Originally posted by Password is Taco
#3 Baby BANGER vs #2 Acheron Xenos
The Baby BANGER's haven't allowed a point in league play. While that might mean they have a really good defense, it might also mean they play in a fairly weak league. Looking at the rest of the league, I'm going with the latter.
Acheron, on the hand, has had to play a number of tough teams in both ladder and league play, and even when the lose, they play tough. It wouldn't surprise me at all if by the end of the year, they've made enough improvements in their play to challenge for the top rookie spot.
Acheron Xenos 17 - Baby Banger 3
Score was Baby Banger 50 - Archeron Xenos 14
Well does this solidify us???
That depends.
Human beings are particularly difficult to freeze. For starters, our bodies have an internal thermometer that attempts to hold core temperature at around 98.6. When you start to reduce the temperature around them, the body also has a few tools at it's disposal to help slow down the reduction in temperature.
The first thing that happens is that blood vessels in the skin contract. If the core temperature drops even a few degrees, the body begins shivering, attempting to increase the rate at which we burn energy in an attempt to raise the temperature. If the core temperature continues to drop, well, the person starts acting drunk. (Note: do not use this as an alternative to beer. It's just way too risky, and instead of trying to hook up with an ugly chick, you might try to hook up with a polar bear.)
At a core temperature of around 77F, death becomes likely. I say likely because there are cases of human core temperature getting as low as 57F without being fatal. Since the body will continue to attempt to produce heat until it's dead, that's the first obstacle.
Once dead, you still have to get a human down to about 31F or so before the fluids will begin to turn solid since they're not pure water. On top of that, humans, especially football players, have a lot of mass which acts as a sort of thermal battery. It's going to take a while to for all heat to be lost. Even if you immersed a person in liquid nitrogen, it's still going to take a while before they turn to a solid. I suspect the temperature of a football field in springtime is much warmer than liquid nitrogen. (offer void in Minnesota, Michigan, and most of the Northeast US).
In summary, while the game was impressive, I'm 99.99% certain you are not solid.
