Originally posted by BruinsBold
Originally posted by Strykr
Originally posted by BruinsBold
The defense would be better if they put Kodiak at nose tackle... Kodiak does appreciate his offensive linemen, he buys them a case of Mrs. Buttersworth and a bus station skank after each game. If he goes over 300 yards I buy them a community college hoe. Kodiak thinks some of you need to go find yourself a bus station skank of your own and stop taking yourself so seriously.
But remember Bon Qui Qui is already taken.
Now, as for you trying to tell me that I am not the whole team, you Blasphemer! That would be like telling President Obama he doesn't represent the whole nation! That is just insane.
But, as it is painfully obvious you can't comprehend greatness when you see it, I will tell you. God made Kodiak and then when he did so he realized what he had done... he had created the most powerfully offensive force in the universe, so He knew he must create a Ying for Kodiak's Yang, a Tweedle Dum for Kodiak's Tweedle Dee, a beaver for Kodiak's log. So, Baphomet Freemason was created... a balancing force to the destructive force of nature that is Kodiak Quick. Kodiak is smooth... Bapho is rough. Kodiak is suave, Bapho uses Clairol. Kodiak is quick, Bapho is slow (in a dee de deeeee kinda way). Now, it just so happens that as these two unstoppable, unmoveable, yet cute and cuddly forces of Deistic Will were designed to cancel each other out.. that is exactly waht they have failed to do... Bapho and Kodiak have ended up on the same team enjoying a tenuous relationship much like Hillary and Bill have (except we don't pretend to like each other when we are in public.) But as anyone who knows how these mythic tales go, it is not Bapho who saves the day, it is not Bapho who steals away with the woman, oh no brothers... Kodiak is the Heart, soul, brains, and libido of this team. (ok, maybe not brains) so before you lecture me about team, just remember you can't spell team without Kodiak. If you don't believe me look at the following proof:
According to the Transitive property of equality if a = b, and b = c, then a = c. sooooooooooooo:
if Kodiak = Me, Me = Team (or something you can't spell team without), then Kodiak = Team. Very simple really.
Bruins
P. S. After careful consideration, you are correct I am not the whole team.. I am to good to kick.
I have to say that was a good read.
But can you say Deangelo Wizzilliams? I can't either, but he was pretty damn good.
finally someone who appreciates my work... Wizzilliams was a beast... no doubt
Wizzilliams ruled this league LAST year!
FTR, Baphomet hates Kodiak
Originally posted by Strykr
Originally posted by BruinsBold
The defense would be better if they put Kodiak at nose tackle... Kodiak does appreciate his offensive linemen, he buys them a case of Mrs. Buttersworth and a bus station skank after each game. If he goes over 300 yards I buy them a community college hoe. Kodiak thinks some of you need to go find yourself a bus station skank of your own and stop taking yourself so seriously.
But remember Bon Qui Qui is already taken.Now, as for you trying to tell me that I am not the whole team, you Blasphemer! That would be like telling President Obama he doesn't represent the whole nation! That is just insane.
But, as it is painfully obvious you can't comprehend greatness when you see it, I will tell you. God made Kodiak and then when he did so he realized what he had done... he had created the most powerfully offensive force in the universe, so He knew he must create a Ying for Kodiak's Yang, a Tweedle Dum for Kodiak's Tweedle Dee, a beaver for Kodiak's log. So, Baphomet Freemason was created... a balancing force to the destructive force of nature that is Kodiak Quick. Kodiak is smooth... Bapho is rough. Kodiak is suave, Bapho uses Clairol. Kodiak is quick, Bapho is slow (in a dee de deeeee kinda way). Now, it just so happens that as these two unstoppable, unmoveable, yet cute and cuddly forces of Deistic Will were designed to cancel each other out.. that is exactly waht they have failed to do... Bapho and Kodiak have ended up on the same team enjoying a tenuous relationship much like Hillary and Bill have (except we don't pretend to like each other when we are in public.) But as anyone who knows how these mythic tales go, it is not Bapho who saves the day, it is not Bapho who steals away with the woman, oh no brothers... Kodiak is the Heart, soul, brains, and libido of this team. (ok, maybe not brains) so before you lecture me about team, just remember you can't spell team without Kodiak. If you don't believe me look at the following proof:
According to the Transitive property of equality if a = b, and b = c, then a = c. sooooooooooooo:
if Kodiak = Me, Me = Team (or something you can't spell team without), then Kodiak = Team. Very simple really.
Bruins
P. S. After careful consideration, you are correct I am not the whole team.. I am to good to kick.
I have to say that was a good read.
But can you say Deangelo Wizzilliams? I can't either, but he was pretty damn good.
finally someone who appreciates my work... Wizzilliams was a beast... no doubt
Wizzilliams ruled this league LAST year!
FTR, Baphomet hates Kodiak
