Wow. It's funny how my definition of "dilemma" changes during stages of sobriety! No dilemma now! I'd fuck her under a halogen beam with toothpicks holding my eyelids open!
Originally posted by jktooley Wow. It's funny how my definition of "dilemma" changes during stages of sobriety! No dilemma now! I'd fuck her under a halogen beam with toothpicks holding my eyelids open!
I assume at this point you'd also fuck, say, a hollow log. And next hour, a hollow log with bees in it.
Originally posted by jktooley Wow. It's funny how my definition of "dilemma" changes during stages of sobriety! No dilemma now! I'd fuck her under a halogen beam with toothpicks holding my eyelids open!
there isn't much of a dilemma really. The question is how drunk do you have to get before you'll sleep with a big titted chick that has a face like milhouse from the simpsons?
Originally posted by justnzane there isn't much of a dilemma really. The question is how drunk do you have to get before you'll sleep with a big titted chick that has a face like milhouse from the simpsons?
There are other factors involved...
Does she have a hairy snatch? Does she do anal? Does her mom join? There are more of course, but these are the ones I always start with.