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Bountytaker
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This thread makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.

 
PhireHawk
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Originally posted by IHasUsername
Originally posted by PhireHawk

I read this 3 times trying to figure out what you were trying to say...

Wha?


Somebody said in order to type all that he must have too much free time, whereas it wasn't much longer than what you wrote not long ago but nobody said you have too much free time. kk? kk.


??

Maybe you don't understand WHY somebody said he has too much free time...

Nevermind... I don't have the patience to try and explain it for you.
 
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doomstar
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Originally posted by PhireHawk
Originally posted by IHasUsername

Originally posted by PhireHawk


I read this 3 times trying to figure out what you were trying to say...

Wha?


Somebody said in order to type all that he must have too much free time, whereas it wasn't much longer than what you wrote not long ago but nobody said you have too much free time. kk? kk.


??

Maybe you don't understand WHY somebody said he has too much free time...

Nevermind... I don't have the patience to try and explain it for you.


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that's all I need to say
 
IHasUsername
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i pretty much understand why btw. but the same holds true for your smack talk. you must have too much free time too yeh?
 
SidJTP
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Phirehawk - He tries to get out - but they keep pulling him back in!

It's what you get Phire for throwing chum in the water in season 2. Heh - good luck trying to fend off these haters.
 
Doomsday
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Way too much free time on your hands. There was no need to get into such detail like that. Next time try something like this.

Davitrav30 has a pair of walrus testicles nailed to his living room wall.

Short, simple and to the point without bringing up his homosexuality.
 
IHasUsername
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I've got too much, time on my hands and it's tickin' away at my sanity
I've got too much, time on my hands it's hard to believe such a calamity.
 
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Originally posted by Doomsday
Way too much free time on your hands. There was no need to get into such detail like that. Next time try something like this.

Davitrav30 has a pair of walrus testicles nailed to his living room wall.

Short, simple and to the point without bringing up his homosexuality.


funny stuff right there.
 
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LMFAO!
Last edited Jul 12, 2008 19:16:45
 
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Originally posted by MDterpsBBall03
Shocking news today out of Madden, Louisiana. There have been multiple reports saying that the well known and not so well liked owner has in fact never had sexual intercourse with a woman. When Channel 13 News called him for an interview and to comment on these allegations, he simply said "ROFL!" and went on his fruity way. What we can take out of this is that he is in fact a virgin that likes to roll on floors... We were able to get an interview with his parents who did not find this news to be shocking in the least bit. "It is probably due to the fact that he was born with such an abnormally small penis. It probably isn't physically possible. We had to use a microscope when he was born just to see if he was a boy or a girl," his mother stated. Upon asking his father about these allegations, he simply replied "You think thats news? He's a (expletive) fairy for Christ's sake!" Davitrav30 owns the Madden All-Stars. A team that plays in the very competitive league of A#2.Many of the other owners in the league say they aren't surprised in the least bit. An owner which would like to remain anonymous explained "He has always been the least liked owner in the league. He always runs his mouth about everything. I'm pretty sure he has a secret engagement with one of the agents in the league. Him and Phirehawk are planning a trip to San Francisco to get married and live together." In light of the new homosexual allegations, here at Channel 13 news take back our statements about how Davitrav30 is a virgin. He is only a virgin when it comes to women. In an interview with Phirehawk, he stated "He pounds my (expletive) all night long."

This has been a special Channel 13 news bulletin.

And now to Maytheus for sports!


ROFL !!!!!!!!!! The more I read this, the more I like it ! Keep the good news coming !
 
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Ive read obituaries funnier than this.
 
PhireHawk
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Originally posted by SidJTP
Phirehawk - He tries to get out - but they keep pulling him back in!

It's what you get Phire for throwing chum in the water in season 2. Heh - good luck trying to fend off these haters.


You know?
 
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