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Biff Barf here, I soak up all the sports news and barf it back at you! Today I'm slumming in the Nimitz league just so youse bums can smelelelell what the Biff is cooking! (That's not copy written is it?)

Nimitz League

Alpha Division

1 Flint Tropics 6-0-0 League leading lint lickers, Flint Tropics, get to pound sand against a real opponent in the barely fed Mountaineers of Kentucky.
2 Dallas Cowboys 4-2-0 Get a tomato can to kick around this week as they cheer on the beta leaders.
3 Marseille Manchots Royaux Penguins 2-4-0 Slight favorites vs. Redblacks of Canada... seriously? CANADA!?
4 Montgomery Blaze CPU 1-5-0 Best of the CPU cannon fodder but that's saying little.

Beta Division

1 Kentucky Mountaineers 5-1-0 Leagues best O and best ... um , D bump uglies this week... Anyway I'd give these poor Mountaineers a real chance at walking away satisfied.
2 Oklahoma Sooners 3-3-0 Sooner to lose this one against the Cobras than win it. But I guess we'll find out soon enough.
3 Aikahi Tigers 2-4-0 The Paper Tigers going to Dallas to get a lesson.
4 Oakland Titans CPU 0-6-0
Gamma Division
1 Miamisburg Cobras 4-2-0 Need this one to keep Dallas at bay.
2 Dallas Mavericks 4-2-0 Looking to keep up with the Jones, I mean Miamisburgs, with this weeks home stand.
3 Beaufort Zebras 3-3-0 Just what the doctor ordered a CPU cream puff to fix the loser bug.
4 Ottawa Redblacks 2-4-0 Have a very winable game if they really focus on the game planning. But CANADA!?

Ugh GG Kentucky. I get a little closer each time

Originally posted by Shoota
Ugh GG Kentucky. I get a little closer each time

Hell of a game. I think yall beat me in the early tiers, and you all have a great squad. GG!

Lmao yes we got a write-up

Damn GG Miami! Think we're starting to really feel the difference from not having a boosted team.

Alpha Division

1 Flint Tropics 6-1-0 Oh how the mighty have fallen! Now, no more perfect, Flint now has to watch out for the 'Boys.
2 Dallas Cowboys 5-2-0 Had a cake walk and watched Kentucky eat Flint's too.
3 Marseille Manchots Royaux Penguins 2-5-0 Thought they had a chance until the game started...QB had happy feet.
4 Montgomery Blaze CPU 1-6-0 Losers lose so, yeah.

Beta Division

1 Kentucky Mountaineers 6-1-0 I'll tell a little story about a team named... They won ok...HAPPY!?
2 Oklahoma Sooners 3-4-0 Were in this game until they weren't. About the time the Third Quarter ended. Seems like they got to work on conditioning.
3 Aikahi Tigers 2-5-0 Dang, I had small hope and Tigers were game, but the offense just wasn't up for the challenge. I feel for the defense in this one.
4 Oakland Titans CPU 0-7-0 LOSERS... though they did win 3 cpu games... just not league games... Losers!

Gamma Division

1 Miamisburg Cobras 5-2-0 juuust barely ahead of Maverericks, they had no mercy for Sooners. This is not a league for such thoughts.
2 Dallas Mavericks 5-2-0 Win the ones you are expected to win. They did that this time.
3 Beaufort Zebras 4-3-0 Only one 1 game out of first place!
4 Ottawa Redblacks 3-4-0 Right now this last win keep their hopes alive for play-offs. Even if only slightly.

Someone drug test Kentucky's players!!

Originally posted by bluelightning1224
Someone drug test Kentucky's players!!

LOL.

GG Dallas, sorry about running up the score.

Originally posted by Myrik_Justiciar
sorry about running up the score.

Perhaps the first time any Kentucky football team has ever had to utter such words.

Originally posted by Myrik_Justiciar
LOL.

GG Dallas, sorry about running up the score.

i did not know we had a game what the actual fuck

GG Dallas. College just can't hang with a pro team!

Originally posted by atlbruce
Perhaps the first time any Kentucky football team has ever had to utter such words.

Oof. I do believe in the Stoops era we are far from the laughing stock of the SEC.. 2 seasons ago we won 10 games and finished I think 12th in the nation and this season we have started out ranked 20th. They got a solid defense and one of the best OL's in the country these days

Originally posted by Myrik_Justiciar
Oof. I do believe in the Stoops era we are far from the laughing stock of the SEC.. 2 seasons ago we won 10 games and finished I think 12th in the nation and this season we have started out ranked 20th. They got a solid defense and one of the best OL's in the country these days

Okay, whatever makes you feel better. Mitch McConnell is still your senior senator, though.

Originally posted by atlbruce
Okay, whatever makes you feel better. Mitch McConnell is still your senior senator, though.

Hopefully that old turtle gets voted out soon.

Gg Tigers, you really shut down our offense

Originally posted by atlbruce
Okay, whatever makes you feel better. Mitch McConnell is still your senior senator, though.

Originally posted by Shoota
Hopefully that old turtle gets voted out soon.

Gg Tigers, you really shut down our offense

Eh, I've never been a Mitch fan, but I do like Rand Paul, he's as close as I can get for a Libertarian.

As for UK, an all SEC season is gonna be tough, but I keep hearing from analysts we got a good shot at an upset vs Auburn tomorrow... Even if the season turns out bad (projected 5-5), I always have basketball season right after

Holy crap Penguins! What a crazy game! GG