Warrior General Games

Originally posted by iamincognito
Originally posted by Pariah



Good one - now your learning

Learning? Hell, I wrote the book.

Which one? Everyone Poops?

Originally posted by Pariah
Originally posted by iamincognito

Originally posted by Pariah




Good one - now your learning

Learning? Hell, I wrote the book.

Which one? Everyone Poops?

That, and "How to make Pariah look like a fool".

Also, "How to manscape" and "When is a good time to manscape".

Originally posted by iamincognito
Originally posted by Pariah

Originally posted by iamincognito


Originally posted by Pariah





Good one - now your learning

Learning? Hell, I wrote the book.

Which one? Everyone Poops?

That, and "How to make Pariah look like a fool".

Also, "How to manscape" and "When is a good time to manscape".

Do I even need a Homophobe joke here?

That may have been the point, great pickup.

Originally posted by Pariah
Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.
Which is why you didn't make the All-Conference Team, right?

Originally posted by nittany2b
Originally posted by Pariah

Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.
Which is why you didn't make the All-Conference Team, right?

You named 2 left guards Einstein.

WEAK! Eric Washa should be the QB. Actually i'm kidding but he play play incredibly well for having a terrible line.

Originally posted by nittany2b
With the conference season over I decided to spend about an hour and put together a conference All-Star team. I'll be honest, I did not spend much time on positions such as FB and TE where it's difficult to pull up stats. Would love someone in the Western Conference to do the same and see how they match up. I mostly looked at stats for this. Don't rip me to pieces if you don't like it, say what you would have changed. Enjoy!

QB - Stefan Grant, Puvirnituq Musketeers
HB - Marion the Barbarian, Lancaster Hustlas
FB - Gfr Hönigl, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
WR - dorito chip, Sudbury Mountain Lions
WR - Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
TE - #80 Zach Miller, Puvirnituq Musketeers
OT - The Bouncer, Quebec Quasars
OT - George Kunz, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
OG - Jimmy Huntington, Lancaster Hustlas
OG - Barnacle Bob, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
C - Smash Brother, Nova Scotia Snakes

DE - Ray Edwards, Lancaster Hustlas
DE - OptMegUs haz3L, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
DT - Da Truck, Quebec Quasars
DT - Warren Sapped, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
LB - Alex White, Lancaster Hustlas
LB - Jeremy Wdowiak, Hamilton Lightning
LB - roudy ramrod, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
CB - Han Ram, Sudbury Mountain Lions
CB - To Good, Quebec Quasars
S - Carlo Palazzolo, Lincoln Lucky
S - Les Drew, Puvirnituq Musketeers (Couldn't find a stand-out FS, so another SS)

K - Reginald Hoe, Lancaster Hustlas
P - Bill Shakespeare, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

no return man??? how comes???

Originally posted by Pariah
Originally posted by nittany2b

Originally posted by Pariah


Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.
Which is why you didn't make the All-Conference Team, right?

You named 2 left guards Einstein.
So by adding the word "right" to "guard" you shorten down the competition making it easier to promote yourself. Very good marketing job there my friend. If you want to compare yourself, compare yourself to other guards, not other right guards.

Originally posted by fortna29
Originally posted by nittany2b

With the conference season over I decided to spend about an hour and put together a conference All-Star team. I'll be honest, I did not spend much time on positions such as FB and TE where it's difficult to pull up stats. Would love someone in the Western Conference to do the same and see how they match up. I mostly looked at stats for this. Don't rip me to pieces if you don't like it, say what you would have changed. Enjoy!

QB - Stefan Grant, Puvirnituq Musketeers
HB - Marion the Barbarian, Lancaster Hustlas
FB - Gfr Hönigl, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
WR - dorito chip, Sudbury Mountain Lions
WR - Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
TE - #80 Zach Miller, Puvirnituq Musketeers
OT - The Bouncer, Quebec Quasars
OT - George Kunz, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
OG - Jimmy Huntington, Lancaster Hustlas
OG - Barnacle Bob, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
C - Smash Brother, Nova Scotia Snakes

DE - Ray Edwards, Lancaster Hustlas
DE - OptMegUs haz3L, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
DT - Da Truck, Quebec Quasars
DT - Warren Sapped, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
LB - Alex White, Lancaster Hustlas
LB - Jeremy Wdowiak, Hamilton Lightning
LB - roudy ramrod, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
CB - Han Ram, Sudbury Mountain Lions
CB - To Good, Quebec Quasars
S - Carlo Palazzolo, Lincoln Lucky
S - Les Drew, Puvirnituq Musketeers (Couldn't find a stand-out FS, so another SS)

K - Reginald Hoe, Lancaster Hustlas
P - Bill Shakespeare, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

no return man??? how comes???
KR - Smoke Brooks, Yellowknife Rented Mules
PR - George Gipp, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Oh yeah... Gipp was scary on the returns.

Originally posted by nittany2b
Originally posted by fortna29

Originally posted by nittany2b


With the conference season over I decided to spend about an hour and put together a conference All-Star team. I'll be honest, I did not spend much time on positions such as FB and TE where it's difficult to pull up stats. Would love someone in the Western Conference to do the same and see how they match up. I mostly looked at stats for this. Don't rip me to pieces if you don't like it, say what you would have changed. Enjoy!

QB - Stefan Grant, Puvirnituq Musketeers
HB - Marion the Barbarian, Lancaster Hustlas
FB - Gfr Hönigl, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
WR - dorito chip, Sudbury Mountain Lions
WR - Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
TE - #80 Zach Miller, Puvirnituq Musketeers
OT - The Bouncer, Quebec Quasars
OT - George Kunz, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
OG - Jimmy Huntington, Lancaster Hustlas
OG - Barnacle Bob, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
C - Smash Brother, Nova Scotia Snakes

DE - Ray Edwards, Lancaster Hustlas
DE - OptMegUs haz3L, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
DT - Da Truck, Quebec Quasars
DT - Warren Sapped, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
LB - Alex White, Lancaster Hustlas
LB - Jeremy Wdowiak, Hamilton Lightning
LB - roudy ramrod, S.W.O. Swamp Donkeys
CB - Han Ram, Sudbury Mountain Lions
CB - To Good, Quebec Quasars
S - Carlo Palazzolo, Lincoln Lucky
S - Les Drew, Puvirnituq Musketeers (Couldn't find a stand-out FS, so another SS)

K - Reginald Hoe, Lancaster Hustlas
P - Bill Shakespeare, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

no return man??? how comes???
KR - Smoke Brooks, Yellowknife Rented Mules
PR - George Gipp, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

KR
Smoke Brooks - 30.3 yds per return 0 td
Pot Head - 37.9 yds per return 1 TD

PR
Geroge Gipp PR 36 yds 658.5 avg 18.3 tds 2
Pot Head PR 54 Yds 917 Avg 17 TD's 2

Gipp didn't return punts at all for the final two games of the season.

Originally posted by nittany2b
Originally posted by Pariah

Originally posted by nittany2b


Originally posted by Pariah



Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.
Which is why you didn't make the All-Conference Team, right?

You named 2 left guards Einstein.
So by adding the word "right" to "guard" you shorten down the competition making it easier to promote yourself. Very good marketing job there my friend. If you want to compare yourself, compare yourself to other guards, not other right guards.

Two different types of players. A right guard is built totally different than a left guard - and has completely different blocking assignments. I still hold true to the proclamation that Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.

Originally posted by Pariah
Two different types of players. A right guard is built totally different than a left guard - and has completely different blocking assignments. I still hold true to the proclamation that Jimmy Gatz is the best right guard in the Eastern Conference.

Right guard, huh? Gatz is an antiperspirant. Pariah is making such a big deal because he wants Gatz on the all star team cleaning up the team's sweat.
Add Jimmy Gatz to the team as the #1 TOWEL BOY!