at all). You're annoying for the same reason that precocious eight year olds are, because you're not nearly as clever as you think you are, and yet you won't shut up. It's like nails on a chalkboard.
Jdbolick hits the nail on the head again...