Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt!
Primate
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Here it is!
My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.
One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag relex, and generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.
After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.
My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.
One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag relex, and generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.
After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.
Rikkhen
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Originally posted by Primate
Here it is!
My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.
One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag relex, and generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.
After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.
NOW THATS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.....LMFAO
Here it is!
My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.
One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag relex, and generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.
After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.
NOW THATS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.....LMFAO
LithoMan
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Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
Primate
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Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
LithoMan
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Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
Dusty said he was going to tell us about the story, and didnt. fail........
Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
Dusty said he was going to tell us about the story, and didnt. fail........
Boomy DTD
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Damn. I love yogurt too. I can just see myself the next time I eat it. It's gonna make me think of this story and I'm gonna look like a freak gagging over yogurt. I laughed.
DrunkenCowboy
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Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
Dusty said he was going to tell us about the story, and didnt. fail........
Speculating FTL--I never said I was going to say it..it's Primate's story
Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by LithoMan
Originally posted by Primate
Did someone say "Yogurt Story"?
Like always, Dusty failed and ran away... go figure
What does that even mean, you crazy old bastard?
Dusty said he was going to tell us about the story, and didnt. fail........
Speculating FTL--I never said I was going to say it..it's Primate's story
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Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
I gotta say I admire what you're trying to do, but like sticking your dick in a hot pie, this attempt is going to end with you looking like a little bitch holding your pecker crying on the floor.
Hot pie is much better than cold pie. Necrophilia is for pervs. Then again, if you're familiar with bitches who have peckers, I guess you fit that bill.
http://www.scattercaw.com/Stuff/SPN_Necrophilia.jpg
I gotta say I admire what you're trying to do, but like sticking your dick in a hot pie, this attempt is going to end with you looking like a little bitch holding your pecker crying on the floor.
Hot pie is much better than cold pie. Necrophilia is for pervs. Then again, if you're familiar with bitches who have peckers, I guess you fit that bill.
http://www.scattercaw.com/Stuff/SPN_Necrophilia.jpg
Coach RW
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Originally posted by --Wolf--
Originally posted by Coach RW
Originally posted by Rikkhen
Originally posted by --Wolf--
Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
Boomy, would you like to hear the Yogurt Story?
Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt!
o_O don't think I'm ready for any yogurt stories...
We all have to grow up sometime....
I'm not sure how telling stories while sitting around a campfire with DC makes you grow up, but I'll take your word for it --wolf--!!
Originally posted by Coach RW
Originally posted by Rikkhen
Originally posted by --Wolf--
Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
Boomy, would you like to hear the Yogurt Story?
Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt! Yogurt!
o_O don't think I'm ready for any yogurt stories...
We all have to grow up sometime....
I'm not sure how telling stories while sitting around a campfire with DC makes you grow up, but I'll take your word for it --wolf--!!
kardiackids2007
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Originally posted by mastawoo
Originally posted by Rikkhen
GG Austin. CPU, your on the clock.
Kardiak, read my PM, imagine your pockets full of all them flex points. Hard to turn that down.
Hmmm, I'll do it for the Hall of Fame package
. (jk Rikk)
Btw, did you really PM me? I didn't get anything if you did, jw.
Originally posted by Rikkhen
GG Austin. CPU, your on the clock.
Kardiak, read my PM, imagine your pockets full of all them flex points. Hard to turn that down.
Hmmm, I'll do it for the Hall of Fame package
. (jk Rikk)Btw, did you really PM me? I didn't get anything if you did, jw.
LithoMan
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Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
Boomy, would you like to hear the Yogurt Story?
Sounds like a tease tome.......
Boomy, would you like to hear the Yogurt Story?
Sounds like a tease tome.......
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