Originally posted by Dustin Diamond
I was once banned from a restaurant. They had all you can eat deep fried white fish, so my friend & I decided to have an eating contest. We were each at 30 fillets when we were banned. They wouldn't even let us settle the contest with picked eggs at the bar.
And what did you do after you were banned from the restaurant?
We drove around looking for another all you can eat seafood buffet.
And when you couldn't find another all you can eat seafood buffet?
*mumble*
I'm sorry, what did you say?
We went fishing!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
I was once banned from a restaurant. They had all you can eat deep fried white fish, so my friend & I decided to have an eating contest. We were each at 30 fillets when we were banned. They wouldn't even let us settle the contest with picked eggs at the bar.
And what did you do after you were banned from the restaurant?
We drove around looking for another all you can eat seafood buffet.
And when you couldn't find another all you can eat seafood buffet?
*mumble*
I'm sorry, what did you say?
We went fishing!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
