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Kanaan
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the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you
 
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Originally posted by kanaan
the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you


You would be wrong, first, you can create matchups, second Pac-Man has more than held his own all season.

You have a mighty fine offense, probably one of if not the best we will have faced all year, but in that same breath, I'm convinced you haven't faced a defense as good as the one Pac-Man plays on either.

They did after all lead the league in holding teams to 4.7 points a game as a unit. UNIT, funny term there, implying they are good because of everyone around them as your post clearly says to me, your good because of one man you care to place on a pedistal.

It's going to be a good game, and I would expect Pac-Man to play a vital role for our defense, such has been the case all season.


 
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Originally posted by bongbreath
Originally posted by kanaan

the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you


You would be wrong, first, you can create matchups, second Pac-Man has more than held his own all season.

You have a mighty fine offense, probably one of if not the best we will have faced all year, but in that same breath, I'm convinced you haven't faced a defense as good as the one Pac-Man plays on either.

They did after all lead the league in holding teams to 4.7 points a game as a unit. UNIT, funny term there, implying they are good because of everyone around them as your post clearly says to me, your good because of one man you care to place on a pedistal.

It's going to be a good game, and I would expect Pac-Man to play a vital role for our defense, such has been the case all season.




Well lately my brother has been causing my parents lots of problems, he dropped out of school, quit his job he had for two years, bough a pos car for 600bux, left the house for 10 days without saying where he went or when he is coming back, and basically turned his back on everyone. So he comes home today late and just walks in after being gone for 3 days and my dad just tells him to get out and find a place to live.

I really dont know what to think about this i mean he has no job and might have a place to stay, idk i hate him but at the same time he's my brother so love him to
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by bongbreath

Originally posted by kanaan


the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you


You would be wrong, first, you can create matchups, second Pac-Man has more than held his own all season.

You have a mighty fine offense, probably one of if not the best we will have faced all year, but in that same breath, I'm convinced you haven't faced a defense as good as the one Pac-Man plays on either.

They did after all lead the league in holding teams to 4.7 points a game as a unit. UNIT, funny term there, implying they are good because of everyone around them as your post clearly says to me, your good because of one man you care to place on a pedistal.

It's going to be a good game, and I would expect Pac-Man to play a vital role for our defense, such has been the case all season.




Well lately my brother has been causing my parents lots of problems, he dropped out of school, quit his job he had for two years, bough a pos car for 600bux, left the house for 10 days without saying where he went or when he is coming back, and basically turned his back on everyone. So he comes home today late and just walks in after being gone for 3 days and my dad just tells him to get out and find a place to live.

I really dont know what to think about this i mean he has no job and might have a place to stay, idk i hate him but at the same time he's my brother so love him to

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Originally posted by piiyb_i_will
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by bongbreath


Originally posted by kanaan



the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you


You would be wrong, first, you can create matchups, second Pac-Man has more than held his own all season.

You have a mighty fine offense, probably one of if not the best we will have faced all year, but in that same breath, I'm convinced you haven't faced a defense as good as the one Pac-Man plays on either.

They did after all lead the league in holding teams to 4.7 points a game as a unit. UNIT, funny term there, implying they are good because of everyone around them as your post clearly says to me, your good because of one man you care to place on a pedistal.

It's going to be a good game, and I would expect Pac-Man to play a vital role for our defense, such has been the case all season.




Well lately my brother has been causing my parents lots of problems, he dropped out of school, quit his job he had for two years, bough a pos car for 600bux, left the house for 10 days without saying where he went or when he is coming back, and basically turned his back on everyone. So he comes home today late and just walks in after being gone for 3 days and my dad just tells him to get out and find a place to live.

I really dont know what to think about this i mean he has no job and might have a place to stay, idk i hate him but at the same time he's my brother so love him to

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my best memory of highschool so far (First year) was on the first day of school, a group of emo kids (4-5) walking thorugh the hall, pass some brown guy, the brown guy spits at one of the kids face and starts swining at all of them, RANDOMLY...they all came out with bloody noses, the guy got expelled, funny ass shit. and im totally (serious) here for those that think im bullshiting.
 
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Originally posted by bongbreath
Originally posted by kanaan

the computer decides the matchup as the best cb on your team will probably be on him and not you


You would be wrong, first, you can create matchups, second Pac-Man has more than held his own all season.

You have a mighty fine offense, probably one of if not the best we will have faced all year, but in that same breath, I'm convinced you haven't faced a defense as good as the one Pac-Man plays on either.

They did after all lead the league in holding teams to 4.7 points a game as a unit. UNIT, funny term there, implying they are good because of everyone around them as your post clearly says to me, your good because of one man you care to place on a pedistal.

It's going to be a good game, and I would expect Pac-Man to play a vital role for our defense, such has been the case all season.




what a good teammate!
 
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I didn't read through hardly any of this. But I don't think its completely unbelievable that Devin didn't try to win this game. These scrimmage games don't mean anything anyways. From what I can tell the Hoplites aren't making any real attempt at beating whoever we play tomorrow, Hippos I think. I'm personally not gonna try real hard as I am training all my guys on Intense even though they are still in the lower 70's on energy.

But then again, Greg and Devin have been butting heads all year. So if I was Devin I would want to shut him up by beating him.
 
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Originally posted by Ender922
I didn't read through hardly any of this. But I don't think its completely unbelievable that Devin didn't try to win this game. These scrimmage games don't mean anything anyways. From what I can tell the Hoplites aren't making any real attempt at beating whoever we play tomorrow, Hippos I think. I'm personally not gonna try real hard as I am training all my guys on Intense even though they are still in the lower 70's on energy.

But then again, Greg and Devin have been butting heads all year. So if I was Devin I would want to shut him up by beating him.


Yes...here is my report.

Called Frank to confirm what time i was comming. Got to the hotel, Frank had a guy working the door. Gave him my email address and he confirmed I was the guy in the picture I sent them when I inquired about joining them. I paid the $10 dollars to help with the expenses.

About 15 guys there, age range from 22 to 45, I would guess. Frank was sitting by the bed with jenna naked. Frank directed all of the action and jenna also was too, but she was going too crazy with all of the co*k around and got crazy where she didnt know which way to go!

I went into the bathroom and took my clothes off and stored them in a bag I brought with me. I took a towel a cut a hole in the middle like Mike Tyson and put on the shower cap that was in the bathroom. I came out a screamed I'll fuk anything that moves!(serious) Frank pulled me aside and had a talk with me that he didn't want any trouble. I explained to him that I am a freak of nature and would not cause any trouble. We actually got along well and he enjoyed the fact that jenna was diggin me.

Some of the young guys were very funny. I forgot how green i was at that age, so I was telling them to relax and not worry about performing in front of people etc. I banged all three inputs of Jenna. I did not participate in any double penetration sessions because of my prior bad experience. I wish I could see myself going to town with my outfit on.
 
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I like how devin says "im not responding to you guys" then continues to post for 4 more pages.
 
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Originally posted by senrad
I like how devin says "im not responding to you guys" then continues to post for 4 more pages.


LOL

 
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Originally posted by Al Bundy
Originally posted by senrad

I like how devin says "im not responding to you guys" then continues to post for 4 more pages.


LOL



Mr. 3% is a guy who first came to fame in claims that he could do 21 chin-ups and was superior to anyone in the military

he is famous for creating youtube videos where he tries to prove various claims that he had made, as well as insult the Misc. it is noteworthy that being an epic pussy, he disables comments on all his videos


while there is no doubt that he is quite physically fit, it is his other features that Misc members derive so much lulz and anger at

first of all is the epic arrogance that is almost on par with R/P troll, nonAtlas. Mr. 3% takes the internet quite seriously and will post a video to proving every response doubting his claims. in the video, he dedicates it to "owning the Misc" though it is obvious that he is a trolling douche

second is his boyish face. despite being able to do 26 chin-ups, he still has the face of a 6 year-old boy. while some may think this is cute, they are wrong. the kind of 6-year old face that he has is more on par with the ugly kid that nobody wants to play with in kindergarten

third is his hair. being at 3% body fat seems to have taken a toll on Mr. 3%. it seems that with no nutrition, his body has started to eat its own hair. this has been touted as the explanation behind Mr. 3%'s bald spot and epicly high hairline


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MR. 3%

Mr. 3%, a Vblogger on youtube known as "Goronchev", became famous in the MISC community when BIGnaturalBROCK happened upon his videos and posted them for the MISC http://www.forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2771811 ....an instant sensation. here is a popular gif of mr 3% [5]

He claims:

- to be 3% body fat and has no trouble gaining respect from and intimidating marines with his supreme pull-up abilities.

- that perfect tens will cross the ocean to screw him and he gets laid all the time

- that he can KICK YOUR ASS

His anti-alpha was then completely sealed in MISC history for this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0xGbE9BrY where he attempted to shut "the haterz" up with his ripped abs, boyish face, exceptionally strong hairline, hunched back and Urkel shorts.

Stracin, a relatively unknown MISC'er, attempted to video reply with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSr4dk3usA but Mr. 3% has not willingly accepted or replied to the mocking. EDIT- Mr. 3% created a new youtube account and created numerous videos of him flexing in the shadows and "owning" this MISC with his scripted, lengthy highschool speeches. This led to an outbreak of MR. 3% threads and started to drive many MISC members crazy while others continued hopping on the bandwagon. Mr. 3%, even managed to gain some fans which we learned was his ultimate goal; to increase his subscriber and video view count. (Strong life) !!! NOTICE!!!! Stracin has temporarily removed his video and is waiting for the Mr. 3% lemming stampede to run off a cliff. (Yes annoyed by the countless threads that have over run the misc. It was fun at first, but this is madness)

Some great chops of Mr. 3% can also be viewed here: http://www.forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2776791

He also has the testosterone of a five year old girl. link title

This is believed to be a picture of Mr.3%'s Penis

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Although mr3% might look nerdy and annoy people,He is not to be messed with, as his hairline suggests that he is in someway related to mr_angry<-BB dot com misc legend.

He also scored more than 100% on a marine corps fitness test. Normally the highest score anyone could get is 100% but because of his strong hairline and remarkable pullup skills, he is able to get more than full marks.
 
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Originally posted by senrad
I like how devin says "im not responding to you guys" then continues to post for 4 more pages.


no i'm not responding to assanine replies but i will talk about whatever as long as it ain't drawn out...


ender your guys should go up in energy but let me ask you a question...the same goes for everyone...the scrimmage games are nice because it's better than sitting around...but what does it prove...win for what? bragging rights...you can have them i'm done arguing over stupid shit...you krakow guys can keep running your mouths all you want...i hope you enjoy it as i really don't care...there is no way for us to ever settle the dispute as much as we both would like...and there is no more point for it...we both lost...it's over...next season is a whole new one.
 
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and it was more meant that i will not respond to a certain someone...i dare not speak his name as you prob won't even get to read this post by the time everyone else adds to it anyway.
 
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