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GG Eddiedonavan!
Your team looks well built. Excellent SA choices on your players and great play calling and tactics on both sides of the ball.
I thought you were going to win with a last minutes big play. Keep it up! I love edge of your seat games like that.

Originally posted by QuadL
Live cos-play of Mystique. Before the Movies chose to kill the Character off. Ah, who knows they MCU might bring her back once the x-men through Deadpool enter the MCU.

they miscast her badly in First Class.

GG Wrecking Crew

- I'm Spaceman Spiff with Biff Barf here. Giving you the latest update on the Uranus L
Bwhahaha! He said it again!
- Some one please retie his straps? Anyway, the "Planet just before Neptune" League.
- A few teams have come out to surprise as often happens as leagues develop. In "The League" this team would be the Ancona Dolphins. Once Biff's laughing stock of Gamma at 0-2 they upset the Columbus Rabid Lizards and have been fairly successful since.
Ha! They still only hold third in Gamma division!
- That's because the teams above them are both 6-1!
So? It still only counts as third!
- Oh let's just get straight to the action!

Uranus League Teams
Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 5-2-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 3-4-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 2-5-0
4 Miami Gators... 1-6-0
All the Division's teams went on the road and all got run over by meanie home teams. Once a consideration for top team in the league, BV Eagles now have to wonder if they're just lucky to have a weak division.

Beta Division
1 Dallas Diamonds 5-2-0
2 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 4-3-0
3 Rhode IS Devils CPU 3-4-0
4 Fresno Slashers 0-7-0
Rhode Island Devils Utterly embarrass the Miami Gators, 30-3. It's a CPU controlled team. They're actually using a complex passing game, and winning!
Dallas Diamonds smack down and incarcerate the Orlando Outlaws, 69-14. Proving they should be atop the division, Dallas ran mercilessly and ruthlessly all over Orlando for well over 500 yards. HB Chad GPT was once even heard tell a defender on one of his long runs, " Hey, come over here so I can step on you too!"

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 6-1-0
2 ...Team Beta... 6-1-0
3 Ancona Dolphins 5-2-0
4 New Orleans Saints 2-5-0
Truly the best division in the League right now.
Team Beta battle it out and defeat the Bird Valley Eagles, 20-14. It was almost like an old school 1970's game. tough defenses kept running to a minimum as Beta jumped to the early lead off two unanswered FGs. Looked like they sealed the deal in the third with a TD. A BV Eagle fourth quarter comeback fell short after one TD of their own, but they did nothing more after.
Columbus Rabid Lizards kept the SouthEast Eagles grounded as they ran away with this one, 21-3. A smothering defense that even scored a safety late in the 4th Quarter along with an unrelenting run game that gained over 300 yards. Columbus proved why they are tied for the division lead and not Ancona's b*tch.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys Watched as the Ancona Dolphins powered their way to a close but uncontested, 21-26 win. Ancona kept pounding away to the tune of a 4.6 yards a carry ground attack and their kicking game proved consistent enough to gain them the win. the Monkey's were in the air way too often and it showed as the offense was stifled for the most part after the first quarter.
Fresno Slashers served up an easy one to the New Orleans Saints, 0-41. In a battle of the basement dwellers, the Slashers proved beyond any doubt they are more pathetic than New Orleans could ever think of being. The Saints came out ready for a fight and as the game progressed realized they were almost on the field by themselves if not for Fresno's running game being a bother.

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! We are -ahem-
- Reporting on the Uranus League...
You said it not me Spiff. Anyway yeah, that! Let's get straight to the action!

Uranus League Teams
Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 6-2-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 3-5-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 2-6-0
4 Miami Gators 1-7-0
Bird Valley Eagles feast on the Ancona Dolphins, 61-28. BV Eagles really did a number on the Dolphins with the ol' ground and pound. over 500 yards just running wild and many scores later... Free fish cakes!

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 5-3-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 5-3-0
3 Rhode Island Devils CPU 3-5-0
4 Fresno Slashers 1-7-0
Miami Gators get sliced and diced by the Fresno Slashers, 7-10. In a battle of the cellar dwellers Slasher get off the win-less list and show they are a real team.
Orlando Outlaws get handcuffed and ... stuff thrown at them by the Monmouth Evil Monkeys, 10-27. The monkey shocked no one with a balanced attack (yardage wise) to beat the struggling alpha team.

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 7-1-0
2 Team Beta 7-1-0
3 Ancona Dolphins 5-3-0
4 New Orleans Saints 3-5-0
SouthEast Eagles get deep fried by the New Orleans Saints, 0-35. Saints prove they are the best of the worst and get a third win!
Team Beta beat down de Dallas Diamonds, 59-10. Beta rolled like a snowball going down hill and hit late with a powerful aerial attack.
Columbus Rabid Lizards take a day off and let their cheerleaders beat the Rhode Island Devils, 14-0.Either this is the case or Rhode Island is doing it with smoke and mirrors because they are a freekin' CPU team!

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Columbus Rabid Lizards take a day off and let their cheerleaders beat the Rhode Island Devils, 14-0.Either this is the case or Rhode Island is doing it with smoke and mirrors because they are a freekin' CPU team!

O_o

They were pissed at us because joelbotsford doesn’t recruit for CRL anymore. You know those bots and CPUs always stick together.

Originally posted by rabidlizard24
They were pissed at us because joelbotsford doesn’t recruit for CRL anymore. You know those bots and CPUs always stick together.

Yeah, I just expected you to beat them like 41-0 rather than only 14-0. I was just surprised by their defensive prowess.

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Yeah, I just expected you to beat them like 41-0 rather than only 14-0. I was just surprised by their defensive prowess.

Gotta admit, we got badass cheerleaders.

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Um tell them Spiff...
- We're coming to you live from our sports news center to report on the Uranus League!
(giggle) Yeah what he said. Alpha has it's clear Alpha, Beta has split in two of haves and have nots, while Gamma continues to be the most competitive divison yet.
-Let's get straight to the action!
Hey that's my line!


Uranus League Teams
Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 7-2-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 3-6-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 2-7-0
4 Miami Gators 1-8-0
Rhode Island Devils get the hell pecked out of them by the Bird Valley Eagles, 10-55. The Alpha Division's Alpha dogs
- You mean birds
Whatever, the Eagles used their powerful defense to rule the roost... except for that lapse in the 2nd qtr. where they let a CPU team outscore them 10-7. But they woke up and finished as they should.

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 6-3-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 6-3-0
3 Rhode Island Devils CPU 3-6-0
4 Fresno Slashers 1-8-0
Dallas Diamonds saute and southern fry the SouthEast Eagles, 49-0. No contest here as the Diamonds scored in every quarter and ran roughshod all over the S.E. Eagles to the tune of over 400 yards.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys surprise Team Beta with a sh*t storm, 38-6. A consistent running attack and acceptable support from the passing attack allowed control of the clock and constant scoring as the Evil Monkeys shocked Team Beta.

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 8-1-0
2 Team Beta 7-2-0
3 Ancona Dolphins 6-3-0
4 New Orleans Saints 4-5-0
Ancona Dolphins just refuse to go away and beat the crap out of the Miami Gators, 40-0 instead. HB Scott Whitehouse pretty much did it all but play defense as the dolphins were firing on all cylinders against the woeful Gators.
New Orleans Saints just squeak by the Orlando Outlaws, 16-14. Using a far more effective defense in a turnover marred game, the Saints just make a last second fifty yard field goal to be victorious at home.
Fresno Slashers just can't cut it against the Columbus Rabid Lizards, losing 3-62. Columbus just pounced on Fresno early and never looked back as they ran for nearly 300 yards and their defense sacked Fresno QB Joe Burrow twenty-two times to walk away with this one easy.

love to see it, love to see it.

I'd upvote you if I could. 👍

Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Today we do a circuit around the Saturn League! Alpha is full of powerful teams but one has shown they are the true Alphas. Beta has become a two horse race but one is far and away in the lead. Gamma is the most competitive but also most likely to only get one team to make it out alive.
Let's get straight to the action!

Saturn League Teams

Alpha Division
1 da bulls 9-0-0
2 San Salvador Scorpions 6-3-0
3 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 5-4-0
4 Don't call it a Comeback 4-5-0
da bulls um, wreck the Wrecking Crew, 56-0. A tough Wrecking Crew defense was game for a quarter but the constant barrage of da bulls' running and TE attack and lack of offensive support eventually took it's toll. At the end of the day the mighty bulls' run game gained over 250 yards and TEs Hawaii TE and Dookie Sanchez combined to go 11 of 13 for over 145 yards and a score.
San Salvador Scorpions win a tough one at home over the Midnight Vegas, 17-3. A fairly even match saw the Scorpions just be a bit better in the run game and pass rush as they stifle the Vagas offense, control the clock, and get the Dub.
Don't call it a Comeback grounded then pounded the Ellerslie Falcons, 69-3. A solid run game to the tune of 7.1 yards a carry and an aerial barrage that seemed unstoppable at times led Don't call it's win. But, being -4 in the turnover ratio sealed the fate of Ellerslie as well. And no I didn't cal it a comeback so there!
Nebraska Cornhuskers 2023 fly high and bomb the New Brunswick Gangstars into the dark ages, 69-7. Using the Don Coryell's Air attack playbook Nebraska utterly embarrassed New Brunswick with over 800 yards in the air and nine TDs.

Beta Division
1 Southside Rebels 9-0-0
2 Midnight Vegas 6-3-0
3 Wrecking Crew 2-7-0
4 Texas Snakes 2-7-0
Dream Team find themselves in a nightmare at home against the Southside Rebels, 24-45. Things seemed to start off well for the Dream Team but it quickly unraveled as their own turnovers cost them the game. They actually outplayed the Rebels but Southside took advantage when they needed and got the job done.

Gamma Division
1 Dream Team 7-2-0
2 Airborne Screaming Eagles 3-6-0
3 New Brunswick Gangstars 1-8-0
4 Ellerslie Falcons 0-9-0
Airborne Screaming Eagles rip the Texas Snakes a new one, 38-7. The Screaming Eagles started a little slow and the game was close for one quarter but it was soon apparent after that the struggling Snakes were no match. Over 360 yards in the air and a decent 4.4 yard average per carry kept this one solidly in the Eagles grasp.

Biff Barf here! I'm soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Spaceman Spiff what can you tell us about the Jupiter League?
- Well Jupiter is the biggest ball of gas since the Bean eating scene in "Blazing Saddles" and this league is also full of giants but none are undefeatable so lots of teams have false hopes here.
Well said. Alpha has it's Alpha. Beta does too but they are not alone in that division, while Gamma is the black and blue division.
Let's get straight to the action!

Jupiter League Teams

Alpha Division
1 D'Haran Empire 8-1-0
2 Estate Parks Community College 5-4-0
3 Huntsville SoulStealers 4-5-0
4 2009 Cornhuskers CPU 0-9-0
Huntsville SoulStealers squeak by Norfolk VA City Boys, 10-6. Despite being outplayed by the City Boys, the SoulStealers scored their 10 points first and weathered the Norfolk VA attack to a dub with solid defensive effort.

Beta Division
1 The Dark Age 8-1-0
2 Kentucky Mountaineers 7-2-0
3 KC CROWNS 6-3-0
4 Norfolk VA City Boys 4-5-0
Estate Parks Community College Just couldn't get the grades as KC CROWNS win, 30-35. Both offenses were pretty successful but an extra turn-over here and more consistent drive there prove to give KC the edge in this one.
Norfolk Assassins are hogtied and river dipped by the Kentucky Mountaineers, 0-75. HB Bob Duke runs roughshod for 360+ yards and three TDs and adds another receiving as the Mountaineers walk away with this one.
DarkSeid Ravagers find no joy as they lose to The Dark Age, 20-93. Oh the humanity! The Dark Age threw for 520+ yards ran for another 224, and caused nine turn overs and 18 sacks in this massacre. DarkSeid did try to get some life in the third but the relentless and merciless assault by The Dark Age just gave them no hope.

Gamma Division
1 B.A.S.S. Nation 5-4-0
2 DarkSeid Ravagers 4-5-0
3 Tampa Playmakers 3-6-0
4 Norfolk Assassins 0-9-0
D'Haran Empire falls in an upset to Tampa Playmakers, 3-24. With only a first quarter FG to show for it the Empire just didn't do enough to make any difference as Tampa ran just enough and passed just enough scored 3FGs and two TDs spread over the entire game for the win.
2009 Cornhuskers get shucked by the B.A.S.S. Nation, 0-38.B.A.S.S. took charge of the game in the second quarter and never looked back as they threw for over 300 yards and ran for another 115 yards to an easy victory.