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MikieSoSmooth
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All this forum needs is CODoubleBizzle's tear jerking whine-fests and I would feel like I was back in the BBB 12 in season 2 and 3.
 
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Originally posted by sanmantodd
You guys were great last season...I remember playing you guys!!!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=206795


You guys scored more points than us on VV, but we did shut them out. We still need to get over that hump against you guys though. Damn you Mentone Beach. I think you are one of 3 teams we have not beaten that we played, not counting scrimmages.
 
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Originally posted by bgdave
The Vanguards counted to infinity - twice.

The Vanguards do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Vanguards go killing.

If you can see The Vanguards, they can see you. If you can't see The Vanguards you may be only seconds away from death.

The Vanguards sold their soul's to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled fake RPG fantasy internet football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Vanguards roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Vanguards.

The Vanguards built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Vanguardss met all three bullets with their beards, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


The Vanguards have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Vanguards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on The Vanguards shoe. The Vanguards replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Vanguards!" The mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by The Vanguards.



It has been said that Chuck Norris also does these things.



as i stated earlier, more tired unoriginal (now you can add lame) bullshit.

dude! if you ever had an original thought, and a glass of ice water at the same time. the shock would kill you. you had better step up your game, cause this shit simply won't do.
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iamtheking
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Originally posted by buckwild
Originally posted by bgdave

The Vanguards counted to infinity - twice.

The Vanguards do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Vanguards go killing.

If you can see The Vanguards, they can see you. If you can't see The Vanguards you may be only seconds away from death.

The Vanguards sold their soul's to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled fake RPG fantasy internet football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Vanguards roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Vanguards.

The Vanguards built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Vanguardss met all three bullets with their beards, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


The Vanguards have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Vanguards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on The Vanguards shoe. The Vanguards replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Vanguards!" The mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by The Vanguards.



It has been said that Chuck Norris also does these things.



as i stated earlier, more tired unoriginal (now you can add lame) bullshit.

dude! if you ever had an original thought, and a glass of ice water at the same time. the shock would kill you. you had better step up your game, cause this shit simply won't do.


You call something unoriginal and then you spout some ignorant stock joke about a glass of water. And looking back at your previous posts, they're all ignorant stock jokes or old yo momma jokes.

So I say to you, step up your game. Memorizing jokes from the book your daddy left by the toilet may make you king of the 4th grade, but watch out young lad, there be adults here. And we see right through your type.

 
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Ummm...then you cant see very well. Buck is not quite a "young lad".

Glasses help if your having trouble seeing.

Anyways, He is only trying to get people riled up, and i see it is working. So who is the pawn in this game. The guy using older than dirt jokes, or the guy getting defensive about them?

Go sit on the toilet and think on that one.
 
TheFinalHero
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Wow, this is unexpected, to say the least.

I'm not so sure about undefeated this season, but talk whatever shit you like, boys.
 
iamtheking
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Originally posted by pjkuchta
Ummm...then you cant see very well. Buck is not quite a "young lad".

Glasses help if your having trouble seeing.

Anyways, He is only trying to get people riled up, and i see it is working. So who is the pawn in this game. The guy using older than dirt jokes, or the guy getting defensive about them?

Go sit on the toilet and think on that one.



Um, this is a vanguards thread. Danger be to all who dare enter into it. Yarrr, matey. Yarr.
 
Pjkuchta
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Originally posted by iamtheking
Originally posted by pjkuchta

Ummm...then you cant see very well. Buck is not quite a "young lad".

Glasses help if your having trouble seeing.

Anyways, He is only trying to get people riled up, and i see it is working. So who is the pawn in this game. The guy using older than dirt jokes, or the guy getting defensive about them?

Go sit on the toilet and think on that one.



Um, this is a vanguards thread. Danger be to all who dare enter into it. Yarrr, matey. Yarr.


Talking like a pirate doesnt make you sound like less of an ass.
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iamtheking
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Originally posted by pjkuchta
Originally posted by iamtheking

Originally posted by pjkuchta


Ummm...then you cant see very well. Buck is not quite a "young lad".

Glasses help if your having trouble seeing.

Anyways, He is only trying to get people riled up, and i see it is working. So who is the pawn in this game. The guy using older than dirt jokes, or the guy getting defensive about them?

Go sit on the toilet and think on that one.



Um, this is a vanguards thread. Danger be to all who dare enter into it. Yarrr, matey. Yarr.


Talking like a pirate doesnt make you sound like less of an ass.


On the other hand, talking like an ass DOES make YOU sound like less of a pirate.



 
buckwild
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Originally posted by iamtheking
Originally posted by buckwild

Originally posted by bgdave


The Vanguards counted to infinity - twice.

The Vanguards do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Vanguards go killing.

If you can see The Vanguards, they can see you. If you can't see The Vanguards you may be only seconds away from death.

The Vanguards sold their soul's to the devil for their rugged good looks and unparalleled fake RPG fantasy internet football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Vanguards roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The Vanguards.

The Vanguards built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Vanguardss met all three bullets with their beards, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


The Vanguards have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Vanguards toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on The Vanguards shoe. The Vanguards replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Vanguards!" The mere mention of the name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by The Vanguards.



It has been said that Chuck Norris also does these things.



as i stated earlier, more tired unoriginal (now you can add lame) bullshit.

dude! if you ever had an original thought, and a glass of ice water at the same time. the shock would kill you. you had better step up your game, cause this shit simply won't do.


You call something unoriginal and then you spout some ignorant stock joke about a glass of water. And looking back at your previous posts, they're all ignorant stock jokes or old yo momma jokes.

So I say to you, step up your game. Memorizing jokes from the book your daddy left by the toilet may make you king of the 4th grade, but watch out young lad, there be adults here. And we see right through your type.




oh, so your the smart one of the 2 huh?
let's take a look at your efforts.
we have a post about some sort of bitch list
and.....uhm.....hmmmmmm....oh yeah, the one quoted above.
nothing of substance, just you blathering on about something someone else said.
i get it now, you are the critic.
can't come up with anything witty yourself, so you just sit back and critique other peoples work. damn hoss thats even lamer than your little brothers effort.
at least he did take the time to copy n paste the old chuck norris shtick. while you just sit there and tell yourself how smart you are. whats next? you gonna start running every one's post through spell check, to point out spelling errors.
you talk about old books my dad left behind, yet YOU know nothing about what it is like to have a father. jealousy is an ugly thing king.
However it's just as well that you two lads are fatherless, as seeing what cretinous teenagers you 2 have become, would've surely driven the old boy to suicide. Besides, him being anonymous entitles your pussbomb crack whore mom to more money from the gov'ment to continue to raise ya.

dance for me now, monkeyboy.
 
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I give it a C-.

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whats next? you gonna start running every one's post through spell check, to point out spelling errors.


"every one's" is incorrect by the way.



*dances*

Oh noez! Pleez don't hurt my internet cred any further, kthx bye! Please.

 
buckwild
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keep dancing monkeyboy
maybe it'll deflect from the fact that u got no game, brah.



i pull the strings. you do the dance.
see how it works?
 
iamtheking
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Haha @ the LSU fan. 51-21. Brah.


51-21

51-21

51-21

You done been gatorbait. Brah.

 
sharkaweaka
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what is this argument even on? hahah


ALL I KNOW IS YOURE LUCKY YOURE IN THE WEST OR ELSE I'D FALC YOU OUT
 
buckwild
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Originally posted by iamtheking
Haha @ the LSU fan. 51-21. Brah.


51-21

51-21

51-21

You done been gatorbait. Brah.




that's right, dance monkeyboy < jerks the string > i said DANCE.
 
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