Originally posted by ZachG650
anytime is GARBAGE
what's that say about ur return man
as he has stats pretty close to the same...
anytime is GARBAGE
what's that say about ur return man
as he has stats pretty close to the same...
HurricaneBear
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Originally posted by ZachG650
anytime is GARBAGE
My client, Anytime Hurricane, literally burst out in laughter at this comment when I informed him of it. Despite my insistence to not say anything, he had this to say.
"The Hustlers? Are you kidding Anytime? The Hurricane laughs at the Hustlers. Who can compare to the Hurricane on your team? No one. Anytime hopes you somehow manage to make the championship game, so the Hurricane can torch Pay Dirt one one one. The Maulers run this division, and the Hurricane is the star of the Maulers. Just wait till playoff time Hustlers, Anytime is magic on the field."
anytime is GARBAGE
My client, Anytime Hurricane, literally burst out in laughter at this comment when I informed him of it. Despite my insistence to not say anything, he had this to say.
"The Hustlers? Are you kidding Anytime? The Hurricane laughs at the Hustlers. Who can compare to the Hurricane on your team? No one. Anytime hopes you somehow manage to make the championship game, so the Hurricane can torch Pay Dirt one one one. The Maulers run this division, and the Hurricane is the star of the Maulers. Just wait till playoff time Hustlers, Anytime is magic on the field."
deadman308
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You know I just love listening to somebody who is constantly speaking in 3rd person. Like we don't know you are talking about yourself. I was just curious if "anytime" gets his helmets special made? Last time I checked they don't keep helmets that big on the shelf.
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lol that was actually pretty funny. My client texted me this message.
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
deadman308
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Originally posted by HurricaneBear
lol that was actually pretty funny. My client texted me this message.
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
Really because come week 14 he might as well bring a noise maker with him, because that is the only way he'll be making any noise on the field.
lol that was actually pretty funny. My client texted me this message.
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
Really because come week 14 he might as well bring a noise maker with him, because that is the only way he'll be making any noise on the field.
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You might want to watch the Kick Returns/Punt returns of Javon Pierce. He'd have even more (He's gone 4 returns for touchdown on 5 kickoffs) but the defense is so smothering teams don't usually get to kickoff more than once.
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Originally posted by HurricaneBear
lol that was actually pretty funny. My client texted me this message.
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
ROFLMFAO!!!! quality stuff right there
lol that was actually pretty funny. My client texted me this message.
"A punter? Honest to God the punter said that? The Hurricane doesn't have time to waste on punters."
ROFLMFAO!!!! quality stuff right there
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Your making me really anxious to tackle you. Can't wait until your team faces the Madrid Metadors. Look out for Ian Tulloch at LB, as he will be knocking the shit out of you on special teams!
05/20/2008
Thats the date where Anytime will be crying to himself, because of the pain he felt where he got the shit knocked out of him by Ian Tulloch (3 Forced Fumbles, which I believe is leading our league, and counting)
What do you have to say to that Anytime, or should I say, No-time?
05/20/2008
Thats the date where Anytime will be crying to himself, because of the pain he felt where he got the shit knocked out of him by Ian Tulloch (3 Forced Fumbles, which I believe is leading our league, and counting)
What do you have to say to that Anytime, or should I say, No-time?
Last edited May 6, 2008 20:30:01
hollatchaboi
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You'll be waiting a while Ian he doesnt even touch the field...well he may get around thirty plays a game mostly when the back ups are in...his stats are horrible as a wr and he's a mediocre return guy...
Last edited May 6, 2008 21:29:34
IanROX22
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Yea, but special teams are my specialty. I get a lot of tackles (and forced fumbles! 
) on kick return. If he claims to be so good, he should be able to get by a mediocre (oh wait, I forgot. I lead the Eastern Europe AA#2 in Forced Fumbles) guy like me, right?
Bring it on! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, just playin
) on kick return. If he claims to be so good, he should be able to get by a mediocre (oh wait, I forgot. I lead the Eastern Europe AA#2 in Forced Fumbles) guy like me, right?Bring it on! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, just playin
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Of course, as soon as Anytime starts building some rivalries, my work load almost doubles. OOC, I really don't have alot of time any more for interviews and such, but will try to get one up now and again. Love that people are taking notice, and having fun feuding with him. But like holla intelligently observed(not on the stats part, Anytime is doing pretty decent as a #4 and a KR/PR, actually I think he's jealous since Anytime has 2 TD's on WAY less catches), Anytime doesn't see the field much anymore(due to my not having alot of time on here, and 95% of that dedicated to my team I DC for), but he willing accepts all challenges! He also texted me this to respond.
"Anytime has not been happy with his performance as of late, and thinks the Hurricane has stretched himself too thin. Anytime is going to cut down on talking to the media, and focus on the games at hand, Noke, and the Dirty Bird. Until the Hurricane has another big game, Anytime is self imposing a vow of silence. The haters will be happy, but the fans of the Hurricane need not worry, as Anytime promises to bring the same intensity each and every week. To the fans of Vilnius, the Hurricane will always be available!"
"Anytime has not been happy with his performance as of late, and thinks the Hurricane has stretched himself too thin. Anytime is going to cut down on talking to the media, and focus on the games at hand, Noke, and the Dirty Bird. Until the Hurricane has another big game, Anytime is self imposing a vow of silence. The haters will be happy, but the fans of the Hurricane need not worry, as Anytime promises to bring the same intensity each and every week. To the fans of Vilnius, the Hurricane will always be available!"
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I just heard back from Ian Tulloch. He had this to say:
"Ok, if Anytiem wants to hide, he can hide ANYTIME he wants to hide. Focusing on playtime would be something I would normally recommend to a player, but hey, Anytime! What playtime do you have to focus on? Do you even get 20 plays a game? Or better yet, do you even know what the endzone looks like!? Don't worry its not a myth, my teammates have broken past it. Although when our team faces you, especially when you are kick returning, the endzone will be a myth. It will seem even more impossible to reach the endzone when you wake up the next day in the hospital bed with a major concussion, and a note from Ian Tulloch saying: - You got knocked the fuck out! Good thing you held on to the ball...OH THATS RIGHT. Sorry about that, didn't mean to make you drop the ball. Just seems its become a nasty habit of mine lately. Anyways, hope you feel the pain in your gut right now. Next time I recommend calling for a FAIR CATCH. Would definitely be beneficial to your healthy well-being. - That weird sensation you are feeling right now, is looking into the future, and I will be DAMMED if you don't come down with a case of DEJA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Ian Tulloch
"Ok, if Anytiem wants to hide, he can hide ANYTIME he wants to hide. Focusing on playtime would be something I would normally recommend to a player, but hey, Anytime! What playtime do you have to focus on? Do you even get 20 plays a game? Or better yet, do you even know what the endzone looks like!? Don't worry its not a myth, my teammates have broken past it. Although when our team faces you, especially when you are kick returning, the endzone will be a myth. It will seem even more impossible to reach the endzone when you wake up the next day in the hospital bed with a major concussion, and a note from Ian Tulloch saying: - You got knocked the fuck out! Good thing you held on to the ball...OH THATS RIGHT. Sorry about that, didn't mean to make you drop the ball. Just seems its become a nasty habit of mine lately. Anyways, hope you feel the pain in your gut right now. Next time I recommend calling for a FAIR CATCH. Would definitely be beneficial to your healthy well-being. - That weird sensation you are feeling right now, is looking into the future, and I will be DAMMED if you don't come down with a case of DEJA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Ian Tulloch
Last edited May 7, 2008 22:16:02
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My client asked me to tell you this Ian Tulloch:
"Anytime is doing very well, and even though the Hurricane has a media silence intact, Anytime chooses to respond to you. The Hurricane is not worried about you tackling him, let alone forcing a fumble, as you must be able to catch Anytime before you can tackle him. The Hurricane is a superstar like you have never face. When Anytime takes the field, magic happens. Remember that Tulloch!"
"Anytime is doing very well, and even though the Hurricane has a media silence intact, Anytime chooses to respond to you. The Hurricane is not worried about you tackling him, let alone forcing a fumble, as you must be able to catch Anytime before you can tackle him. The Hurricane is a superstar like you have never face. When Anytime takes the field, magic happens. Remember that Tulloch!"
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My client just felt he needed to mock you on this:
"So I believe you said 'you must be able to CATCH Anytime before you can tackle him'. SO Aytime, I have a question for you. What do you know about CATCHING!!!????? (cough cough 4th string WR) Sorry I must have come down with some type of illness. I believe its called FUMBLE FEVER!"
- Ian Tulloch
"So I believe you said 'you must be able to CATCH Anytime before you can tackle him'. SO Aytime, I have a question for you. What do you know about CATCHING!!!????? (cough cough 4th string WR) Sorry I must have come down with some type of illness. I believe its called FUMBLE FEVER!"
- Ian Tulloch
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not bad stats ian...3 tackles per game...3 forced fumbles in 7 games...lol not bad...anytime your reciever isn't that bad i would say as at least he knows where the end zone is 
but do the two of you know that the rolb doesn't cover a wide reciever much if he does at all? so your only probable chance to make a play on him is special teams along with the other 10 players running down the field You are not logged in. Please log in if you want to post a reply.
