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IHasUsername
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You can't really slap with 5 fingers. The slap itself comes from the palm of the hand. Or in a backhand, the back of the hand. But that's self explanatory.
 
millah22
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Leroy.

If I shave my pubes, will my high school classmates approve of me?
 
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You aren't in HS anymore son. And those girls you keep sleeping with that are in HS might approve of it but Bubba in prison definitely will when you get jail for statutory rape.
 
millah22
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Will Chris Hansen approve of it?
 
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Ask him
 
rgriff15
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Might be a stupid question but are you the same Leroy Jenkins from WOW. Just wondered.
 
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Originally posted by Beaker
Originally posted by prthdinhoc

Originally posted by davitrav30


Originally posted by prthdinhoc



Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins




Still a game to go.

Don't boost till day 41 just for max training xp.


Yeah, it all makes sense now! Thanks Leroy!


I have just completed some extensive research and you sir, are a liar. Your starters have indeed boosted. The only players on your team that might possibly still have boosts left are some of the scrub backups.


Holy shit man! Have you no sense of irony??? Leroy, could you explain to the genius why I asked if it was ok to boost? Maybe use very small words.

And our scrub backups??? Yeah, they got some PT against you guys in the second half thanks to the big lead our starters put on your overrated asses



Um. . .the fact that davit used the terms "extensive research" "you sir" and "indeed" all phrases that he does not use in his typical troll posts suggest to me that he was just running with the gag, thus making your post the ironic one.


I guess you could look at it that way, but you might be giving him too much credit.
 
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Originally posted by rgriff15
Might be a stupid question but are you the same Leroy Jenkins from WOW. Just wondered.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Umm, no he isn't...
 
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Originally posted by rgriff15
Might be a stupid question but are you the same Leroy Jenkins from WOW. Just wondered.


that was a stupid question even for this place >.>
 
Beef Supreme
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Dear Leroy,

After a disappointing finish to the season by the Cracker Party and yet another year of missing the playoffs, should the Cracker Party get relegated to BBB? Is there any hope for the soggy sacraments to compete in this league? Are they the quietest good team or the loudest bad team? If an Irish man married a Palestinian woman, would their kids get drunk and throw rocks at each other?

Thank, I'll hang up and listen

Beef Supreme
 
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Originally posted by Beef Supreme
Dear Leroy,

After a disappointing finish to the season by the Cracker Party and yet another year of missing the playoffs, should the Cracker Party get relegated to BBB? Is there any hope for the soggy sacraments to compete in this league? Are they the quietest good team or the loudest bad team? If an Irish man married a Palestinian woman, would their kids get drunk and throw rocks at each other?

Thank, I'll hang up and listen

Beef Supreme


I think the Cracker Party is a much better team then their record indicates and in most other leagues would be a very dominate team. I see no reason for being relegated down to BBB. Everyone can compete in this league, eventally because as the cream rises to the top and moves on everyone else jus looks better. As for the Irish and the terrorist it would all depend on their religion. My guess is they would mix together their heritage and suicide Irish car bomb the English Jews.
 
PhireHawk
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Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins
Irish car bomb the English Jews.


Great drink

I give it the official Scottish/Irish two thumbs up
 
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I don't think English Jews are a part of the drink but I agree it is tastey
 
PhireHawk
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Dear Leroy,

We went the large majority of the season without boosting and now I can't get mah mad props no more cuz.

Do you think this playoff will shut people the fuck up, or shut me the fuck up, or do you think it's just another rendition of "DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT COMING" like last year?
 
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Originally posted by PhireHawk
Dear Leroy,

We went the large majority of the season without boosting and now I can't get mah mad props no more cuz.

Do you think this playoff will shut people the fuck up, or shut me the fuck up, or do you think it's just another rendition of "DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT COMING" like last year?


I think that not boosting was a gamble and that it nearly costed you. I think if this tactic was used last season it would have been much more successful because so much of the game depends on the RNG and I don't know if a level or 2 advantage really nets you that great of an advantage overall on the competition.

As for other peoples opinions they don't matter. You can talk shit after a win or stay away from the boards for a few days after a loss. Do whats best for your team.
 
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