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Corndog
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Most hallucinogenics don't actually make you see things that aren't there.
 
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Originally posted by Corndog
Most hallucinogenics don't actually make you see things that aren't there.


ur doin' 'em wrong
 
Corndog
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You're not supposed to shit on them then bury them under your porch?
 
rams78110
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Originally posted by Corndog
Most hallucinogenics don't actually make you see things that aren't there.


Wait... so those fucking gremlins actually were there? I KNEW IT
 
Dub J
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Originally posted by Corndog
Most hallucinogenics don't actually make you see things that aren't there.


I'll take your word for it, hippiedog.

 
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Originally posted by Corndog
Most hallucinogenics don't actually make you see things that aren't there.


The colors are always a bit more vivid, so I always end up going outside where the colors are better.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Wait... so those fucking gremlins actually were there? I KNEW IT


http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608004676114583089&pid=1.7
 
InRomoWeTrust
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Have to grasp how lucky we are just by not having a shitty day.

I took an early day, grabbing pizza and old fashioneds with my girlfriend at 4:30. End of the meal and girlfriend gets a call from her friend saying that her friend's dog got chomped in dog daycare. Ripped open his neck and in for multiple surgeries today/tomorrow so they can get it shut.

We drag my girlfriend's friend to our place, as the vet the dog is staying overnight at is minutes away. We immediately uncork a bottle of wine for the friend and I mix up some bourbon and ginger beer for us. After a drink, the friend thanks us and heads on her way. Two minutes later, phone rings. "I just hit a deer and my airbags deployed". Car is now jacked. We go and get her warmed in my car and insurance doesn't get a tow out until 3 hours later. We've now got her staying in our guest room.

When it rains it pours I guess. Have to be thankful.
 
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now's the perfect time to find out if ur girlfriend's friend is into the menage
 
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
When it rains it pours I guess. Have to be thankful.


That it does.

And no I don't.
 
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
Have to grasp how lucky we are just by not having a shitty day.

I took an early day, grabbing pizza and old fashioneds with my girlfriend at 4:30. End of the meal and girlfriend gets a call from her friend saying that her friend's dog got chomped in dog daycare. Ripped open his neck and in for multiple surgeries today/tomorrow so they can get it shut.

We drag my girlfriend's friend to our place, as the vet the dog is staying overnight at is minutes away. We immediately uncork a bottle of wine for the friend and I mix up some bourbon and ginger beer for us. After a drink, the friend thanks us and heads on her way. Two minutes later, phone rings. "I just hit a deer and my airbags deployed". Car is now jacked. We go and get her warmed in my car and insurance doesn't get a tow out until 3 hours later. We've now got her staying in our guest room.

When it rains it pours I guess. Have to be thankful.


Read the last line before reading the rest.

Was expecting a threesome story.

Mildly disappointed.
 
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It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
 
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journey > destination

 
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.


 
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Originally posted by Dub J
journey > destination



You've never taken a bus anywhere have you?
 
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