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Club America
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Interesting play on that theme. C for effort.
 
EmpYllek
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Originally posted by bigtony2tone


You don't normally see people competing over who's the "smartest" and "most highly educated" and "a mathlete" on a site that has something to do with sports, though.


Thats because Im that damn awesome. Not only did I get straight As at school but I ran in Scottish championships and when I left school had broken its records at every distance from 100m to 1500m. Of course now I cant really run at all because Im always either drunk or recovering from being drunk but Im still fucking incredible. To be honest when I die the world should just end because after me everything is downhill.
 
Club America
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When you die, some other asshole will replace you and the world will yawn.

We laugh at you and welcome your demise.
 
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Originally posted by Club America
When you die, some other asshole will replace you and the world will yawn.

We laugh at you and welcome your demise.


LMFAO
 
EmpYllek
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I cant die. One time a train hit full on in the face but then the universe shafted its own physical laws in the ass and the train disintegrated. Im that fucking awesome the universe couldnt bear to be without me. True story.

Also CA has it really got to the point where your posts contain so much fail that theyre humorous to a Kunty Koala?
 
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
I cant die. One time a train hit full on in the face but then the universe shafted its own physical laws in the ass and the train disintegrated. Im that fucking awesome the universe couldnt bear to be without me. True story.

Also CA has it really got to the point where your posts contain so much fail that theyre humorous to a Kunty Koala?


The universe experiencing Physics Fail in trying its best to kill you has some merit. That explains all this bullshit global warming actually being global cooling perfectly.

I bet the planet is trying to freeze scotland into an icecube, thereby eradicting all you swinging dicks that use that blue face paint.

Face it Empy, not even mother nature is amused by your suck.
 
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CA I love the way you ignore the last part of what I posted. Until you man up and start posting shit that the morons over at Twatdambang find offensive and not amusing you may as well shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Also last night I was amused by your wifes suck all over face.
 
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
CA I love the way you ignore the last part of what I posted. Until you man up and start posting shit that the morons over at Twatdambang find offensive and not amusing you may as well shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Also last night I was amused by your wifes suck all over face.


I found your noble prize pic Emp..It was extremely tough since your so discrete about your true image.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq312/43hitman/militia-fail.jpg
 
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In before Jed bans you for the inappropriate image. You just know Eric is going to be all over your shit for posting that. Its a good find actually if nothing like me. Alas for all your hard work you fail hard.

Anyway enjoy your ban and say hello to Jed for me.
 
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Originally posted by SCinVegas
Ouch!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=313412

Outgained Tokyo 505 yards to 185 yards and lost. Big plays were the key: 2 int returns and a long pass TD. Tough one to handle.


That's a hurter. With 1:43 left in the game, the field goal wasn't very valuable and the field goal right before that was only 24 yards. One of those you needed to go for it. How the heck did you end up with more than double the offensive plays. Wow. Bad loss. Fix the AI.
 
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Yeah that was an error in the AI for sure.
 
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by bigtony2tone



You don't normally see people competing over who's the "smartest" and "most highly educated" and "a mathlete" on a site that has something to do with sports, though.


Thats because Im that damn awesome. Not only did I get straight As at school but I ran in Scottish championships and when I left school had broken its records at every distance from 100m to 1500m. Of course now I cant really run at all because Im always either drunk or recovering from being drunk but Im still fucking incredible. To be honest when I die the world should just end because after me everything is downhill.


That's nice and all, but if ANYONE is impressed by this made up shit, the nurse needs to come over, wipe the drool from their face, and tie them back up to their bed.

And really, straight As in Scot school is like being the first retard to learn how to hug.
 
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Originally posted by EmpYllek
In before Jed bans you for the inappropriate image. You just know Eric is going to be all over your shit for posting that. Its a good find actually if nothing like me. Alas for all your hard work you fail hard.

Anyway enjoy your ban and say hello to Jed for me.


If I get banned I will definitely say hello for you. LOL, at least you appreciate a good joke.
 
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Originally posted by bigtony2tone

And really, straight As in Scot school is like being the first retard to learn how to hug.


The Scottish high school system is of a much higher standard than the American one for what its worth. Just so you dont seem like an ignorant jackass next time.
 
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I think not.

You can have sex with your teachers over here.
 
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