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rams78110
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Google pictures is kinda hit or miss with color-based names, is a red oak actually a shade of red during the summer or is that just a name?
 
Sapper06
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
So, I treated myself to a burger at lunch and I just got home and my wife is making burgers for dinner.

Fucking. Jackpot.


The only thing better would be getting a handy from your secretary at work, then coming home to a handy from the wife.
 
Catullus16
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or, you know, actual sex.
 
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Originally posted by Sapper06
The only thing better would be getting a handy from your secretary at work, then coming home to a handy from the wife.


Originally posted by Catullus16
or, you know, actual sex.



I guess it would depend on what his wife looks like.
 
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damn, that's colder than a freeze brander.
 
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Cuivienen
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I've never liked handies fwiw.
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Cuivienen
I've never liked handies fwiw.


ive never found a girl that can do it better than me
 
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They cost extra.
 
Catullus16
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
ive never found a girl that can do it better than me


no offense, but i'd prefer the girl regardless
 
Time Trial
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Originally posted by Catullus16
no offense, but i'd prefer the girl regardless


icwhatudid
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Catullus16
no offense, but i'd prefer the girl regardless


Im not saying i would turn down a handjob from a hot chick, but if you have a girl willing to give a handy, i prefer to skip that meaningless exercise and just go strait to the fcking. If she is only willing to give handys, i guess i would grin and bare it

 
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Originally posted by Time Trial
icwhatudid


and apparently foshizzel didn't
 
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
i guess i would grin and bare it



yes, i would assume you'd be naked.
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by Catullus16
and apparently foshizzel didn't


Ahhh lol

i admit i was blind to the innuendo on that one
 
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