(Media starts to fill the room as the latest press conference to introduce the players on GE's new team is about to start. Camera pans over to Peter Norman.)
Peter Norman: "Hello again, and welcome back to Rookie Media Days - Season 13. As promised, GE said he would continuously introduce the players that will be playing for his new team from now until the start of Season 13. Rumor has it that he will keep some players in tact, but several new players will appear on the field. It seems GE has sent his new offensive coordinator, cybertron, to perform the introductions today. Here he comes now."
(Camera pans towards the big screen TV over head as cybertron's theme video begins to play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLS2N9mHWawcybertron: "Ah, we meet again Peter Norman. GE couldn't make it today as he had to prepare Empire's Zone Strikes Back for a big league match up against EEA 2.0, so he sent me instead. Let me start off by saying I look forward to bringing in a new, diverse offense to the GLB II league. It will be my pleasure to run the score up against all the rebel, so called
Legends, of GLB II."
PN: "Well it seems like you will fit in just fine on GE's team. Who do we get the pleasure of being introduced to today? Some mutant from planet dork face?"
cybertron: "Silence Peter! Your attempt at comedy falls on deaf ears. But alas, I had to travel all the way to a planet full of little blue beings to find our field goal kicker. He would practice his kicks while inside his castle, booting the little blue people through his homemade field goal. He has decent power but his accuracy is impeccable."
Gargamel steps out from behind the curtain and pulls out a small little blue person.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargamel#/media/File:Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpgcybertron: "Show these rebel scum how to kick a FG, Gargamel!"
Gargamel: "Hahahaha...of course coach."
Gargamel drop kicks the smurf across the room, over the head of Peter Norman and through door. The smurf hits the ground, jumps up and scurries away, calling for Papa Smurf.
PN: "Wow! That was some kick! And there you have it folks. Looks like GE has found himself a solid kicker for Phase II."
cybertron and Gargamel turn around and walk off the stage to the Transformers theme.
*** No smurfs were hurt in this production ***