Warrior General Games

Originally posted by foofighter24
There is definitely a unique skill among those with Alzheimer's. When they get stuck in their loop, they can recount the same story with eerie precision. Every word the same, same tone, same gestures, etc., like you rewound a DVD.

They're repeating it so much to you that if you get alzheimers it'll be one of the last things to go.

My drug free life has forever cursed me with the voice of a teen.

fck the guy who invented Ikea furniture. fck him hard and fast with no lube. that fcking cocksucker.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
fck the guy who invented Ikea furniture. fck him hard and fast with no lube. that fcking cocksucker.

I would never buy any of it unless it was for a really short term move.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
fck the guy who invented Ikea furniture. fck him hard and fast with no lube. that fcking cocksucker.

That is what I used to say about BMWs.

Originally posted by foofighter24
I would never buy any of it unless it was for a really short term move.

its just a wooden coat rack with some shelves, so not really "furniture" per se

it looks nice, the directions were just too fcking vague and they didn't label shit clearly enough. I grew up in apartment complexes and have worked in an office for 18 yrs. im not very handy.

We have two ikea sidetables in our bedroom because the room itself isn't very wide the way it is configured. These are the world's smallest sidetables, but it lets us have one at each side instead of a singular one. The width of the room from wall to wall basically consists of side table, bed, side table, roughly 3 feet and then clearance for a closet door to open.

Anyways, when we bought them it became a little game to construct them. Romo woman and her friend vs me...loser to buy ice cream after. They break out the Ikea tools and get to work in a frazzle while I just peruse over the instructions. I give them a clear headstart, leaving to the garage to go get my cordless drill and the needed bits. I built the table in the garage in about 5 minutes, come up the stairs carrying the assembled table and they've still got stuff sprawled across the floor. I waited to bring them the cordless drill until they were putting the glass top on it (the last step, it just sits on top with four little gummy pieces) and said "I'll have a banana split".

I bought the ice cream that night...lol

Originally posted by foofighter24
I would never buy any of it unless it was for a really short term move.

I do not buy most of their crap. However their malm line of dressers are very good if you use wood glue during assembly.

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
We have two ikea sidetables in our bedroom because the room itself isn't very wide the way it is configured. These are the world's smallest sidetables, but it lets us have one at each side instead of a singular one. The width of the room from wall to wall basically consists of side table, bed, side table, roughly 3 feet and then clearance for a closet door to open.

Anyways, when we bought them it became a little game to construct them. Romo woman and her friend vs me...loser to buy ice cream after. They break out the Ikea tools and get to work in a frazzle while I just peruse over the instructions. I give them a clear headstart, leaving to the garage to go get my cordless drill and the needed bits. I built the table in the garage in about 5 minutes, come up the stairs carrying the assembled table and they've still got stuff sprawled across the floor. I waited to bring them the cordless drill until they were putting the glass top on it (the last step, it just sits on top with four little gummy pieces) and said "I'll have a banana split".

I bought the ice cream that night...lol

you should have came back with some molly and had a threeway.

Wasn't aware that running away for 12 rounds warranted a 118-110 win. I could be the greatest boxer ever!

Originally posted by rams78110
Wasn't aware that running away for 12 rounds warranted a 118-110 win. I could be the greatest boxer ever!

yeah, I scored it 8 rds to 4 myself. Even when Manny had Floyd pinned and was hitting him with power shots, he never really hurt Floyd though. I was surprised at Mannys lack of power

Originally posted by rams78110
Wasn't aware that running away for 12 rounds warranted a 118-110 win. I could be the greatest boxer ever!

Yeah... Floyd was just running around all over the place. Really he was just trying to win on points the whole time. I think MP did more damage to than Floyd though.

Idk how that slides. The whole pussy scoring system of "well running away like a scared little bitch doesnt factor into points" is crap. Ring control matters. Running away and actively trying not to box, punch, or be punched should lose you a fight but somehow boxing is the one sport where you can win by trying not to attempt the main objective of the sport.

Mayweather landed more overall punches and far more "power punches." I imagine you would have criticized Ali for evading Foreman as well. Really, just stop posting before you look any more stupid than you usually do.