Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Jumpingjak
Originally posted by Jed

I've got it:

Monkey brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.

It's all so obvious now!

The real shock value in this thread lies in the fact, that moderators monitor EE AAA forums - and we have seen zero bans so far? WTF

I sent everyone on this list a PM (aside from the regular faces of EE who I knew would see it or get word of mouth) inviting them to comment. I don't think they regularly follow our forums (aside from whichever mod is assigned to patrol here) and even then they tend to be pretty loose on language and disputes. That is one thing I'm happy about.

Originally posted by norsemanvike
Wow, this whole thread is really arogant of the Vacationers. I can't even write what I really want to. I'll just be respectful with my opinion and that's it.

This thread was designed for comedic relief, but a lot of truth was said in jest. One of the listed people do have a deal in place with Sprovo to bring one of their players to the squad of the Vactioners. You may not care and I respect that, but rather than posting about guarantees of a victory or championship, I chose to have a little fun with a free agent signing. Feel free to create a topic about anything you want about your team.

I just hope it's not pooper, I don't hate the guy, but I think it would be too much for me to deal with him in team forums too.

I do have a couple guys not signed on my team . . . .

Deal is done and player will accept around 8am.

Originally posted by sprovo
Deal is done and player will accept around 8am.

Please welcome the Loud e-Mouth from the USA AA league, the one and only Lefty (Lefty is the Agent of Line Buster the new Nose Tackle for the Vacationers).

Reporter: Why did you leave Canada AAA to come the EE?

Line Buster: I hated the weather and I was looking for easier competition to pad my stats even move.

Reporter: Do you really think most of these guys are as you say "Easy"

Line Buster: I saw an Oline who didn't have 30 speed how the hell is that fatso suppose to keep up with such a fine speciment as the one and only Line Buster.

Reporter: What do you think about your first Game against Moscow
Line Buster: bah easy win, I cared so little I went to party with Da boys till 3am Go what the hell is the name of my team?

Reporter: its the USA Vacationers
Line Buster: what a shitty name... they must suck

Reporter: No you play fo Vacationers
Line Buster: Bah all that counts is I'm gonna knock Shad Padgett so far back off the snap today that he will knock down their QB whose head I'm gonna rip off and stuff it back down his neck.

Reporter: That was an interesting interview with Line Buster whose aroma reminds me of a 3rd class hooker bar in Moscow, where most of Moscow Warriors players were children.

Lefty: I'm so confident in my Boy that he will help the Vacationers win it all I'm willing to take an Avatar bet against any of you so call competitions....

Damn, we got one of flames's alternate accounts....











Glad to have you Lefty - I imagine we'll hear from you again in about a week after you're done catching up on the team forums!

I really had my hopes up, this is sort of a let down really

Originally posted by Jumpingjak
I really had my hopes up, this is sort of a let down really

If your let down by an online football mmo you may want to take a second look at that razor blade on the nightstand beside you.

Sadly to say, you will wish it was poopwhatever...

I guessed who it was.

Originally posted by Lefty Wall
Originally posted by Jumpingjak

I really had my hopes up, this is sort of a let down really

If your let down by an online football mmo you may want to take a second look at that razor blade on the nightstand beside you.

Sadly to say, you will wish it was poopwhatever...




Im sorry, I think youve got the wrong number.

Well, he's no Booger McSapp....but I guess the rich got a tiny bit richer.

Originally posted by Jumpingjak
I really had my hopes up, this is sort of a let down really

Pooper was our first choice, but we couldn't get the money right.

Anyone else notice Vacationers is spelled wrong?

Originally posted by Warhawk
Anyone else notice Vacationers is spelled wrong?

Wow, whoever made this thread wasn't even remotely close...wow.