Warrior General Games

Originally posted by supersonics
Originally posted by driftinggrifter

Originally posted by Boltz


2 chicks 1 cup is pretty awful

Wait a minute.

You're not old enough to partake in this convo.
You wouldn't know good porn even if your mom put it on tv for ya.

+1 his balls prob didnt even drop yet. no offense

Still stalking 14 year old boys on the internet I see.

any pr0n with a plot = fail

Originally posted by MF3K
Originally posted by supersonics

Originally posted by driftinggrifter


Originally posted by Boltz



2 chicks 1 cup is pretty awful

Wait a minute.

You're not old enough to partake in this convo.
You wouldn't know good porn even if your mom put it on tv for ya.

+1 his balls prob didnt even drop yet. no offense

Still stalking 14 year old boys on the internet I see.



he blackmails me and says i will stalk you or talk bad about you unless you make me a gm for your team(my team) or you sign my kicker

Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs
No effort in plot. I saw this one, which was something like Gloria's good day, She woke up and her husband fucked her. He left and then a delivery man came over and came all over her. He left and her girlfriend came over to borrow butter, and they fuck. she leaves and a cable repair guy shows up and fucks her. then when he leaves, a police man comes over and wants to know what all the racket is about and then they fuck. He leaves and the husband returns and they fuck. she never even put on clothes and it was one stupid pun line after another. Either show us nothing but sex, and forget all the stupid shit, or come up with a plot and a storyline.

what? no plumber? Laying pipe is like Bad Porn Lines 101.

I saw this one porn, this guy was having this hot young girl clean up this busted ass office building, and he was paying her shit wages. She was all bummed that he wasn't paying her more than a couple bucks an hour, so he "sweetened the deal". It was ridiculously long and awkward dialog. But eventually.. they fucked... LoL

Something I've stumbled upon and got kind of hooked on is something called Slap Happy.. check it out.

Penis. WHY the fuck are you spending so much time focus'd on buddies dick? I have a dick. I know what it looks like. I'm also you know... trying to get off here. I don't get off staring at another guys dick.

Bad camera angles. There is an art to making good porn, and that has to do with excellent camera posistioning. If you're going to do this for a living try and at least have some pride in your work and give a shit about the end product.

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

Originally posted by Nephyte
Penis. WHY the fuck are you spending so much time focus'd on buddies dick? I have a dick. I know what it looks like. I'm also you know... trying to get off here. I don't get off staring at another guys dick.

Bad camera angles. There is an art to making good porn, and that has to do with excellent camera posistioning. If you're going to do this for a living try and at least have some pride in your work and give a shit about the end product.

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

no, spitting is not sexy. Unless the chick is slobbering all over your cock. Then it's sexy. Im telling you all right now:

JACK THE ZIPPER

Find his movies and check them out. I highly doubt you've seen anything like it. It's like, Porn, Sundance and Quentin Tarantino all fucked and spewed out a bastard child known as Jack the Zipper. his movies are a a trip, and even better when your on something.

Originally posted by Nephyte
Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

I came to this thread just to say this. When they make a big deal out of spitting on someone's asshole or cock, it immediately takes me out of it. It's gross. I get the point with the lubrication, too, just do it subtly. Seriously.

Pirates is the best porn I've ever seen. It's complete with plot (yeah, a little lame) and special effects that are decent. Check it out, but stay away from the rated R version which you can rent at Blockbuster.

Originally posted by TheMightyOkra
Originally posted by Nephyte

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

I came to this thread just to say this. When they make a big deal out of spitting on someone's asshole or cock, it immediately takes me out of it. It's gross. I get the point with the lubrication, too, just do it subtly. Seriously.

Pirates is the best porn I've ever seen. It's complete with plot (yeah, a little lame) and special effects that are decent. Check it out, but stay away from the rated R version which you can rent at Blockbuster.


Check out caligula... you may enjoy that one ... oldie but goody

Also... My least fav crap is the snowball bs.. if I wanted to see shit like that, I'd rent gay porn... It's meant to SWALLOW ladies, not SPIT....

Originally posted by PhinPhan54
Originally posted by TheMightyOkra

Originally posted by Nephyte


Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

I came to this thread just to say this. When they make a big deal out of spitting on someone's asshole or cock, it immediately takes me out of it. It's gross. I get the point with the lubrication, too, just do it subtly. Seriously.

Pirates is the best porn I've ever seen. It's complete with plot (yeah, a little lame) and special effects that are decent. Check it out, but stay away from the rated R version which you can rent at Blockbuster.


Check out caligula... you may enjoy that one ... oldie but goody

Also... My least fav crap is the snowball bs.. if I wanted to see shit like that, I'd rent gay porn... It's meant to SWALLOW ladies, not SPIT....

LXA started that shit though from what I heard it was Wendigo, and Grundy when they got bored playing in the Championship game last season.

Originally posted by Nephyte
Penis. WHY the fuck are you spending so much time focus'd on buddies dick? I have a dick. I know what it looks like. I'm also you know... trying to get off here. I don't get off staring at another guys dick.

Bad camera angles. There is an art to making good porn, and that has to do with excellent camera posistioning. If you're going to do this for a living try and at least have some pride in your work and give a shit about the end product.

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

This.

Best thing about porn?

Making your own

Originally posted by Snaza
Originally posted by Nephyte

Penis. WHY the fuck are you spending so much time focus'd on buddies dick? I have a dick. I know what it looks like. I'm also you know... trying to get off here. I don't get off staring at another guys dick.

Bad camera angles. There is an art to making good porn, and that has to do with excellent camera posistioning. If you're going to do this for a living try and at least have some pride in your work and give a shit about the end product.

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

This.

Best thing about porn?

Making your own

+1 FTW, man I love looking at the collection I ve built up

BlueBez

Originally posted by BlueBez
Originally posted by Snaza

Originally posted by Nephyte


Penis. WHY the fuck are you spending so much time focus'd on buddies dick? I have a dick. I know what it looks like. I'm also you know... trying to get off here. I don't get off staring at another guys dick.

Bad camera angles. There is an art to making good porn, and that has to do with excellent camera posistioning. If you're going to do this for a living try and at least have some pride in your work and give a shit about the end product.

Spitting. I'm sorry. I know there is lubrication needed/wanted, but spitting REALLY isn't sexy.

This.

Best thing about porn?

Making your own

+1 FTW, man I love looking at the collection I ve built up

BlueBez

No bigger turn on imho.... No bigger turn on.....

Originally posted by Snaza
No bigger turn on imho.... No bigger turn on.....

What you watching bluebez's home made porn?

Originally posted by sirallan
Originally posted by Snaza

No bigger turn on imho.... No bigger turn on.....

What you watching bluebez's home made porn?

Pretty sure I'M the one who said home made porn first... so yeah.. MY collection.

Bet you $50 less than 1% of GLB has A homemade porn... probably less