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Originally posted by rams78110
Where the fuck do fruit flies hide? I had a problem with them a few months ago but after a thorough cleaning, setting of traps, and throwing any and all possible food sources immediately in the trash outside I'd gotten rid of them and not seen one in 3-4 months. I leave one goddamn banana peel in the trash for 3 days without taking the trash out and theres like 10 of the little fucks flying about my kitchen

WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEY HIDING?! DO THEY SPONTANEOUSLY FUCKING APPEAR??

You are dealing with generation ex materia putrida.

I don't know the recipe for fruit flies, but here are some from my Great Uncle Jan:

Recipe for mice: a piece of soiled cloth plus wheat for 21 days.
Recipe for scorpions: basil, placed between two bricks and left in sunlight.

Originally posted by rams78110
Where the fuck do fruit flies hide? I had a problem with them a few months ago but after a thorough cleaning, setting of traps, and throwing any and all possible food sources immediately in the trash outside I'd gotten rid of them and not seen one in 3-4 months. I leave one goddamn banana peel in the trash for 3 days without taking the trash out and theres like 10 of the little fucks flying about my kitchen

WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEY HIDING?! DO THEY SPONTANEOUSLY FUCKING APPEAR??

I don't know, but I found this on WIKIPEDIA
The female fruit fly prefers a shorter duration when it comes to sex. Males, on the other hand, prefer it to last longer.[14] Males perform a sequence of five behavioral patterns to court females. First, males orient themselves while playing a courtship song by horizontally extending and vibrating their wings. Soon after, the male positions itself at the rear of the female's abdomen in a low posture to tap and lick the female genitalia. Finally, the male curls its abdomen, and attempts copulation. Females can reject males by moving away, kicking and extruding their ovipositor

Originally posted by Time Trial
You are dealing with generation ex materia putrida.

I don't know the recipe for fruit flies, but here are some from my Great Uncle Jan:

Recipe for mice: a piece of soiled cloth plus wheat for 21 days.
Recipe for scorpions: basil, placed between two bricks and left in sunlight.


If you have scorpions, just get the fuck out of that house. Cut your losses and run.

Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
If you have scorpions, just get the fuck out of that house. Cut your losses and run.


Eh, they're mildly prevalent in Oklahoma. They're not a problem generally.

Originally posted by Time Trial
You are dealing with generation ex materia putrida.

I don't know the recipe for fruit flies, but here are some from my Great Uncle Jan:

Recipe for mice: a piece of soiled cloth plus wheat for 21 days.
Recipe for scorpions: basil, placed between two bricks and left in sunlight.


I prefer his recipe for bees: wait a month after burying a dead, young bull in an upright position so that the bull's horns portrude from the ground.

Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader

Eh, they're mildly prevalent in Oklahoma. They're not a problem generally.

Good for you guys. I wouldn't go near a scorpion. They freak me right out.

Just make sure you keep your basil out of the bricks.

Or this:

https://witzerland.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/pb306264.jpg

get rid of fruit flies with

a clear glass
pour a bit of water, apple cider vinegar and a dab of liquid hand/dish soap into the glass, mix solution in the glass
cover the top of glass tightly with clear plastic wrap (maybe put a rubber band around the plastic wrap to keep it in place)
poke a few holes into the plastic wrap with a toothpick
keep this in your kitchen or wherever the fruit flies show up

fruit flies will flock to the smell of the vinegar, enter the glass through the holes in the plastic wrap and end up drowning themselves in the solution in the bottom

Originally posted by quidjibo
get rid of fruit flies with

a clear glass
pour a bit of water, apple cider vinegar and a dab of liquid hand/dish soap into the glass, mix solution in the glass
cover the top of glass tightly with clear plastic wrap (maybe put a rubber band around the plastic wrap to keep it in place)
poke a few holes into the plastic wrap with a toothpick
keep this in your kitchen or wherever the fruit flies show up

fruit flies will flock to the smell of the vinegar, enter the glass through the holes in the plastic wrap and end up drowning themselves in the solution in the bottom

This works pretty good. Make sure all garbage cans have tight lids on them as well.

Originally posted by BadBuc99
This works pretty good. Make sure all garbage cans have tight lids on them as well.

Similarly with bees. empty half of a 2 liter of mellow yellow/mountain dew and let those stupid fucks crawl right in there.

Originally posted by glbisthewaytobe
Similarly with bees. empty half of a 2 liter of mellow yellow/mountain dew and let those stupid fucks crawl right in there.

I wouldn't do that to honey bees, as they are getting rare...but I would do that to wood bees, as those suckers will eat out your home or garage.

Originally posted by BadBuc99
I wouldn't do that to honey bees, as they are getting rare...but I would do that to wood bees, as those suckers will eat out your home or garage.

I HATE carpenter bees. I stand on my porch with a plastic bat and just take them out. fck those pieces of shit. at night I can hear them eating the rafters of my covered porch.

Carpenter bees are awesome.

They are really awkward with their hovering in your face checking you out. But they chase away wasps and other annoying bugs.

I don't have a problem with them at home, but they are all over the place at work...which I don't mind. When they hover near me, I like to see how close I can get my finger to them. Usually about an inch before they zip off to attack another one.

Looking at cars, finally able to get rid of my shitmobile for something that wont cost me a hundred in repairs every month.

I found a car I mostly like but it has gigantic douche rims and ridiculously small thin tires. Would I be able to ask the dealership to give me normal ones or swap em out with the ones on my car if I trade it in? If I keep them, are they more prone to popping/breaking with potholes everywhere? Would insurance give a dick about the tires?