Warrior General Games

55)gave up losing our virginity a long time ago to concentrate unimportant bullshit
54)largest collection of Jonas Brothers memorabilia in GLB
53)once "grabbed a boob"
52)you guessed it, Frank Stallone

51) They are the epitome of class, as demonstrated here - http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1491553&page=4

50)spends the most time making crap up to post on the boards to get people fired up over nothing.

49)always bored so they have to post something (see #50)

48)Key memebers never been in the Military.

47) Most of their regular posters are probably banned from that other thread and thus this one will probably not be getting updated as much

46)Up to us to finish off the list with our natural wit
45)Our uncles "paid alot of attention" to us, and we harbor alot of animosity
44)Super original name!
43)Got beat up in school alot, now I beat up people here!

keep in mind im speeking as a Cap fictionaly

55) Can rile up response from the whole league, even when half the team is banned.

Originally posted by brownryango
55) Can rile up response from the whole league, even when half the team is banned.

do you want to make that 42? we have a while to go, and I'd like to see it happen

41) Still can't count

40)Came runner-up in the felching contest, had to redeem myself

Originally posted by IHasUsername
41) Still can't count

thank you sir

40)Buy brand named corn chips, none of that cheap shit

39. We can count only victories
38. We got so many victories over 5 seasons, we lost count
37. Were like a country club, whites only
36. Admerylous knows if you sleeping at night or awake
35. Half the members are from official Washington Capitals board, the other half is from the ghetto.

34. We only run goallineblitz on quad core computers
33. All Caps members have Firefox so we can run greasemonkey scripts and eat out own fieces

32. Capitals have only one play in the offensive playbook, Yardage Guarantteed
31. Capitals have only one play in the defense playoff, the Pansack
30. Our dicks are so big, we combined them, cut them up, made 100 dash lines, and put them as yard dashes in our stadium. and we still got 10 inches to spare each.

29)Learned how to interact with our fellow man from another dude in Washington..
he lives on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

28)Favorite show: Growing Pains

27)Guy that owns the team got his name from a shitty black metal band from Norway